So did you get to use the Offical parenting line "Guess what YOU'RE son said today?!?!" whats makes this better is when they ACCIDently say it infront of the grandparents..ahhh, memories. Life is good sometimes, other times I just sleep through it.
My brother let the kids watch Dave Chappelle once. It took a year to get Tommy to stop saying "Rick James, [censored]!".
On another note.. mastitus really sucks.
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Teenage boy story.
Got mad at him for this but ...
Three days a week he gets a ride home from school in a certain carpool. Yesterday was a short day so the mom took all the kids out to Souplantation for lunch. So her youngest son comes over to our house after school because they aren't done from lunch. "So how does Jordan behave in the carpool?" "Oh, he's fine but he eats all the snacks." "He what?" "My Mom keeps a bag of snacks in the car and he always eats them all once he gets in the car. Usually he doesn't even ask."
Guess that would explain why he's never hungry when he gets home.
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I would still be hungry...
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
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I think thats more because he ate them all.
should have put in *Gasp* healthy foods like carrets or apples.
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I think thats more because he ate them all.
should have put in *Gasp* healthy foods like carrets or apples.
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Well the apples would work but umm carrots I dont know about doing that now 
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I think thats more because he ate them all.
should have put in *Gasp* healthy foods like carrets or apples.
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That's why I don't accept your care packages anymore, Mom.
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
Apples and Carrots in a hot car? um EW? Even I wouldnt eat them and I crave all kinds of crap.
OK My 3 yr old did something decidedly funny last night. Devlin (2yr old) came in our room and said, "Daddy, Chunky is stuck" So my husband goes in and looks. All I hear is "How did your head get stuck in there?" and I'm like "WAIT DON'T MOVE HIM I WANNA SEE!!" So I waddle down the hall and he has lifted the window up enough to get his head through but it slides down a hair and traps his head in it. LOL I was laughing soo hard and trying to be sympathetic at the same time. He started yelling at me "Mommy it's not FUNNY!!" We got him out, gave him love and put him back in bed. But the whole time I was like, DANG I forgot to grab the camera.
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Apples and Carrots in a hot car? um EW? Even I wouldnt eat them and I crave all kinds of crap.
OK My 3 yr old did something decidedly funny last night. Devlin (2yr old) came in our room and said, "Daddy, Chunky is stuck" So my husband goes in and looks. All I hear is "How did your head get stuck in there?" and I'm like "WAIT DON'T MOVE HIM I WANNA SEE!!" So I waddle down the hall and he has lifted the window up enough to get his head through but it slides down a hair and traps his head in it. LOL I was laughing soo hard and trying to be sympathetic at the same time. He started yelling at me "Mommy it's not FUNNY!!" We got him out, gave him love and put him back in bed. But the whole time I was like, DANG I forgot to grab the camera.
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lol, reminds me of the time my little brother got his head stuck in the railings for stairs.
Once, when Ash was a toddler, we were in the car at her Dad's work waiting for him.. she was standing in the passenger side with the window down and when she saw him approaching she got excited and accidently stepped on the window button.. it went up and and down on her torso between me frantically pressing my down button on the drivers side and her foot pressing the up button from the passengers.. she was'nt hurt but it was reminiscent of something out of Three Stooges for a moment or two.
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God, what kind of parent are you for NOT having the Camera...shame on you, shame shame, go to your room.
I got my head stuck in the back of a slatted chair when I was 7. Don't judge me!
So, I'm a big Pink Floyd fan, and my six year old listens to it in the car with me and likes it too. Apparently, yesterday at school he informed another kid not to eat his dessert first...
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!"
One of the lunchladies laughed about this, thinking it was purely coincidence, but he followed it up with "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" of course. I guess, of all the lines to that song he could break out during school, that's about the best.
Today he's off school, so we're about to head off for a fun day.
Take him to Sizzler for meat and pudding. Cool kid!
That is truly awesome!
When Jack (7 yr old) was about 3ish he would hum the Darth Vader March when he was in the bathroom going poo.
Dev and Gaelen (2 and 3) both love music. The can be heard at least 3 times a day singing either Iron Man, Du Hast, or The Numa Numa song. But I vow to have my children listen to pink floyd more and not keep it all to myself! That's how my dad got me to enjoy it.
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Eh, I don't think he'd be able to figure out One Of These Days on his own...it's a little garbled...
I'm pretty sure he's heard it, Meddle's pretty much my favorite album. All in all, it was a good one to use.
Proud Mom Alert!!
We finally got Tristan on meds that seem to bring out his "brilliance". Strattera has upped his concentration to the hilt! He keeps bringing home math tests, spelling tests, you name it, with perfect scores. I'm so proud of him. He's finally wrangled in his Aspergers and made it work for him instead of against him.
Tommy is adjusting well to his new school. I've made one trip over so far to observe him from behind the two-way mirror. He's still a bit of a handfull but compared to some of the kids I've seen there, he's an angel.
Ash is almost as tall as I am, I'm sure that by next year we'll be fighting over shoes, and clothes!! She's blonde with green eyes.. so I'm hoping her "inner nerd" keeps the boys at bay!!
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Ash is almost as tall as I am, I'm sure that by next year we'll be fighting over shoes, and clothes!! She's blonde with green eyes.. so I'm hoping her "inner nerd" keeps the boys at bay!!
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Good luck with that. I hear glasses, even fake ones, are the latest fashion.
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Proud Mom Alert!!
We finally got Tristan on meds that seem to bring out his "brilliance". Strattera has upped his concentration to the hilt! He keeps bringing home math tests, spelling tests, you name it, with perfect scores. I'm so proud of him. He's finally wrangled in his Aspergers and made it work for him instead of against him.
Tommy is adjusting well to his new school. I've made one trip over so far to observe him from behind the two-way mirror. He's still a bit of a handfull but compared to some of the kids I've seen there, he's an angel.
Ash is almost as tall as I am, I'm sure that by next year we'll be fighting over shoes, and clothes!! She's blonde with green eyes.. so I'm hoping her "inner nerd" keeps the boys at bay!!
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edit: lol i can't believe you actually put that in your sig
Told ya I would.
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Ironic thread rez:
Ever think about a good friend from college, and decide to look him/her up..... only to find out they died just a few months prior. =(
This totally sucks. First off, he was a really good friend who was unfairly stricken with Muscular Dystrophy (which ultimately killed him). Secondly, I'm feeling old. High school and college friends are dropping off left and right. You never want to be the last one to die because you'll have no-one else to reminance with, but at this rate Im gonna be a lonely old man with lots of cats before Im 50.
Now if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to invest in kitty litter companies.
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Now is a good time to invest, what with the stock market down. Don't know what the upside potential for cat litter is. I know they use it for gasoline spills. With the price coming down there may even be some potential in that as people become sloppier in their tank filling abilities.
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Thanks so much you all. I'm sure I'm just being a worry wort.. I have this cute little Asian Dr whom I trust implicitly so I really should be all that concerned.
As for Fizzgig I HAD to use him.. he reminds me of my 3 yr old when he tosses a tantrum.
Oh and my 2 yr old said his first curse word yesterday thanks in part to my dear husband. I'm shocked really because I curse like a sailor with syphilis so I though I would be the one to teach him the ropes.