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Visited Israel 15 years ago and the tour guide told us to drink AT LEAST a litre of water, not fluids, a day. He said lots of visitors just dehydrate because they're not used to the dryness. That is just tragic and 41 is WAY too young.
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Anyways...
I posted this on BMT when it happened..
Son: Whats the banana power do?
Me: Banana power?
Son: Yeah the banana power.
Me: (points at screen) That one?
Son: Yes.
Me: Super Jump?
Son: Yeah that one. Why does it look like a banana power?
(In retro-spect, yes the Yellow arcing icon for Super Jump does look like a banana.)
Also a favorite is the "Clock Power". It must be used whenever its available. Clock Power being the green clock icon for Gaes of Kind One. Since it is +Rech, it does make sence... unlike the banana power... er I mean Super Jump.
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
I just got home from the doc. He told me that the baby has dropped pretty low. I've been in pain off and on for a week. I could have it any day now instead of August 12ish. I still have to finish cleaning the house (again) and make plans on where to put the kids when I go into real labor. I'm so friggin stressed out, ticked off and exhausted. This has been the crappiest pregnancy I've ever had. Nothing's ready. No one at home seems to give a crap. I'm 127lbs.. when I should be 150lbs by now. I'm too worn out to cook anymore. At least the baby is healthy and strong.. as he's sucking the life right out of me. Thanks for the Rant!
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Jeez, sounds like someone's nesting.
Wouldnt that be ironic if GP has twins during Double XP weekend.
Anyways, yeah.. sounds like a bad case of nesting.
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
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I just got home from the doc. He told me that the baby has dropped pretty low. I've been in pain off and on for a week. I could have it any day now instead of August 12ish. I still have to finish cleaning the house (again) and make plans on where to put the kids when I go into real labor. I'm so friggin stressed out, ticked off and exhausted. This has been the crappiest pregnancy I've ever had. Nothing's ready. No one at home seems to give a crap. I'm 127lbs.. when I should be 150lbs by now. I'm too worn out to cook anymore. At least the baby is healthy and strong.. as he's sucking the life right out of me. Thanks for the Rant!
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Oh noes. Please take care.
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Sounds like GP could be having her baby anytime. Hang in there for another couple of weeks.
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What would you like?
On a baseball update, we're not going to Williamsport as my son's team got bounced out of their tournament.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
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I just got home from the doc. He told me that the baby has dropped pretty low. I've been in pain off and on for a week. I could have it any day now instead of August 12ish. I still have to finish cleaning the house (again) and make plans on where to put the kids when I go into real labor. I'm so friggin stressed out, ticked off and exhausted. This has been the crappiest pregnancy I've ever had. Nothing's ready. No one at home seems to give a crap. I'm 127lbs.. when I should be 150lbs by now. I'm too worn out to cook anymore. At least the baby is healthy and strong.. as he's sucking the life right out of me. Thanks for the Rant!
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Sucking the life out of you? He's a dark/dark defender!!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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I just got home from the doc. He told me that the baby has dropped pretty low. I've been in pain off and on for a week. I could have it any day now instead of August 12ish. I still have to finish cleaning the house (again) and make plans on where to put the kids when I go into real labor. I'm so friggin stressed out, ticked off and exhausted. This has been the crappiest pregnancy I've ever had. Nothing's ready. No one at home seems to give a crap. I'm 127lbs.. when I should be 150lbs by now. I'm too worn out to cook anymore. At least the baby is healthy and strong.. as he's sucking the life right out of me. Thanks for the Rant!
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I was right, an Alien Parasite!!
4 kids.
Gwyndalyn - 10 years old
She's taller than most of the boys her age and thin. Blond hair, sharp wit, and started writing "books" when she was 5. So far, she's the smart one.
Thoryn - 9 years old
The kid will drive a 4 wheeler at full speed into a pond just to see if he can get it to skip. No tree is too tall to jump out of. No surface is too hard to smack into. I'll be surprised if he's still walking when he turns 18. At the age of 4 he unbuckled his own car seat, hopped into the driver's seat of the minivan, and slammed the thing into reverse backing down a hill and into a water pump...
