Well my thugs/poison MM team:
Thugs:
Apple
Mandarine
Strawberry
Enforcers:
Peach
Apricot
Brute:
Orange
And the master of all: Fruit Cocktail!!! 
Proud member of Blaze of the Immortals (Heroes) and leader of F.O.E (villains)
Heroes:
Plumber, Ice Desert Girl, Doc Goodheart, Banana Machoman, Pavattone, Penguin Shark, Sting like a Bee
Villains:
Bricklayer, Savage Dentist, Fruit Cocktail, H. Yashida, Shesinellek
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I'm bringin back my Beta henchmen...
John, George, Paul, and Ringo.
Oh and if anyone who was on Beta thinks I pinched em, its just I've changed my Forum name 
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Hey, I did that too! Exept, afterwards I kinda got bored and started naming them after CAD characters.............
Sorry for the bit of necro, but I just couldn't resist: I'm not a great Villain-side player but I've got a Necro/Poison at 20, Evil McEvil, who has 3 zombies called Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and a Lich called Mahomet.
I started of naming mine :
Zombies:
Fred
Wilma
Betty
Knights:
Barney
Pebbles
Ghost:
Dino
Lich:
Bambam
but i changed my mind and now they are called
Zombies:
Tiamat
Boccob
Lolth Drow
Knights:
Wee Jas
Gruumsh
Ghost:
Nerull
Lich:
Vecna
Cant remember all my Ninjas names but back last year i had;
Plight
Xanthus
Ruby
Extremus
XD
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Cant remember all my Ninjas names but back last year i had;
Plight
Xanthus
Ruby
Extremus
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Oh God what.
Why am I the meat in that Xanthus/Extremus sandwich?!? 
The 50's
Ruby Dragon - ill/emp Troller
Rain Phoenix - fire/ss Tank
Seth Darkstar - rad/dark Def
Sorrow Phoenix - dm/reg Scrap
Por Siempre - ice/therm Corr
Prized Dragon - WS
Mari Darksoul - nrg/ice Blas
Nawty - fire/kin Troller
Macula - ice/fire Tank
see...now you got Ext thinking of sex and Xan thinking of food...shame on you Ruby!
SingStar:
"Extremists LOVE to fish to get us annoyed so we break the forum rules."
CRACK68:
"The origin of life wasn't planned either, should all life be declared a bug and wiped out?"
Lionsbane:
"You know me.Ever the realist"
Hey look I'm not under Plight and that's the important thing.
oooh i just got a brain storm!! im gonne make a undead mm and gonne call the leach PARIS HILTON!!
Having finally worked out how to rename my pocket calculators of doom, I now have Bournville and Cadbury. I am looking forward to getting more summons so I can find some more chocolate related names for them.
Hope I don't get banned for this, but...
Genin
Naruto Uzumaki
Sasuke Uchiha
Neji Hyuga
Jounin
Kakashi Hatake
Might Guy
Oni
Nine-Tailed Fox
As a Bots MM, I decided to choose names that fit Robots 
Honestly :P
Assault Bot:
Gary Glitter (i not l)
Protector Bots:
Spandex
Eduardo
Battle Drones:
Captain Hans
Incontinent Dave
(I used to have one called Mohammad, But he got changed to Jesus Mk2)
So, Pretty much the most Random names I could think of :O
Murf.
I'm quite proud of mine...My mm is Big Baz
Bruiser: The Russian
Enforcers: Ugly Kev
Ninja Bob
Thugs: Lippy Fez
Dom 'The Gun'
Mad Hamish (The arsonist)
I know this hasn't been replied to for ages...I was bored
My Robotics names, guess the theme :P
Drones:
Kotus 672
Kotus 159
Kotus 834
Protector Bots:
Fujikoma
Tachikoma
Assault Bot:
Bonaparte
My Robotics names:
Drones:
Bang
Crash
Wallop
Protector Bots:
Black
Decker
Assault Bot:
Killa Byte
Nuff Said...
Coolio Wolfus leader of Coolio�s Crusaders on Union.
Tekna Logik leader of Tekna�s Tormentors on Defiant.
Creator of: Coolio's Tech Beacon Replacements
AE arc 402506, 'The Rise and Demise or Otherwise of Tekna Logik...'.
My bot names:
Battledrones:
Murdoc I
Raymond II
Darwin IV
Protector Bots:
Umi III
Ami V
Assault Bot:
Brutus VI
My Thugs have all got fishy names (it goes with the MM, Donny the Fish)
Thugs:
Cat
Tench
Dog
Enforcers:
Sword
Pike
Bruiser:
Shark
My mercs are as follows, their names have a bit of backstory to them just for the sh*ts and giggles.
Soldiers:
Soap (Less said 'bout this the better, he was in prison once...)
Fish (Cause he drinks like one)
Medic:
Doc (Mail order college degree in medicine)
Spec Ops:
SnakeBite (thought he was smart during survival training)
PitBull (Had a bad run in wiff a dog)
Commando:
Gas Can (Cause he likes to blow sh*t up, and nearly himself aswell)
I'm thinking of naming my assault bot Alfred, not sure why everything sounds more humourous when named Alfred
No idea for what to call minions... But the Commando Needs some Russian name ^^
Typical Big Russian Commando with a Chaingun (Heavy TF2)
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WHO TOUCHED SASHA?! 
@Rooks
"You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
My Thugs/Poison has these guys...
Thugs:
Golden Guy
Bronze Boy
Enforcer:
Tatoo Tommy
Not sure if this has been mentioned or not but well, with 35 pages to go through, I'm not in the mood to trawl through them all.
Anyway, my Necro has names taken from horror films
Jason (Voorhees, Friday the 13th) - Lich
Freddy (Krueger, Nightmare on Elm Street) - Grave
Michael (Myers, Halloween) - Grave
Hannibal (Lector, Hannibal) - Zombie
'Bubba' (Sawyer / Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw Massacre) - Zombie
Norman (Bates, Psycho) - Zombie
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Lich:-
Jesus
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That made me laugh. A lot.
My mastermind only has one (rather lonely) bot at the moment, and it has no name. I will have to think of one for him.