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"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."


�Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.� ― John Wayne

�Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!� - George Carlin

 

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But it made it easier to beat the whites into fluffy peaks.

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Racist.


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett

 

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Ahh Crap Gotta lokk for a new Job starting the first. blah.


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just got a new job


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well la de dada


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Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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Oh blah dee, Oh blah dah, Life goes on.


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David Lee Roth


"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon

"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight

 

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Wubba wubba wubba.


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
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This town needs an enema


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The sentient pickles were a peaceloving race for many centuries, but when they turned their green, shriveled eyes from their terrestrial home to the stars and saw the world of cocktail olives, hatred filled their pickle-hearts to the brim. Assembling their greatest minds, they devised a plan to destroy the hideous evil that lurked beyond the empty void. Their warheads armed, their rockets ready, the pickles launched the first and last volley of the First Interstellar Vegetable War. The telescopes held their gaze upon the cocktail olive planet, and just as they had hoped, pinpricks of nuclear fire began dotting its surface. Over a period of 3 days, more than five thousand warheads struck the alien world, reducing it to an irradiated rock.

The moral of the story? Don't let pickles look at you.


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If my dogs don't stop yapping at every tiny noise they are going to be replaced with hamsters soon.


 

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One month from today I will be going on my first vacation in 3 years!!!!!


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Revenge of Egg People was a great band.


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Barnes & Barnes


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett

 

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Ducks should pay for their own islands.


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Tee Hee!

 

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Of the more tolerable tribes I will say little, other than that while ignorant of more modern ways, they were well-intentioned and gave us food and water and sent us on our way downriver. It was 3 days after leaving that village that we saw our first warning sign, a body tied to a tree with the tell-tale wounds of the savages. When our food stores began running low, I went with Higgensbury to find edible fruit. We were cutting plantains down when he spotted them and cried out in warning. I dropped to the ground and lay prone, but it was too late for Higgensbury. With skill honed from years of survival in that harsh jungle the foremost of the savages hurled his weapon. The water balloon struck Higgensbury on the right side of his face and he fell dead. As they whooped in victory I scampered off as fast as I could, keeping cover between myself and their deadly water-filled latex projectiles. Upon reaching the boats I roused the men and we immediately cast off. The enemy dotted the shoreline and taunted us, holding up Higgensbury's body, water dripping from his face. Many of the expedition cried out in despair and Hogan had to be restrained by three of his companions. We rowed upriver with redoubled vigor and vowed never to return to that Godforsaken place.


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What is that from?


 

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What is that from?

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If you can believe it, I made it up. If you can't believe it, I still made it up.

I have an overactive imagination.


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What is that from?

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If you can believe it, I made it up. If you can't believe it, I still made it up.

I have an overactive imagination.

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I give you, the Writer of the Month for Penthouse Forum, Ladies and Gentlemen!


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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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What is that from?

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If you can believe it, I made it up. If you can't believe it, I still made it up.

I have an overactive imagination.

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I give you, the Writer of the Month for Penthouse Forum, Ladies and Gentlemen!


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Yay.


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