Place horse shoes on each pair of footwear you own and act like you are surprised EVERYONE else doesn't do it too.
Sing the answers when someone asks you a question.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Make dogfood sandwiches and freely share with others.
Pretend to be rocking out to tunes in your car at a red light, then open the window so peolple hear there is no music and you must be a nut. Or just pretend to pick youor nose for a long time...
Drive down the road screaming at the top of your lungs, like your brakes are cut
Randomly cut other people's brake lines at the mall or other large parking venues.
Wear earrings made out of sardines.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� If your a man braid your armpit hair in the summer and walk around topless; ah what the hey, do it if your a girl too!
Wear pointed ears and fairy wings.
Use a magic marker and put faces on all the veggies in the produce section of a grocery store.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Hot glue chestnuts all over your chest.
revert to 80's and prank call the phonebook...
Do a headstand in front of City Hall and bark when people pass by
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Headbutt people you meet instead of handshakes or hugs.
Everytime you say something, use a different accent.
Walk around with sweet pickles sticking out of your nose and ears.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Growl at misbehaving children in the grocery store/wal-mart.
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Growl at misbehaving children in the grocery store/wal-mart.
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I already do that. 
Carry around a large box of celery and make farting noises.
Always eat jello with a knife and fork.
Yell out the word radiator at random points in a conversation, then continue as if nothing had happened
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Growl at misbehaving children in the grocery store/wal-mart.
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I already do that.
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I do that, too. 
Stand in the middle of Wal-Mart with a HUGE Wal-Mart Bingo Card and every time someone passes, loudly say "I bingo'd on you! wooooohooooo"
Step 1) Cut yourself
Step 2) Put on a bandaid
Step 3) Take bandaid off when wound has healed
Step 4) Repeat steps 1-3 until you have a good collection of bloody bandaids
Step 5) Apply for a job at a restraunt you hate
Step 6) Come to work the next day
Step 7) Spend the day placing your bloody bandaids in various meals
Step 8) Quit at the end of the day with a well deserved look of accomplishment on your face, as law enforcement pulls up to the restraunt for food inspection.
Play the piano on your forearm.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Play the harp with your teeth
Unpluck a chicken
Too late!
The world's weird already!
Buy shoes that are 5 times bigger than your feet and wear them everywhere with your normal clothes.