Ethan - 5 years old
Ethan was born during Hurricane Isabel with the hospital power going on and off like a nightclub strobe. He's a builder. Favorite toy: Magnetix. He's as tall as a 7 year old, build like a linebacker, and uses his size when he wants something someone else has. He also has a nasty habit of trying to dance with every girl he sees (he's half Colombian, mom's a salsera).
Luna - 1 year old
Luna's labor lasted 20 minutes from the first contractions to the final push, which was push #2. She is already manipulating every adult in a 10 meter radius with her giant saucer-like eyes. I'm afraid this one is going to be a hottie requiring some increased boyfriend defense methodologies. She's spoiled (thanks to the grandparents) and knows how to get what she wants through a combination of determined screaming, cutesy looks, and a wierd scrunch-face that dad cannot ignore. She melts me.
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I actually picked up a girl for a date in high school while her father was just wandering his front yard with a shotgun. Nothing like that type of introduction to make everyone feel at ease.
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
Mighty, "Daughters" came to mind when I read your post.. Aww shucks.. here come the waterworks!
~GP
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He's got Sacramento on his Loc which IS near Elf, which might explain a lot.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
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1) Yes, Lei, it was in Texas. Even there, I only ran into that issue once though. 
2) Careful, Peterbilt. There's this gas station by his house...
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
I'm looking forward immensely to torturing all the poor young suckers who want to date my daughter. It was fun when my dad, my older brother, and I used to do it to the guys who wanted to date my sisters, and I don't see it being any less fun now. Especially since I have waaaaaaay better guns now
�Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.� ― John Wayne
�Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!� - George Carlin
The only firearm I keep on property is my single shot 20ga. While it lacks the "click-clack" of the pump action, eyeing someone down the flip-barrel is a bit intimidating in its own right.
"See that son, mirror shine on the inside of the barrel. Be a damn shame getting it dirty if someone were to be less than a gentleman to my daughter."
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
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The only firearm I keep on property is my single shot 20ga. While it lacks the "click-clack" of the pump action, eyeing someone down the flip-barrel is a bit intimidating in its own right.
"See that son, mirror shine on the inside of the barrel. Be a damn shame getting it dirty if someone were to be less than a gentleman to my daughter."
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Reminds me of that Hummer commercial where the dad says to his daughter's date, "You know this car has a 72" closed bed so no one can see what you have in the back. That's 6' of space, just about your height. And since it's a Hummer, it can go nearly anywhere, deep in the to woods where no one can find you, if you know what I mean. Now I expect my only daughter to be treated well tonight and have a good time. You'll have her back to the house by 11 right?"
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My MiniCity
Mine are plastic. They are water pistols. They shoot 20 ft. You can fill them with anything. I'm certain my boys will fill them with pee one day.
If my dad had ever remotely threatened any of my boyfriends.. I might've rebelled and left home.. Think about it.
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My current plan is to meet the kid at the door, point the shotgun at his crotch and say, "touch her with that, and I'll touch that with this." I'll also be passing out business cards with the dictionary definition for "eunuch" on it.
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Ah, the advantage of being a Marine.....I have all the combat gear. Camo paint, camo clothing, 7inch engraved blade with "less than savory" inscription by my former co-workers...and a TON of hiding places.
One of my favorite newspaper comic strips was for the Marine Times, where the teenagers are sitting on the couch and the boy looks around and says "Are you sure your Dad ain't home?" If you look REAL close, you can see the outline of the Ka-Bar and the smile coming from inside the grandfather clock. At the bottom it says "Why not to date a Marine's daughter."
Almost had a vocubulary enhancing moment today. Got my mp3 player going strong in the car (with FM transmitter) with my son in the back seat, and I must have hit shuffle because it went from his favorite tracks (like Harder Better Faster Stronger, etc..) to the Avenue Q soundtrack (The Internet is for Porn, Schadenfrude, etc...). Scrambling for the pause button while in evening traffic. Super Reflexes FTW!
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."