You need to give him bigger "man breasts"...then he will be complete! 
Now all he needs is a big-frikkin' gun.
I unfortunately don't have any screenies of her atm, but one of my first characters was Sparkles the Clown. I did not make her a pretty clown, but tried for loud and horrible on the eyes.
Kinda like "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" scary?
I have a few. One is named Happy Happy JoyJoy (or something like that) who broadcasts for others to "cheer up - it's just a video game!" I made him after listening to one too many whining sessions in broadcast in Atlas Park.
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Liefeldian is awesome. I love that he doesn't have real feet. Needs more pouches, though.
My wife and I once spend an entire night running around Atlas Park on Justice as Suctionette and Failure Knight. Basically we just hung out around Ms. Liberty and talked to each other in Local about how inept we were and did /e cower a lot. It worked out pretty well for us when the Rikti invaded and stood there and let the other heroes do all the work while we did /e cheer and told them all about how great they were and how we wished we could do something, but we just weren't very good superheroes.
Then we put an NPC named Wilfredo on follow and kept asking him why he wouldn't talk to us, what we'd done to upset him, et cetera. A couple of people found it entertaining enough to follow us around and try to help us patch things up with Wilfredo, until we were beaten by a group of level 1 Hellions.
FUN FACT: That burst of light when you level up is actually the effectiveness escaping from your enhancements all at once.
You need to take that screenshot, so his feet are actually hidden behind some shrubbery or rubble. That and the big frikk'n guns would make it perfect!
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You need to take that screenshot, so his feet are actually hidden behind some shrubbery or rubble. That and the big frikk'n guns would make it perfect!
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Wait, wait, and he needs a girl with a waist the width of a toothpick and about 1/4 his height to be dangling nearby him.
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed
*milk through nose*
I have a couple joke characters. I have defender named Grammar Police. She's hard to play, because she spends most of her time correcting grammar in broadcast.
I also have a widow named Kitten Stomper. What's more evil than that?!
I have Jerk Hacker. Does he count?
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I don't have any but I Think it's SYB that had at some point EULA Enforcer ... I still think its funny. Like Wassy's character ... it was hard for him to play .. he was reporting people all night ... hehe
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The BFG reference reminded me of a friend of mine. She was running this game and having a problem with one of the players. He had this insanely huge list of stuff he was carrying on his person. She told him there was no way he could have all that stuff on him. He replied that according to his strength he could carry X amount of pounds and all of his items fell well within that range. She then handed him a piece of paper and told him to "draw it" If he could draw his character with all of that equipment on him, and it be possible for him to move, then he won. He didn't win...
Ah, see, when I am looking for the odd recliner, or pocket nuke, I just pull it out of my Triple-H (Heward's Hand Haversack.)
It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.
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So I saw a post in the suggestions forum wanting pads, pouches, etc for legs. That idea led to me to log in and create this, meet the Liefieldian!
And based on the reactions I got around Ms. Liberty, this guy may actually be fun to play :P
Anyone else have any joke character pics/stories they'd like to share?
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I nearly pissed my pants laughing.
LS, you are 31 Flavors of Awesome!
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Thanks everyone, I'm working on the 32nd Flavor of Awesome, previous trials have been....not awesome.
Anyway, Liefieldian just got rerolled as an AR/Mental Blaster! AR because he has to have his big freakin' gun, and mental because only the great Liefield would draw a mentalist like this
Liefieldian before...
Liefieldian REBORN!
Added some more color, I'm pretty sure Rob helped make red superheroes cliche, so I threw some red in there. He's also got a sweet and completely meaningless robotic arm and more pouchespouchcespouches!!!!11!!!
Check out the head, , every. single. slider is bottomed out. That's as tiny a head as you can get on a huge model. Actually, the sliders on this guy probably could crash the server
Physique - MAXIMUM
Chest - MAXIMUM
Hips - smallest
Legs - shortest
I made the hair white, Rob loved white hair on even younger characters.
What feet, LOOK AT MY MUSCLES!
I love you.
This is a twisted sort of brilliant, it truly is.
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Genius.
I wonder if there's a way to get all those little scratchy lines on him too?
Busting heads since 1938
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Hmmm....
*digs through photos*
Louisville Slaughter came to mind first. Still play her on occasion.
But, to me, she's not quite the same as Sweet Child of Mimes.
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This is a twisted sort of brilliant, it truly is.
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QFT
Also: Bill's Sweet Child of Mimes - LdMAO
Gotta hand it to ya Bill, Sweet Child of Mimes is dam funny.
@Jeffery Duke
Meanwhile...On The Internet...
So I saw a post in the suggestions forum wanting pads, pouches, etc for legs. That idea led to me to log in and create this, meet the Liefieldian!
And based on the reactions I got around Ms. Liberty, this guy may actually be fun to play :P
Anyone else have any joke character pics/stories they'd like to share?