Mini Shark Rant


Airborne_Ninja

 

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I'm not saying shark spam isn't retarded because it is.

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My inner shark is hurt, good sir

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they don't even use the right sound effects.


 

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I'm not saying shark spam isn't retarded because it is.

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My inner shark is hurt, good sir

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they don't even use the right sound effects.

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Wait a sec, this game has sound?!


Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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I always thought this game was set to GNR, Van Halen, Boston, Journey, and the Eagles.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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I always thought this game was set to GNR, Van Halen, Boston, Journey, and the Eagles.

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maybe yours is mine is set to Within Temptation, Evanesence, Pink Floyd,
Darude, Switchblade Symphony, Paul Vandyke, Tool and bunch of others


 

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I always thought this game was set to GNR, Van Halen, Boston, Journey, and the Eagles.

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maybe yours is mine is set to Within Temptation, Evanesence, Pink Floyd,
Darude, Switchblade Symphony, Paul Vandyke, Tool and bunch of others

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Now this is strange. Mine is diffrent!


 

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Wtf? Hax? Cuz mine is different too.


 

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I'm not saying shark spam isn't retarded because it is.

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My inner shark is hurt, good sir

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they don't even use the right sound effects.

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Wait a sec, this game has sound?!

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apparently it does, I checked once. And to my disappointment the sharks didn't play the Jaws sounds at all. After that epic fail I probably won't listen to the game sound again.


 

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I'm not saying shark spam isn't retarded because it is.

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My inner shark is hurt, good sir

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they don't even use the right sound effects.

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Wait a sec, this game has sound?!

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apparently it does, I checked once. And to my disappointment the sharks didn't play the Jaws sounds at all. After that epic fail I probably won't listen to the game sound again.

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Shark song?



Honestly sorry I linked that, but after looking around for shark songs I felt everyone should have to suffer through that like I did.


Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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Nerf Flurry!!!


 

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stalker 154 (can full crit)

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Shiiiiiiiiiii.........I had a stalker hit me with sharks for 262 and it then crited for 262. Did more damage than my AS.

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Well, yeah - that 154 is the base, unslotted damage.

And it does ~80% of an AS critical, in the same animation time, from 80' away, with no interrupt.

I had Spirit Shark before it was cool, though - my DM/Nin is a catgirl and I thought it was just silly having her trow fishies around (that was actually the only reason she made it over level 30).


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it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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Originally Posted by Brillig View Post
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.

 

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You can't get Ppp's at 30.


 

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You can't get Ppp's at 30.

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You must have misunderstood, you see what she meant......(reads name)... nevermind carry on


 

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Would someone repost that "MOAR SHARK" Shark ASCII picture? I lost it.


Deamus the Fallen - 50 DM/EA Brute - Lib
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Formally Dragos_Bahtiam - Abbreviate to DSL - Warning, may contain sarcasm
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Im very good at taking a problem and making it worse.

 

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Would someone repost that "MOAR SHARK" Shark ASCII picture? I lost it.

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By request, and stolen directly from the Stalker forum:
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Originally Posted by PleaseRecycle View Post
it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brillig View Post
It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.

 

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,iSMP JIl;
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dIi:Il; fW1"
dIi:l:I' fWI:
dIli:l:I; fWI:
.dIli:I:S:S . fWIl`
,sWSSIIIiISIIS w,_ .sMW ,MWIl;
_.,sWWW*"'*" , SWW' MWWMm mu,,._ .iSYISb, ,MM*SI!:
_,s YMMWW'',sd,'MM WMMi "*MW* WWWMWMb MMS WWP`,MW' S1!`
_,os,'MMi YW' m,'WW; WWb`SWM Im,, SIS ISW SISIP* WSi II!.
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"T1l1lI**"'`.2006? ',o?*'`` ```""**YSWMMMWMm,
"*:iil1I!I!"` ' ``"*YMMWWM,
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"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict

 

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epic


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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"T1l1lI**"'`.2006? ',o?*'`` ```""**YSWMMMWMm,
"*:iil1I!I!"` ' ``"*YMMWWM,
ii! '*YMWM,
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That is cool, but I still dont enjoy sharks in the PvP zone :P


 

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_,s YMMWW'',sd,'MM WMMi "*MW* WWWMWMb MMS WWP`,MW' S1!`
_,os,'MMi YW' m,'WW; WWb`SWM Im,, SIS ISW SISIP* WSi II!.
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"*:iil1I!I!"` ' ``"*YMMWWM,
ii! '*YMWM,
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That is cool, but I still dont enjoy sharks in the PvP zone :P

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"the reason there are so many sarcastic pvpers is we already had a better version of pvp taken away from us to appease bad players. Back then we chuckled at how bad players came here and whined. If we knew that was the actual voice devs would listen to instead of informed, educated players we probably would have been bigger dicks back then." -ConFlict

 

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[censored] fire i trow shark


 

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[censored] fire i trow shark

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O.o


 

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[censored] fire i trow shark

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Huh?


Proton Sentry Peacebringer:lvl 50+++ - Human Build / Triform Build
Quasar Sentry Warshade:lvl 50+- Human Build / Triform Build
Red Katipo Arachnos Soldier:lvl 50+++ - Crab Build / Bane Build
Black Katipo Arachnos Widowlvl 50+++ - Fortunata Build / Night Widow Build

 

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Don't worry, in I14 castle will be revealing the Roy Scheider defense set IO's.

I still can't believe the devs won't simply admit the changes they made were ridiculous and revert them.


 

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Don't worry, in I14 castle will be revealing the Roy Scheider defense set IO's.

I still can't believe the devs won't simply admit the changes they made were ridiculous and revert them.

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Nor do they come on the forums and say how awesome i13 is.


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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I was just on my tank and entered RV and was jumping around and all of a sudden I see 3 sharks coming at me and I hit my heal that capped my HP and I thought I was in the clear. Then out of nowhere 3 stalkers, 1 bane, 2 forts, and a brute all send a school of sharks at me and I died fast. I know it was a lot of them against me and no AT can take that much burst damage, but it still suck that every baddie has the same type of patron because the damage is insane.

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Those pvp players go for 'damage' and not character conception...which is why they are all clones. They have no imagination and don't care that they are making lemmiwinks builds.

My defender has had the same epic pool since PvP first came out.