Rejected Loading Screen Tips


Agent79

 

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You forgot to tip the Webmaster. Again.


The truth about the N.W.O. graffitti: 'Not Without Oreos!'


Is your refriderator running?


 

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Right now would be a good time to go say hello to your family. Remember, though, don't get too friendly with them. You won't be seeing them much now that you've got us.


 

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Stealthing this mission will double your Mission Complete Bonus

*mission loads to say "Defeat Boss and his men. Destroy all shipments. 25 Citizens to rescue. Find secret files.*


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Have you tried the invention system yet? You should. Really. Please? We worked so hard on it for you!


 

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Please insert your City of Heroes disk into the drive.

Press any key to continue...


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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[ QUOTE ]
Please insert your City of Heroes disk into the drive.

Press any key to continue...

[/ QUOTE ]LOL! I bought a boxed version to get my starting serial number, so this might have actually gotten me!

"Wow. Since when did we have to do that? And what about all the people who bought it online? Waitaminnit . . . ."


 

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Hey ... did ya hit level 51 yet?

*crickets churping*


BWA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA !! AHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!!


 

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If you play another MMO, Positron will club a baby seal.

We see you have WoW loaded on your PC. Huge mistake. The NCNC Brute Squad has been dispatched to deal with you, your family, and your pets...especially your pets.


 

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Still living in your parents basement, I see.


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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You have seven days............


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Please insert 2 tokens to continue...


 

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"I do it better than anybody you've ever seen do it.
The screams from the haters, it's got a nice ring to it.
I guess every super hero needs his theme music .."

 

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Can u giv mee 200k inf so ic an pay fro pLRuN pweeze!!11!!1


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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Don't scratch at it, you'll just make it worse!


 

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This portion of the mission has been brought to you by KY JELLY!


 

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Could your computer load any slower? Seriously, you need a new one. This is just ridiculous.


 

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For a good time, call Positron at 555-LOV-EDOC


 

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[ QUOTE ]
Brutes play exactly like tanks.

[/ QUOTE ]
Corollary: Brutes play exactly like scrappers.


 

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Look, you're a tank. No one is looking for a tank. Stop asking.