Find out what Fed-Ex charges to ship a live possum to Pittsburgh at 3am.
Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse
The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
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Or don't find out and ship it anyway.
Paint eyes on your eyelids and sit in public with your eyes closed all day.
Wear a tutu over your business suit.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Look like Shadow_Ravenwolf's avitar.
(Where the heck did he get that?)
Speak only Pig Latin
Dress in a Grim Reaper suit and go to a retirement center and walk around aimlessly pointing at people and touching them on the shoulder.
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Ride a stick pony around everywhere.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Treat everyone like you would your grandmother
Wear a rubber fake bald head and let your hair stick out from under it.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Wear a cheeze whiz mustache for the ladies and cheese whiz boobs for the men.
Do like I used to with my friends when we were 14; dress up like hippies, then go to a restaurant, order a meal, sit in a booth, make a huge mess with the ketchup and stuff after you've ate and laugh like hell running as fast as you can from the irate server girl. ah, good times.
Stand on a busy street corner and passionately makeout with a turn signal post.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Everytime you see a "Walk" sign light up break into the chorus of Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" . Feel free to include the RunDMC version too.
Walk around with kleenex stuffed in your nose
Take a bunch of stuffed animals, put leashes on them and drag them along everywhere you go.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Dye one quadrant of your head green and shave the opposite quadrant.
Stop complaining.
Use Crisco for soap.
Take a long stick of celery and use it like a sword on everyone you see.
Wear all your clothes backwards whenever in public.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Attempt to convince everyone you meet that squirrels are bent on world domination.
Invite a bunch of people to a party. Serve real mudpies and snacks made from sawdust and motor oil.
Wear a hat made of a live alligator.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Give strangers the evil eye for apprently no reason at all.
Lick your coworkers noses and tell them it's a new ultra secret handshake.
Invent a new word and say it at random.
Fut.
Practice farting 'Moonlight Sonata' in public.