That..............about sums it up.
....I LOVE IT!
Not enough racially insensitive, stereotypical, and/or annoying robots, stupid useless humans, or ball/humping jokes to be an accurate depiction.
Awesome! So glad I didn't have to pay to see it!
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Why am I afraid to click on the link? Rickroll? Man I'm paranoid. 
Not a rickroll, hardly funny. Yeah, this fails.
"People who take offense to IC actions OOCly need to learn to differentiate between the two... Or change their damn meds."
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Sorry Rook. Spartan hit this one on the button.
PS Where the heck ya been Spartan? Catchin' bad guys?
I actually liked the movie.
But where were the brass balls? And why was Bumblebee there? Shouldn't he be in car mode, "protecting" Megan and Shia by making sure what they're doing in the backseat is safe?
This.
Was better.
Than Michael Bay's steaming pile.
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Looks like this version has more plot than bay's.
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that sums up the plot, but then Spielberg did it.
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best line in the film:
"First Witwicky in college."
--grand father was a famous explorer (fact: almost every explorer during the last 100years was college educated or a self made billionaire)
--Father was Upper middle class or better if he was actually in California, ... this is usually a sign of at least a bachelors degree, and in California a doctorate.
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I actually liked the movie.
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You are to blame for EW Boll making movies! >
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It was OK. I give it a 3.5 out of 5 stars. Two of those for Megan Fox 'cause well, I'm a guy. The other 1.5 for the story and the acting.
From my perspective, it seemed like the humor seemed somewhat forced. The story was good but some of the acting was a little over the top (Agent Simmons quote: "One man alone..." OY!)
However; it's still going to sell a lot of popcorn and entertain and that's what matters. :-)
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I give it 5 stars for GIANT ROBOTS BEATING EACH OTHER UP!!!! ... and negative 2 stars for
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to total out to 3 stars.
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Not Transformers (same as 1).
EW Boll directs a movie like a 2 year old.
Acting on par with Paris in House of Wax.
Story on par with The Hills Have Eyes 2.
Sound on par with standing next to the speakers at a grunge concert.
I take all the stars it's been given thus far and it still owes me several dozen.
It makes it onto my Top Ten Worst Movies Ever list.
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Is it better or worse than this?
Cause this is pretty darn cool!
Also not a rickroll....build a thousand bridges but rickroll once and what do they remember you as?
Sheesh.
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and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
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What does Uwe Boll have to do with anything here?
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a maker of mostly bad films with one good horror and one good straight to video
I wasn't asking who Uwe Boll was, but ok. I know his track record. Just don't get how my enjoyment of Transformers 2 and Boll are connected. Didn't Micheal Bay direct the movie? Perhaps Uwe Boll and Micheal Bay are the same person? It's all a huge conpiracy to make sure movies based on video games suck, and likewise for games based on movies? Maybe I'm just really confused? Where am I, and who are all you people?!
To wit, Transformers 2 is one of the worst movies ever made. EW Boll makes the worst movies (none good, let's get that clear). Michael Bay may have his mucky prints all over Giant Robot Fighting 2, but I will always blame the worst movies of all time on EW.
Michael Bay just needs a beat upside the head with a railway tie.
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I always imagine that when Michael Bay dies he'll be sent to hell where his eternal torment will be making movies with a single camera... which is bolted to the floor.
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...and he has NO special effects budget.
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I hope Michael Bay directs every movie that comes out...EVER. At least until 2020.
That should be long enough to torment you guys and of course bring more enjoyment to those of us who just enjoy the entertainment value.
PS BP your avatar is the scariest thing I believe I have ever seen. Love it.
Here's the link!
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