The_Jersey

Side note: How many Olympics are there?

So far I count Regular Olympics, Winter Olypmics, Special Olympics and the Deaflympics(I watch late night television) but are there any more?

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Well I'll be working on my Rad Rad soon, a few more Rads and we may have a chance, say 30?

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Give me 8 and I'll get to work on a strategy. I reckon Defiant'll get to work on their new strategy raid soon enough, afaik they have more total radiation so we need to watch carefully to gather information to figure out what Union can do to beat the blob. I said I wouldn't outright steal anyone's plans but make sure to incorporate the idea that spawned mitos only attack what they can see so we can hide important heroes behind things.

Damn that sucks

Tell him we enjoyed the raid even though he couldn't be there and wish him a Merry Christmas!

Well if anyone wants to try plan 'B' we can all make rad defenders and level them to 50 since they're key to the B plan. Actually, if we had a ridiculously large amount of rads there's the possibility of ganking Hamidon with very little trouble.

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One of the main problems with the power is that when you are at the high lvls you have the carnies and mother mayhems crazy kids. Hit MoG on that and you are just killin yourself.

Don't get me wrong though. I once used MoG, to push it to the limit, in a Malta mission. Hit MoG ran round the mission and killed all the sappers. The mission was a breeze from there, although not really practical.

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Well Captain Murphy, if anything, I'd blame the problems with MoG on Eggers and Pod Six. Of course none of that would matter if you were a sexy Adrian Barbeau-bot with the strength of five gorillas.

Yeah, forcing server crashes is the new kind of winning Although seeing as nearly but not quite all of us died I think we'll be happy to call it a draw. But where'd Disco go?

Anyway... Pics!

The Valiant Attempt

The Raiding team unleashes the Fury

Everyone takes a short nap

We declare ouselves winners because Hamidon isn't around to say otherwise

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Lighten up a little! Costume lag isn't that bad so I'd say it's better to let people have one or two identifying features to keep them happy.

Apparently I get to target so I've prepared a special costume to help people find me:
Behold the mighty moustache

Alrighty, I'll turn up as targetter then and work counter clockwise if that's okay with the PA droppers/tanking team?

Currently planning to Jetpack right up to the Mito to attack but if they start disappearing I might have to swoop around to get a target but i think it should be fine.

I'm also going to bind 'next Mito' in bright pink text so follow that.

I say we finish it and finish it good. All we need to do is sprint everywhere.

Does reputation do anything yet? I guess dying could lose you reputation and that could be spread evenly across the team if a team member dies to stop squishies losing all their reputation because they are more obvious targets.

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Questions for the Scrapapocalypse since I have been gone...

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The answers to all your questions can be found here: worldsfastestclown.com

And I haven't only been playing a blaster... there's also that Trick Arrow Defender. Jersey only plays what are clearly the best powersets.

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I'm not an expert on SR or claws, but do you need Conserve Power?

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Yes if he wants to have perma-whirlwind and hasten running with a 40 second downtime. CP can just aobut cover gaps between eludes with hasten and quickness boosting it.

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12) --> Hasten==> Rechg(12) Rechg(34) Rechg(36)

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With Quickness, you already have some perfectly feasible attack chains already - Hasten isn't necessary, really.

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But it does shorten the attack chain in tense situations and brings elude back quicker and it's corresponding uberness.

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Super Speed as a travel power is a personal choice

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But works extremely well with hurdle in a speedster concept build.

I'd say take three slots out of follow up and use them to put endreds in the toggles. I'd also reocmmend taking the extra slots out of hurdle and slotting lucky up to three defenses.

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I disagree, Lando Carlrissian would totally beat Han Solo in a fist fight.

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Pssh... Neither would be able to take on Nien Numb and live to tell the tale.

Okay, little slow on finishing this but I finally got around to part 2, hope you enjoy. Follows on from part 1 here.

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Archon Clarence and his esteemed guest stepped from the elevator into the dank subterranean level of the council base.

