As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...
A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense
And last but not least....
Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)
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As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...
A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense
And last but not least....
Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)
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lol
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As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...
A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense
And last but not least....
Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)
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...And that's when Rainbow Brite came into the room with 2 foot Roast Beef Hoagies for everyone and told us all that we were all going to win the lottery and be responsible for world peace.
....
Hey who's that funny white jacket with the long arms and straps for?
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
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Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)
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Its called Common Sense but there sure are too few people who have it.
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My MiniCity
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As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...
A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense
And last but not least....
Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)
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1) Its called a [censored]. No, you dont actually say it, but it can be as simple as the "Shhhh!" from Austin Powers to the more forceful "Shut it or I will!".
2) Why would you want to Pause them? I want a turbo FF button.
3) Place a shovel and a trash barrel outside thier door. In 24hrs the room is clean or I use the shovel. Only had to use it once FYI.
4) Be less predictable as a parent. Random movie outings and trips to "Chuck E Cheese" keep the kids on thier toes.
5) Don't get a pet. If you think your kids are ready for that level of responsibility; you are wrong. All pets are family pets. And if they disaster of a room they sleep in doesnt motivate them to clean, why on earth would you expect them to clean someoneelse's toilet?
6) Glass of cold water. Besides, they bedding needs to be washed frequently anyways. Consider it part of the "pre-soak" cycle.
7 and 8) Broke and at home. No car and no money is a best way to keep your kids away from said miscreants and at home.
9) Common sense isn't.
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
I have one thing to say.
"Day Camp"
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
Stinks of feces and baby vomit in here...
<hands IdNemesis a bucket of diapers>
Take care of that...
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Stinks of feces and baby vomit in here...
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<hands IdNemesis a bucket of diapers>
Take care of that...
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Just getting you ready for cleaning up after those Happy 21st birthday parties. 
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
I'm SO ready for this to end. I'm sick of waiting for my significant other to come to his senses and HELP with everyday things.. I can't even get a nap in. Now my brand new Vac won't work.
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
Insignificant other? 
YOU can wait? What about US!?!? The suspense is killing us. Will you give birth to a hero or Arcanos soldier? 
On a more serious note, your hormone swings haven't scared him into helping more? You are doing far too much to remain calm and even keeled.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
My account expires on the 3rd. I won't be able to renew for a while. I'll let Talon Arsenal know and she can update.
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
Mervyn's declared bankruptcy. Where am I going to do the back-to-school shopping? The boys have already outgrown all the pants I bought at the beginning of the summer. *sigh*
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Hand them a burlap sack each?
Ross
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So tempting.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Things not to mention to pre-teen boys who watch professional wrestling.
"Do you guys was a nut bar?"
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Pete, go to consignment shops, if the clothes they had are in decent condition, they'll sell and you can buy the sizes you need. BOYS don't need brand new.. and Girls will wear it of they think they look cool.
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Pete, go to consignment shops, if the clothes they had are in decent condition, they'll sell and you can buy the sizes you need. BOYS don't need brand new.. and Girls will wear it of they think they look cool.
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Thanks. Mervyns is still open. We went last weekend. Had a 40% off coupon and got another 15% off with an in-store scratcher promo. With the way they are growing I got them about 6 months worth of clothing. 
btw, Nice to see you posting, if even for only a few days. Good luck again on the birth.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Kitty and I have a almost two year old son and our daughter was born on July 5th!
Juzam
Tanker aficionado
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
Million Dollar Family you got there Juz!
well not a parent myself but just became an Uncle for the first time
God they are small at only 1 day old lol But damn can they be cute.
I'm even more lucky since I was the only guy in my generation ( means only girl cousin no guy or brother) and my sister gave me a little nephew so i'm really happy... and yes i'm the godfather also ( well not from the movie of course lol )
Hope you can be as lucky as my sister GP, everything went very well and she and the baby are in perfect condition with no complication
This is my 4th. Doc only needs a catchers mitt. Gratz on the status of Uncle!
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Oh SWEET.. I got my Moby Wrap Baby Sling in the mail. I can give birth now.
(Would be nice if kids came with a remote)
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I would like to kiss the guy who invented the Baby Bjorn