Take a pair of safety scissors, preferably the lefty kind. Then put on a pair of yellow spandex tights and go shirtless (if you're a guy, minimal coverage if you're a girl) throughout the neighboorhood and proclaim yourself "Teh Community Shearer", and make it known that you wll take on any shearing job for a modest fee of clean, unused diapers, preferably generic.
That was about as weird as I could come up with on short notice. Hope I gave a good contribution.
end every sentence with "in accordance with the prophecy"
put on a pair of sunglasses and grab a hari dryer. park near the side of the road and point the hair dryer at oncoming motorists
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work and play jungle sounds
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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It would be really wierd if someone mailed me a ton of cookies.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Go outside and start screaming. If someone tells you to stop, try to shove model aircraft up his/her nose.
Slap googly eyes on everything you see.
Nail bread to a car.
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Slap googly eyes on everything you see.
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What if someone already has googly eyes?
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Then take 'em off and replace them with jelly jars.
6. Using post it notes, fold an entire fleet of tiny paper boats, then put them in a public toilet. Whenever someone goes to use the toilet start screaming "BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES MEN! WE GOT A TORPEDO INCOMING!"
Build a LEGO castle and minifigures on your front lawn. When someone walks by, throw the castle at him/her and run screaming to the nearest supermarket and buy a pregnancy test and a coathanger while still screaming.
Go to job interviews, formal parties, or anywhere that you have to introduce yourself to people. Speak in a deep, booming voice and introduce yourself as "Omega Supreme".
Edit: While playing City of Heroes, give extremely strange answers to the classic "a/s/l?".
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
Rig your doorbell to fire attack toasters.
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Randomly post gibberish on the CoX forums.
Always speak in 3rd person.
Answer any phone call after 8 PM with "You have reached the Official Baby Bottom Smackers Continuum. If you are interested in joining, press one now. If you are interested in sponsoring, press two now. If you are a baby and need a bottom smack, hang on the line."
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I do that on everything.
When getting your photo taken stick your tongue out and give yourself bunny ears
Enjoy and praise CoH PVP.
...what if I do? i13 was made for me *blushes*
Make a deposit in the bank while wearing a ski mask.
Pie should not have tentacles...
Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse
The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
Dark_Respite's Video page
Wear these any time you drive in your car
Wear one of these or something similar in anything that is a drive through. Or take it to the cinema with you and put it on after you arrive, you have to sit in the back for it to work well.
Protest Uniquely even if it's just standing around downtown doing it
http://tiny.cc/ArcaneDefenseItems
This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
http://tiny.cc/WhatBeatsADragon
Stand nekkid in front of a door, and try to open it without using your hands.
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
Festive Vocal Farting
Everyone get a chair, and start spinning!!!! 
(and nomnoming :P)
"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%"
~L
Paper Plates of Doom!!!!111!!!
dress up like a complete nerd and walk around singing The Four Horsemen by Metallica, I've gotten some strange looks from that
Sing any Tom Lehrer song, seriously creeped out a friend singing Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
Air Guitar Hero on public transportation
This thread is for the sole purpose of suggesting ways to make the world weirder. Feel free to suggest your own!
1. Go to a supermarket in a respectable part of town. Wear a crisp white shirt with a tie (or a nice dress if your female), but rumple it up a bit and muss up your hair. Then go buy a pregnancy test and a coathanger, and watch the cashier's reaction.
2. Take all of your friends DVD cases or videogame cases, remove the disks, and replace them with salami.
3. In the middle of a busy public place, randomly fall down and start acting like your trying to grab onto the ground. When someone asks what your doing, tell them that gravity has reversed for you and if you let go you will fall into the sky.
4. Go into a Gamestop and ask them if they have any Colecovision Tapes. When they say no, ask them if they have any turbografix tapes. When they say no, ask them if they have any Magnavox oddessy tapes. When they say no, whip around, grab the flashiest looking high budget shooter off the shelf, shove it in their face and scream "WELL WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN!!?!?!?!?!?"
5. Find a veterinary clinic, preferably one that looks a little worn down. You know, the kind right between a pawn shop and a bail bonds office. Make sure it has a big window out front, as well as a little treelawn where they plant flowers or bushes or whatever. Also make sure the receptionist can see you through the window.
Now start digging around in the treelawn dirt until the receptionist notices you. Ignore her, and keep digging until you find an earthworm. Then stand up, hold up the earthworm, and give a big smile to the receptionist as you walk in. Walk up to the reception desk, and slam the worm on the counter, being sure to squish it a little as you do so. Then tell the receptionist that you want this worm spayed. As soon as the receptionist begins to say anything, put on a blank expression, and slowly slide a 100 dollar bill across the counter to her, being sure to slide it through the worm guts as you do so. Hopefully, she will take the money and the worm into the back. This is why you chose one in the bad part of town, as they might just be desperate enough to take 100 dollars to spay an earthworm. If she does not, then dont despair, as you have created more then enough weirdness already. When she returns with your (hopefully now spayed) worm, get another big smile on your face, eagerly snatch the worm from her hands, pull out a white envelope, and stuff the worm inside. Make a show of carefully licking the envelope and sealing it JUST PERFECTLY. Then place the envelope on the counter, pull out a big black rubber mallet and smash it. Pick it up again, and holding it in both hands, lean forward, look the receptionist dead in the eyes with a maniacal grin on your face and whisper "My girlfriend is going to love this!". Then sprint out of the clinic, making sure to trip slightly as you do so.