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Angryellow

 

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What type of wedding gift do I get for someone who is just an accquaintance to me, but thinks they're my best friend?


 

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Can I love the smell of naplam in the morning and still be a pacifist?


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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Can I be like you when I grow up if I try hard enough?

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No. You have to grow down. And eat more sugar.

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Are you for or against the inmates running the asylum?

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They'd be the experts.

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What type of wedding gift do I get for someone who is just an accquaintance to me, but thinks they're my best friend?

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Edible lingerie.

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Will I be the Last Person To Leave A Reply and therefore, win?

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If the question is answered, no.

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Can I love the smell of naplam in the morning and still be a pacifist?

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Yes. What's stopping you from blowing up random objects in the morning?


 

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Is it too soon to make Michael Jackson jokes?


 

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Has anyone seen LaToya since Michael died? Makes you wonder, huh?

((I know that was in bad taste, sorry))


 

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What happened to the cookie monster?


 

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Why would some one ask a question like what Kheldarn asked?


 

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Is it too soon to make Michael Jackson jokes?

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Not if they're actually funny.

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Has anyone seen LaToya since Michael died? Makes you wonder, huh?

((I know that was in bad taste, sorry))


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...I don't get it.

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NOW how much would you pay?

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Two fiddy.

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What happened to the cookie monster?

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He went to rehab. And ate it.

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We all know that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where did Peter Piper PACK his peck of pickled peppers?

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In his peck pack.

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Why would some one ask a question like what Kheldarn asked?

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Simple curiosity, and a little cocaine.


 

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What is the only word that rhymes with Orange?

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Porrange.


 

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Will you ever stop slapping that pikachu?


 

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How to Stop???


 

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What about flippers for hands?


 

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If a scientist created the most powerful acid in the world, what would he keep it in?


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Does cheese win over bacon?


 

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why don't more people play the theremin?


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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What is the answer to this question


 

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Will you ever stop slapping that pikachu?

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If you want to see the future, imagine a pikachu being slapped in the face, forever.

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How to Stop???

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Steer into a gravel driveway and fall down!

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What about flippers for hands?

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As long as you don't use them as claws.

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If a scientist created the most powerful acid in the world, what would he keep it in?

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My stomach.

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Does cheese win over bacon?

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The moon is not made of one of those. Go figure.

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why don't more people play the theremin?

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Not enough expeez.

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What is the answer to this question

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No.

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Ha ha! That was a trick question! The answer is Purple!

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No it's not.


 

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and WHY did you just do it??


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