This is ea-*dies of acute alcohol poisoning*
*Enters the D. Glances around. Looks at the bottle of rum. Opens it up and chugs it. Dies.*
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Originally Posted by Jessimae
Alright. I was idling in the D tonight and it's a past-time of mine to go through descriptions and read characters in the Movie Trailer Voice-over style; as I was doing this I thought, Huh. Drinking Game.
So here it is! Understand that this is all in good humor and isn't intended to poke fun at any specific group or type of roleplayer - I try to take shots at everyone equally. ;3 Feel free to add to it, too! LET IT BEGIN* Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink. Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink. Every time you see a fox character, take a drink. Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks. Every time you see a dragon, take a drink. Every time you see a lizard character (non-draconic), take a drink. Every time you see a demon, angel, half-demon, half-angel, or winged character, take a drink. Every time you see a character under 5 feet who isn't a child, take a drink. Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!) Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink. Every time you see a BOY in booty shorts, take three (you probably need it) Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink. Every time you see a black trenchcoat, take a drink. Every time you see a character in armor, take a drink Every time you see a character with pure white or pure black skintones, take a drink. Every time you see a guy hitting on a G.I.R.L., take a drink. If you're a guy and you realize you're hitting on a G.I.R.L., take three drinks. *Please note that I don't condone anyone who shouldn't be drinking, drinking. This is all in good fun and honestly you could drink soda and just get a sugar buzz as soon as drink alcohol. ;3 |
Understand that this is all in good humor and isn't intended to poke fun at any specific group or type of roleplayer
Characters!:
Pinny - Scrapper
Shadewing - Defender
@Pinny
...I -wish- I could afford -that- much alcohol.
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Exactly! I'm glad you noticed that bit!
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Originally Posted by Pinny
Understand that this is all in good humor and isn't intended to poke fun at any specific group or type of roleplayer
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Since I don't go to Pocket D often I looked at my roster of characters instead and took two drinks in total.
Is this a good sign or an indication that I need to be less uptight? 
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And the only thing Flea forces you to do is take a shot for his trenchcoat. If he's even wearing it. You're fine if he's in the kilt and chains.
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Originally Posted by Jessimae
Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink. Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink. Every time you see a fox character, take a drink. Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks. Every time you see a dragon, take a drink. Every time you see a lizard character (non-draconic), take a drink. Every time you see a demon, angel, half-demon, half-angel, or winged character, take a drink. Every time you see a character under 5 feet who isn't a child, take a drink. Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!) Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink. Every time you see a BOY in booty shorts, take three (you probably need it) Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink. Every time you see a black trenchcoat, take a drink. Every time you see a character with pure white or pure black skintones, take a drink. Every time you see a guy hitting on a G.I.R.L., take a drink. If you're a guy and you realize you're hitting on a G.I.R.L., take three drinks. |
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
ha ha! This is great! But you forgot something.. everytime you see someone draw their assault rifle... (or summon their pets)
When all hope seems to have drifted away.. and the shadows of death creep closer. Do not fear or cower.. do not make peace or seek salvation. For I will be there, supporting your movement. So give me your pain, weakness, despair, fear and doubt.. The Light will grant you another stand.
Are you trying to murder everyone with alcohol poisoning? I mean going by these rules my character select screen would get me smashed...
Might as well just change the rules to:
"If you see a character, drink up!"
Everytime you go into Pocket D, drink until you die of alcohol poisoning.
[Please enjoy responsibly]
ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker
How much should I drink everytime I see a futa character? Personally I'm thinking a bottle would be good for that.
Gee, this means every time my magical girl scurries thru in her pink magical girl costume, everyone's gonna get smashed...first from seeing a 10 year old...and then when they realize her costume's...PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jessie, this means you gotta add anyone wearing the shocking pink color to the one drink list!)
And god help the players if she's followed by my 14 year old mad scientist who's the same height...and she's wearing her wings....
