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So a 50 foot tall accordion, a kangaroo in a toga and a robot clown walk into a bar, and the barkeep says 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, HITLER!' and jumps out the window into a swimming pool full of orangutans.
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hahah, now thats what im talking about!
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So a 50 foot tall accordion, a kangaroo in a toga and a robot clown walk into a bar, and the barkeep says 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, HITLER!' and jumps out the window into a swimming pool full of orangutans.
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hahah, now thats what im talking about!
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And that's a Tuesday Night in my College Town.
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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
This is how we do it
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Beer is good.
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Beer is good.
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That's not random! It's scientific fact.
A USMC cadence:
Fly over the schoolhouse,
Where all the kiddies learn.
Drop a can of napalm,
AND WATCH THE KIDDIES BURN!
NAAAAAAPALM sticks to kids!
It sticks to their faces and it sticks to their ribs!
See the kiddies playing,
Down by the lake?
Drop a can of Napalm,
AND WATCH THE KIDDIES BAKE!
NAAAAPALM sticks to kids!
It sticks to their faces and it sticks to their ribs!
Go into the market,
Where all the people shop.
Pull out my machete,
AND I BEGIN TO CHOP!
singing
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT, KILL!
left right left right I think I will!
Go into the church,
Where all the people pray,
pull out my machine-gun,
AND I BEGIN TO SPRAY!
singing
left right left right left right KILL!
Left right left right I know I will!
Go into the chow hall,
Where all the Navy eats,
Drop a can of Napalm,
THEY CAN'T STAND THE HEAT!
singing
NAAAAAPALM sticks to Squids!
It sticks to their faces and it sticks to their ribs!
Army, Army, I'm in doubt,
Why your bellies are sticking out,
Is it whiskey or is it wine?
Or is it a lack of PT TIME?
When my grandmama was 91,
She would PT just for fun,
When my grandmama was 92,
She could PT better than you,
When my grandmama was 93,
She could PT better than me,
When my grandmama was 94,
She'd PT, then PT some more!
When my grandmama was 95,
She PT'd just to stay alive!
When my grandmama was 96,
She would PT just for kicks,
When my grandmama was 97,
She PT'd, died, and went to heaven,
When my grandmama was 98,
She PT'd at the pearly gates!
singing
U!
Undefeated...
S!
Semper Fi...
M!
Motivated...
C!
C!
C-130 rolling down the strip!
Champion Server gonna take a little trip.
Mission top secret destination unknown!
We don't know if we're ever coming home!
So stand up, hook up and shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS!
And if my chute don't open wide,
I've got a reserve by my side.
And if that one should fail me too,
I'll hit the deck before you!
A-hookin' and a-jabbin!
A-Fightin' and a-stabbin!
HEEEEEEY ARMY!
What are you doing?
Get out yer tanks and follow me,
I am Marine Corps can't you see?
HEEEEEEY AIR FORCE!
What are you doing?
Get out yer jets and follow me,
I am Marine Corps can't you see?
HEEEEEY NAAAVY!
What are you doing?
Get out of eachother and follow me,
I am Marine Corps can't you see?
Low Hanging Fruit.
Sometimes the lowest to the ground is already rotten.
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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
onomatopoeia- is a fun word.
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
If you leave me ... can I come too?
Boys talk: I'd like a Squrit and Cider
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this is my randumb statement.
And so the night's festivities began. Checkerboard goats gravely danced the tarrantella, while broken yet still functional robots snorted lines of hydraulic oil off the mummified chest of Richard Nixon. A small toy porcelain doll looked across the scene, a single blue-green tear rolling down her cheek like a meatball. It was not the grotesque depravity of the celebrants that distressed her; of this she heartilly approved. Rather, what broke her heart was the impending loss of the wormwood moon and, more importantly, the jolly little cakes that went with it.
"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett
You walk into a bathroom and it smells like Cherry butt, is that a new sent in the air frehener?
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
I used know a stripper that went by that name. She smelled like Vanilla and shame. She's a RN now.
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
My magic erasor is broken.
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
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I used know a stripper that went by that name. She smelled like Vanilla and shame. She's a RN now.
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Now she smells like Disinfectant and Vomit.
Neither of which will ever make it to Obsessions' new fragrance line.
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
*whispers* Obsession.
Slow day. On the intresting side looks like we have another serial killer in Milwaukee. Go WI!
Champion.
Freedom.
We just coded it on a simple X-currentDate formula, so it nerfs itself automatically. -Babs on Accuracy Nerfs
Over 3 years, 1 - 50, whole lotta alt's, still having fun.
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Slow day. On the intresting side looks like we have another serial killer in Milwaukee. Go WI!
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Living in Wisconsin would make me want to kill people too. 
�Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.� ― John Wayne
�Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!� - George Carlin
reading To The Last Man, a book about WWI. I cried when Richtoffen and Lufbury died. 
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My MiniCity
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Slow day. On the intresting side looks like we have another serial killer in Milwaukee. Go WI!
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Living in Wisconsin would make me want to kill people too.
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this made me think of an album by slipknot... " Wisconsin death trip" dunno why ... 
Pickles are my friend
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He ain't my vegetable.. he ain't my cucumber..
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
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Pickles are my friend
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That's what the old lady said.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
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We dont want trouble in any language
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