Rejected Loading Screen Tips


Agent79

 

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Can you hear yourself think over your computer speakers? Then turn it to 11.


 

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Click the screen now for a rare recipe.


 

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Beef Jerky is not a good name for a character with horns


 

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"The next Tip is a lie."
"The previous Tip is true."

To be played one after the other.


 

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Welcome the City of Heroes/Villains future home of choose your own adventures


 

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Defeat 100 purse snatchers to unlock the "Woman's Purse" costume part.

On the internet, no one can hear you fart. (Unless you're on teamspeak.)


 

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"Everyone loves a blapper!"


 

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Talking on a phone with the speaker on helps boost the effectiveness of TeamSpeak and Ventrillo. Best to do that while on a TF or SF.


The Ultra-Secret, Well-Hidden, Known to a Select Few Zone, Faerieland, is unlocked by defeating 50 player characters who have Fairy Wings while in the Arena. A good reason to use the Arena feature!


The Carnival of Shadows was going to make an appearance at Atlas Park, but they heard you were coming.


 

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Coming SOON(tm) City of Pizza Delivery Dudes with red hot smokin' naked milfs answering the door. Rated M for mature.


 

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thats not a stalker creeping behind you theres really someone in your house


 

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While logging in:

NEW COSTUME PART UNLOCKED!


 

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The IQ level of Skulz: Lawl ur mawm!!!1!!!


 

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Cox: Now with twice the fatty content!


 

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Quick! Press ctrl+alt+del rapidly to advance without loading!


 

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If you repeatedly punch F10 people will know you're cool.


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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If you find yourself short of influence/infamy just send tells to level 50's begging for them to give you their extra.


 

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Is that a european swallow or an african swallow?


 

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Fitzsimmons is sexy and well hung.


 

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Looking at screens in the dark kills brain cells.


 

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Is this thing on?


 

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This November, Vote Statesman for President!