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I'll start:
What do you call a storm defender who's trying to respec into O2 boost?
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Disgusting.
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I'll start:
What do you call a storm defender who's trying to respec into O2 boost?
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* Healorz wanna be
* Currently Asphyxiated
* Respiration Respec
* Gasping for Straws
* Going Green (numbers that is)
* Did it to lose Gale... so.. "Gone With The Wind"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
aaaaaand Steelclaws win the thread *snrk*
What shall claim a Sky Kings' Ransom?
PPD & Resistance Epic Archetypes
While not CoH-specific, my favorite one-half-liner of a super hero joke has got to be "Say your prayers, Clergy Man!"
Usually when fighting Carnies, I pop off with "Don't try anything funny, Harlequin Fencer."
I stumbled upon a Rikti Mentalist, and he asked "Are you lost?"
Knock Knock
So a Fire/Kin Controller, a Granite Tanker, and a Trick Arrow Defender walk into a bar...
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Knock Knock
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Who's there?
CoH Dirty Jokes That (hopefully) Still Fit In The Teen Rating
If you are offended by naughty jokes or are not old enough to be reading this sort of thing.. STOP HERE... and quickly skip to the next post...
... I mean it....
... you've been warned....
... Fine.
* I thought you said Deflowering Earth! Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin in this city?!
* So you're a Crey Scientist, huh? Yeah, my wife and I also do genetic experimentation to try to create a new generation of meta-humans... it's called "having sex."
* Yeah... My claws came later in life... I forget I have them at the worse possible moments... Like scratching itches... Thank god I had a spare!
* Fire/Ice Blasters Keep It Hot and Wet
* MasterMinds Do It In Groups
* Brute: My Fury Bar Ain't The Only Thing That's Rising
* Tanks Can Do It All Night Long
* Spines Scrappers: Ask Me About My Bananas
* Kinetics Defenders: An Interdiction of Friction
* Storm Defenders Hit It Like Thunder
* Illusion/Storm Controllers Are The Stuff of Wet Dreams
* The Domination Bar: Fill to Thrill
* Defenders Do It Better In Teams
* Stalkers: I'm In Ur Bedroom Spyin' Ur Naughties
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Taxibot Belle once started coming up with a series of "light bulb" jokes that she sometimes tells when killing time, like when the Taxis are doing badge tours. She's sitting here relaying them to me as I type. Here are a few:
Q: How many Taxibots does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. Four to teleport it to the exploration badges, and one to teleport it safely into the socket. (The number varies depending on how many badges are in the zone they're doing badge tours in that night.)
Q: How many Vahzilok does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. With sufficient "treatment," the old one never has to die.
Q: How many Circle of Thorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. Well, just one to screw it in, but nine more to stand around chanting to make it actually glow.
Q: How many Nemesis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 12,587 over the course of 115 years.
Q: How many Banished Pantheon does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's wrong with just resurrecting the old one? (Works for Defenders, too. 
)
Q: How many Arachnos Wolf Spiders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 24. One to kidnap the light bulb installation engineer, one to intimidate her family, one to collect the ransom, twenty to hold off the heroes, one to make it look like the Widows were responsible for the whole thing, and... Wait, what were we doing again?
Q: How many Freakshow does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to be the socket.
I think she actually collected two or three of them from contests. When she gets started, she does crack me up. If you have more, she's always looking to add more to her repertoire.
She did spring a bit of an off-color joke on me once when someone was conducting a "bad pick-up lines" contest on Infinity. It was hilarious, although it did kind of catch me off-guard, coming from Belle. She made me swear not to tell it. 
We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)
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What do you call a storm defender who's trying to respec into O2 boost?
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Disgusting.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Took me a minute.
@Leiter
The Sixth Column
"Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue."
Izaak Walton
What did the boy Deathcap say to the girl Deathcap when she would not go out with him?
Why not? I'm a real Fungi
/em BazookaJoeFallDown
Yo momma so fat...
- ...when she sits around the SG base, she really sits around the SG base!
- ...she aggroes enemies on the other side of the zone!
- ...when she streetsweeps in Perez Park, people mistake her for Kraken!
- ...nothing happens when you give her a Speed Boost!
- ...it takes a whole team with Group Fly to get her airborne!
Formerly known as Stormy_D
A different kind of joke, but... the council's secret weapon
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Yo momma so fat...
[*]...when she sits around the SG base, she really sits around the SG base![*]...she aggroes enemies on the other side of the zone![*]...when she streetsweeps in Perez Park, people mistake her for Kraken![*]...nothing happens when you give her a Speed Boost![*]...it takes a whole team with Group Fly to get her airborne!
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I remember seeing a post once of "yo momma" jokes. I laughed out loud at the one that said, "Yo momma so dumb, she thinks that Peacebringers are an escort service."
We've been saving Paragon City for eight and a half years. It's time to do it one more time.
(If you love this game as much as I do, please read that post.)
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* Stalkers: I'm In Ur Bedroom Spyin' Ur Naughties
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Stalkers do it from behind!
Your momma's so fat...
...the Spawn follow her around.
...in the character creator there are five settings: Female, Male, Athletic, Huge, and Your Momma.
...it takes two rezzes to lift her off the ground.
...she's immune to Levitate, Teleport, and Group Fly.
...people think she's the Talos Mound.
...Serge charged her for two costume slots.
...the friction from Speed Boost makes her pants catch on fire.
...for her, sitting down is an AoE power.
...she spawns bosses all by herself.
A Virtue player, a Justice Player, and a Freedom player walk into a bar.
Wait, the Freedom player disconnected, server's full.
And the Virtue player realised they weren't playing a catgirl and went to buy the Science Pack.
Left alone, the Justice player trips over Pinnacle passed out on the floor and logs off, because it's 5am.
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A Virtue player, a Justice Player, and a Freedom player walk into a bar.
Wait, the Freedom player disconnected, server's full.
And the Virtue player realised they weren't playing a catgirl and went to buy the Science Pack.
Left alone, the Justice player trips over Pinnacle passed out on the floor and logs off, because it's 5am.
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And the Champion player is in the corner, arguing with himself.
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Yo momma so fat...
Well, there IS a reason you don't see Lusca around so much anymore...
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Yo momma so fat, when she types /stuck, the server crashes from the load.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Diminishing Returns was a new weight loss program.
Yo momma so fat, she makes Atlas' statue look like a pool ball.
Yo momma so nasty, even Dr. Vahzilok wouldn't tap that.
Yo momma so fat, when she super jumps she throws the world out of orbit.
Yo momma so stupid, her voice is a Debuff.
Yo momma so fat, she has her own origin; Obese. It comes with an "Eat Pie" inherent power.
Liberty for All
Balefor - 50 DM/EA
Summon VII - 50 Claws/Regen
Urteil - 50 Archery/Elec
Catwhoorg: What time of year should I plant my cabbages?
Castle: It doesn't matter if you have the Gold Watering Can.
Yo momma so fat she's the next plan for blocking access to the Rikti homeworld. Task Force Cork.
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I'll start:
What do you call a storm defender who's trying to respec into O2 boost?