How many fish does it take to cut down a forest all the way down to China?
If the square root of Picasso is tuna fish, will the hippopotamus gorge on gouda?
If you can tune a piano, how come you cannot tuna fish?
If you had 12 eggs and 10 pigs, would that be breakfast time?
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Should I use lard in place of sugar in my coffee?
Should I use coffee in place of gasoline?
Shoud I?
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Crime doesn't Pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
If you bred a Yorkie with a Pitbull, would you end up with a Yitbull or a Porkie?
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Or would it be a Porkiébull?
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Pizza or Hot Dogs?
What about hotdog pizzas?
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What about hotdog pizzas?
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How come there is hardly an blue food?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Why are you taking so long to reply?
Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Why am I still awake?
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Floppy?
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How far does a pickle seed travel if you kick it with a steel-toed boot?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Why do you take so long to answer?
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Why are there no answers to my questions about napalm?
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Hoo boy I hate it when I forget the thread.
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Can you tell me how to get back onto the freeway?
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Climb.
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Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame Street?
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In our heart, we're all there. So take some acid.
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Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio,
I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?
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Because you listen to the wrong stations. Try classical music.
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
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I assume it's in Mexico. Go there.
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How many fish does it take to cut down a forest all the way down to China?
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It depends on the fish. If they're carp, we all die.
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If the square root of Picasso is tuna fish, will the hippopotamus gorge on gouda?
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Potatoes.
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If you can tune a piano, how come you cannot tuna fish?
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See above about the carp.
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If you had 12 eggs and 10 pigs, would that be breakfast time?
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Ew, no, I'm vegetarian.
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Should I use lard in place of sugar in my coffee?
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Why not have both?
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Should I use coffee in place of gasoline?
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Yes, coffee tastes better.
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Crime doesn't Pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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I told you before, stop working for people who wear suits all day despite officially selling furniture despite not owning a store.
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If you bred a Yorkie with a Pitbull, would you end up with a Yitbull or a Porkie?
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Depending on whether it's fat or skinny and how pretentious you are.
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Or would it be a Porkiébull?
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Mastiffbull is better.
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Should I open Pandora's Box? It looks pretty.
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You've been beaten to it.
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Pizza or Hot Dogs?
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Follow your heartburn.
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What about hotdog pizzas?
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See, what's why I'm vegetarian.
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How come there is hardly an blue food?
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It became an hero.
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Why are you taking so long to reply?
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Because you suck. Feel ashamed.
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Why am I still awake?
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Sleep is an illusion, and so are pants.
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How far does a pickle seed travel if you kick it with a steel-toed boot?
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If by 'pickle seed' you mean... erm... well... not far, but it's hilarious.
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Why are there no answers to my questions about napalm?
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What question about napalm?
*stands and applauds Prof. Backfire*
Can I be like you when I grow up if I try hard enough?
Are you for or against the inmates running the asylum?
Do you know the way to San Jose?