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What would live longer in space - a shark or a snake?
This looks like it'll become a good thead. Alas, I have nothing to contribute. Can you give me something to contribute?
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How can I lift this dead weight off me? I want to soar, I can feel the need in my veins, electrifying every sense. How can I be set free, how can I free myself?
If the chicken were to trael back in tim to pre big bang, into universe that has ceased to exist,but is exactly like our own, down to the egg from which the wchicken hatched, which will have come first. soeak quickly, this is a matter of life or death.
If a train carrying 295 passengers leaves Portland, Oregon at 5am and travels at a speed of 56.3 miles per hour,what flavor blizzard would go best with a cherry slush?
wait are you in portland????
I'll keep it simple. I'm afraid The Winnahs Crew of "Last Person To Leave A Reply Wins" may be getting sick of pizza all the time. What would be a suitable party food to substitute with?
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What would live longer in space - a shark or a snake?
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I'd like to say which side has been holding out on us all this time and can breathe in space, but they'd eat me.
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This looks like it'll become a good thead. Alas, I have nothing to contribute. Can you give me something to contribute?
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Your credit card number and social security number. I can divine your future using these.
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How can I lift this dead weight off me? I want to soar, I can feel the need in my veins, electrifying every sense. How can I be set free, how can I free myself?
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Remove a few limbs.
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If the chicken were to trael back in tim to pre big bang, into universe that has ceased to exist,but is exactly like our own, down to the egg from which the wchicken hatched, which will have come first. soeak quickly, this is a matter of life or death.
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The rooster.
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If a train carrying 295 passengers leaves Portland, Oregon at 5am and travels at a speed of 56.3 miles per hour,what flavor blizzard would go best with a cherry slush?
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Strawberry.
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wait are you in portland????
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Well, I come from a land of ports...
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I'll keep it simple. I'm afraid The Winnahs Crew of "Last Person To Leave A Reply Wins" may be getting sick of pizza all the time. What would be a suitable party food to substitute with?
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Cocaine.
Failing that, cocaine cookies.
Should I eat Pez for lunch today?
How many pez will they need to continuously eat them for their lunch hour?
Does my hair make me look fat?
does my fat make me look hairy?
We don' need no stinkin' signatures!
Have you seen my baseball?
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If you had 7 bean burritos while drinking coffee, would the Hulk have a spam sandwich?
Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!
Why am I always being crowned king in Slapmesillystan?
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
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Should I eat Pez for lunch today?
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Yes. By the truckload.
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How many pez will they need to continuously eat them for their lunch hour?
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It doesn't matter as long as they all have unique dispensers.
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Does my hair make me look fat?
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Yes.
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does my fat make me look hairy?
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No.
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Have you seen my baseball?
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No, but I've felt it. You're a terrible shot by the way.
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If you had 7 bean burritos while drinking coffee, would the Hulk have a spam sandwich?
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We'll never know, I don't eat burritos.
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Why am I always being crowned king in Slapmesillystan?
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You're wearing the wrong colour underwear.
Would you like to play a game?
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Where does M come from?
Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If the aforementioned woodchuck is from Canada and is here working in his (or her) field but does not have a work visa, do I need to report him (or her) to the authorities?
If yes, which authority?
I'm Tanking / Bruting so get familiar with my hand signals.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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Would you like to play a game?
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I'm kinda busy here.
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Where does M come from?
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Talk to the guy in Viridian City, surf up and down the side of Cinnibar Island in Yellow...
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If the aforementioned woodchuck is from Canada and is here working in his (or her) field but does not have a work visa, do I need to report him (or her) to the authorities?
If yes, which authority?
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As much as they wanted, yes if you want to be a goit, and the nearest Mountie.
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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He's too dumb to know better.
Can you tell me how to get back onto the freeway?
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Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame Street?
Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio,
I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?
I had an idea for a rather important thread, but forgot it. So instead, I want you lot to tell me what your troubles are, and I will give you incredibly questionable advice as to theoretically improve your life, or just entertain me.
Shoot.