......and then there was that time in Costa Rica with those midgets, what a time that was.
With the Vasaline and the Thousand Island dressing? Ahh good times.
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
I tried to use Buddists once, but they were too forgiving.
(Hmmm. That could have worked for the Christians also.)
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
"Evidently Mister Ringo's an educated man...Now I really hate him."
"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon
"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight
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With the Vasaline and the Thousand Island dressing? Ahh good times.
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Is this where the bucket of sand was suppose to be delivered?
Got waylaid by the smokers in the parking lot.
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
I hate having rhinoceroses over for dinner.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. What kind of stupid question is that?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. *sniff* Maybe. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart sandvich.
@Demobot
Also on Steam
You know why there's a bear on the charmin box, right? Because bears DO [censored] in the woods. So if anybody asks you the question of whether or not bears [censored] in the woods, don't even answer them. Just say "Charmin" really loud and then laugh nervously.
Rabbit is taking a poop in the forest when a bear walks up next to him and starts to squat. Well, the rabbit is startled and scared because bears are big and dangerous. But he doesn't move because he doesn't want to draw attention to himself. After a couple minutes the bear says, "Hey rabbit. You have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit can't figure out what type of questions that is but he sheepishly answers, "uh ... no."
"Oh then, that's good," says the bear, as he reaches over, picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
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I hate the LRSf......fughensjgihohsuiuiogubv hnm
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Sorry to hear about your failure...if I would have joined that one it'd be a success! 
jk
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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LOVE that movie!!!
*green eyes Jack, do you know how rare that is?*
Controllers and Defenders RULE!
Guardian is home.
Vixen defined by urbandictionary.com:
Totally gorgeous and amazing human female. With the cutest smile and a sweet body. Loves partying and drinks a lot but is still incredibly smart. But be warned, may jump you unexpectedly.
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Rabbit is taking a poop in the forest when a bear walks up next to him and starts to squat. Well, the rabbit is startled and scared because bears are big and dangerous. But he doesn't move because he doesn't want to draw attention to himself. After a couple minutes the bear says, "Hey rabbit. You have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit can't figure out what type of questions that is but he sheepishly answers, "uh ... no."
"Oh then, that's good," says the bear, as he reaches over, picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
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Friday the 13th part 2?
That's what she said.
I'll always be a "Champion" at heart. My server away from home.
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson
"With great moustache comes great responsibility" - Zee Captain
Guess what? (What?) Chicken Butt. Guess why? (Why?) Chicken thigh. Guess who? (Who?)...Really? You don't see where this is going? It's poo. Chicken poo.
4:30 am.. the birds wake.
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
So a 50 foot tall accordion, a kangaroo in a toga and a robot clown walk into a bar, and the barkeep says 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, HITLER!' and jumps out the window into a swimming pool full of orangutans.
@Demobot
Also on Steam
If you be my body guard I can be your long lost pal..
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
If you give an idiot a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach an idiot how to fish, he will end up with a hook in his eye.
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I've been told that sometimes my lucidity is frightening.
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Your logic is no match for concentrated stupid. - Organica
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Current MAs:
Stop the catgirl rampage! #66361
The man in the cartoon rat suit suddenly turned right and ran down the alley towards the radioactive dumpsters that contained his weapons. Behind him, the ninjas slunk like oily shadows, noiseless and not at all noisy. The rat-suit man opened the first dumpster and his worst fears were confirmed.
"No! Not back-issues of Popular Mechanics!"
And the ninjas struck...
@Demobot
Also on Steam
The Heimlich Counter-Manuever I designed is not doing so well.
In the Arena of Logic, I fight unarmed.
The worst part about teaching someone how to be better than they are is when they start thinking that being better than themselves involves smack-talk. It becomes embarassing when your student starts putting himself down in public to the point he starts believing the insults, gets depressed, then stops trying only to have a crucial moment where they decide they can do it despite what they said to themselves.
They triumphantly rise above the self-inflicted depression, and try to overcome their pessimist side before it causes the same effect by telling them they aren't worth anything for hours at a time. Seeing as how you can't escape yourself, this antagonization can go on for hours, days, even months.
Eventually, the student is going to break down again. As with any form of abuse, however, this can only go the same way so many times before proactive retaliation will become a viable option.
They usually use guns, or hanging. A self-help egomaniac depressive complex will either want the definitive power of a firearm to destroy their abusive selves, or a rope to show dominance by determination. In the end...the outcome is the same. Well, unless the rope snaps(but only AFTER you've already deprived your brain of enough oxygen to damage it permanently) or the bullet goes through your brain and just takes out the nerves behind your eyes, blinding you for life and causing you to lose all motor skills on the left side of your body and the ability to control urination.
So, you see why it's just better to be lazy, Champion? Don't be better than who you are, claim a position that you have a perma-lack of motivation and call it a friggin' day.
You sir are the savior of fun.
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
if @ first u dont succeed wont hurt 2 smoke some weed!!!!
Artic and the Chillz - Champion PvP League
Exile - Champion PvPEC 3v3-5v5 League
Exile - Freedom 5v5 PvP League 2012
Exile - Freedumb PvP League 2011
Exile - CAPE PvP League
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"Evidently Mister Ringo's an educated man...Now I really hate him."
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That HAS to be off of Tombstone!
So I went to the store the other day and asked the manager if he had any Christians with stiff shafts left. He had 3 and let me have them at cost. So I took 'em home, waxed and taped them up and headed out for the night. I was sweat soaked and exhausted when I got home, but the Christian's performed well all night, especially in the corners. Good lift with minimal wrist action. Might have to go back and see if the manager can't special order me a few more.
(For those who dont know, Christian is a brand of hockey stick. http://www.cbhockey.com/home.php )
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."