Ways to make the world weirder.
Wear clothing made from lunchmeat. Cut your hair in a reverse mohawk (ear to ear instead of front to back). End every sentence with a scream.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Whenever you ask someone to do something, add "Do it for great justice."
(Did I misspell justice?)
Or Perhaps, "Or you shall face the wrath of my SAMMICH!"
randomly yell out a flavor of icecream
Hold conversations with trees
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Hold conversations with trees
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to Quote Eccles from the Goon Show...
"I talk to the trees, thats why the put me away.... Ragged idiot... Leather tuba"
It's funnier when you listen to it... Look up The Goon Show, Napoleons Piano
Wear a godzilla suit
Braid your armpit hair and spike your back hair. Then walk around topless.
Wear Spock ears made from banana peels when you are in public. Laugh really loudly each time someone says "I". Wear all your clothes inside out.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
During the hotest days of summer, break out into "Singing' in the Rain" in whatever public place you can find.
Go to a Food court in your nearest shopping mall. If you spot someone eating fruit, shout "THIS MAN HAS FRUIT!!!! THIS MAN HAS FRUIT!!!!" and make sure to point at him while doing it.
Challenge people to Break Dancing competitions, with such phrases like "Do you got the stuff to beat me down, dawg?"
Hand out notes to strangers that say, "Don't read this!"
Pick a fight with a shrub and tell everyone it provoked you.
Walk around with a cooler that says 'Human Head' on it.
Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Name your car. Scold and pet it on occasion.
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Wear a codpiece over your pants.
Sing the answers whenever you are asked a question.
Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
Make a honking noise on the doorknob every time you open a door.
When walking down a street, spread your arms out and make airplane noises.
Carry a chia head around, give it a name and carry on conversations with it.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Speak only in burps.
Paint a target on your forehead.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
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Sing the answers whenever you are asked a question.
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I already do this, is that bad?
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Shave your head and glue fake turf for hair..tell everyone your name is Chia.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Staple dead fish all over your shirt and ride the subway.
Use real teabags to teabag something
Put a diaper on a watermelon and push it in a stroller. Pretend to breast feed it if you are a guy.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Throw pudding cups at everything. Then, eat the pudding.
Lick people when they offer to shake hands.
Dance with vegetables at the grocery store....carry an egg slicer around and play it like a harp.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Attempt to make the masses join you in synchronized dancing in the middle of the road.
RP your superhero in real life and when you talk normally put your arms over your head in an arc like this ( )
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This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
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