I'm gonna make the place DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(evil grin)
Global is @Mellissandria
I don't have that much art, but I do write stories and I do collect art on
my DA account
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Every time you see a futanari (not to be confused with a "new-half"), dunk your head in the keg and cry. Twice. And don't bother coming up for air.
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Originally Posted by Tech_Striker
How much should I drink everytime I see a futa character? Personally I'm thinking a bottle would be good for that.
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,...new half? dare i ask?
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There is something wrong with that. If we're not gonna be coming for air...then how can we dunk our heads in the keg twice?|
Originally Posted by Alkaiser
Every time you see a futanari (not to be confused with a "new-half"), dunk your head in the keg and cry. Twice. And don't bother coming up for air.
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And yah. "New Half"?!
It's Japanese slang for a pre-op male-to-female transexual.
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Huh.
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Originally Posted by Tech_Striker
It's Japanese slang for a pre-op male-to-female transexual.
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Bring your head up so only your face is submerged.|
Originally Posted by Bright_Shadow
If we're not gonna be coming for air...then how can we dunk our heads in the keg twice
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Then bring it down again, as you realize that you're drowning in alcohol.
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Oooooh....
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Originally Posted by Tech_Striker
It's Japanese slang for a pre-op male-to-female transexual.
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My main character would prompt four drinks, and I don't think she's generic or mockworthy. What sort of superhero character would you consider legitimate?
"Cupcake cupcake cupcake; Cupcake. Merry_Mint is the best." - Abraham Lincoln
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I think my roster qualifies for four drinks. Three for the bolded ones and one for my GILF Widow.|
Originally Posted by Jessimae
Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink.
Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!) Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink. |
Unless you add: Mutant Pig (x2!), Mutant Possum, Armored Characters (multiple) and Mad Scientist.
I mean if Sorceress counts, then I'm gonna count Mad Scientist too.
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Originally Posted by Tech_Striker
It's Japanese slang for a pre-op male-to-female transexual.
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There's one of those that's the Mayor of Silverton, Oregon.
He got in a little trouble for wearing a bikini top and a short skirt to a public event. There's apparently a dress code for public officials when they are performing thier official duties. As one of the people in attendance said "Dang, I really didn't want to see his huge jugs."
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I have seen all four of these at the same time with only TWO CHARACTERS!|
Originally Posted by Jessimae
Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink.
Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink.it) Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink. Every time you see a guy hitting on a G.I.R.L., take a drink. |
*dies*
Alright. I was idling in the D tonight and it's a past-time of mine to go through descriptions and read characters in the Movie Trailer Voice-over style; as I was doing this I thought, Huh. Drinking Game.
So here it is! Understand that this is all in good humor and isn't intended to poke fun at any specific group or type of roleplayer - I try to take shots at everyone equally. ;3
Feel free to add to it, too!
LET IT BEGIN*
Every time you see a vampire, werewolf, sorceress or magician, take a drink.
Every time you see a catgirl, take a drink.
Every time you see a fox character, take a drink.
Every time you see a dog character (non werewolf), take two drinks.
Every time you see a dragon, take a drink.
Every time you see a lizard character (non-draconic), take a drink.
Every time you see a demon, angel, half-demon, half-angel, or winged character, take a drink.
Every time you see a character under 5 feet who isn't a child, take a drink.
Every time you see a child character, take two drinks (ankle biters!)
Every time you see a girl in booty shorts, take a drink.
Every time you see a BOY in booty shorts, take three (you probably need it)
Every time you see skin-colored tights, eden pasties, or fishnet shirts, take a drink.
Every time you see a black trenchcoat, take a drink.
Every time you see a character with pure white or pure black skintones, take a drink.
Every time you see a guy hitting on a G.I.R.L., take a drink.
If you're a guy and you realize you're hitting on a G.I.R.L., take three drinks.
*Please note that I don't condone anyone who shouldn't be drinking, drinking. This is all in good fun and honestly you could drink soda and just get a sugar buzz as soon as drink alcohol. ;3