“Behold! Project Guise”

Archon Clarence pressed a button on the console and below the metal grating walkway on which they stood, the grinding of gears and rumbling of the great steel trapdoor beneath echoed throughout the cave. Suddenly a huge monitor array burst into life above their heads illuminating a deep pool and causing Clarence to grin widely.

“My creations are impressive wouldn’t you say?”

“Pardon?”

“The sharks… they’re right there!”

“Sharks? What in the name of the Centre are you doing here?”

“The mind reading sharks”

“…”

The man looked back at Clarence blankly

“Yeesh! The mind reading sharks whose latent psychic abilities we’ve harnessed so they can brainwash hapless citizens into becoming highly trained soldiers for our cause by transferring the propaganda and training videos they see on the monitor directly to others brains”

“…”

“Say something!”

“I thought you were building a giant robot?”

“Grahhh, that’s the incompetent Burkholder’s project! He’s not even worthy to shine my boots!”

“Oh… this is err… a little awkward. I guess I should ...”

…

“You guess you should what? Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Did you just say mind reading sharks?”

“Yes.”

“You’re fired Clarence”

“What? No! You can’t do this to me”

“Can and will”

“Whoa whoa. Back up a little. I know you might be sceptical but I’ve got an early success of the project that might just change your mind.”

Clarence frantically trotted over to a tall locker on the other side of the cave and presented the first person to be subjected to project Guise to his superior

“Well?”

“This man is dead.”

“True.”

“And on fire.”

“Also true.”

“…”

“But he’s fanatically loyal to the council!”

The man stepped back onto the elevator.

“Both you and your project are to be terminated tomorrow morning Clarence, tie yourself and the sharks to one of the rockets and I’ll send someone down to fire you into the stratosphere first thing.”

Clarence fell to his knees and stared up through teary eyes at the monitors. So enthralled by his research was Clarence that he had only now come to realise that they were showing ‘Fashion TV’ instead of the propaganda he intended. Oh what a failure the young Clarence had become.

The Council Scientist stepped out of the elevator and put his hand on the disgraced Archon’s shoulder.

“I brought you some rope” he said.

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EPILOGUE

*Cell phone Rings*

“Jersey Mk.III here. Go.”

“Jersey? It’s Colleen nelson, I’ve got a little situation and could use your help”

“I’m listening”

“There’s been a rocket Crash in King’s Row, by the design it looks to be upper hierarchy Council.

“Any citizens in the vicinity”

“Apparently just the one, but the reports I’m getting suggest he may be a little worse for wear from the psychic shockwave.”

“How so?”

“He’s running around naked but for a gas mask and is pummelling a dead shark and shouting about ‘Guise and the fall collection’”

“…”

“Are you there Jersey?”

“Fool me once, Chives, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. This is worse than the time you sent me to monster island to save the Swedish women’s swim team.”

*Click*

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Do you think that Admiral Akbars enormous eyes would allow him to detect Stalkers?

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Perhaps, but he probably wouldn't tell the rest of the team without wasting a few Bothans first for dramatic effect.

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...third AND fourth stalker...

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As Admiral Ackbar would say: "It's a Trap!"

To be honest, I don't think the Stalkers were your problem here and it could really have been worse: 4 Force Field players and 'knockback tennis' with a hero.

A protest against the presence of villains in their own base

Dance for funs!

My experience was always that it was very poor but I wasn't aware of any 'radical' changes recently.

Would a chump have an urban camouflage costume to give him that very slight extra edge in PvP?

I got another arrow- Acid Arrow. Much like the poison gas arrow I have absolutely no idea if it's actually doing anything.

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Very nice build that you've put together, although you do seem to be going a bit too far with all the Acc enhancements+tactic+Focused Accuracy

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If somethings worth doing, its worth doing it a lot is my motto.

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Just stay away from me. Forever. I don't have time to buy 20 lucks every 5 minutes y'know.

Am doing, I'm more recognisable that way.

I just got back, PM me your wonder-strategy unless you're still on TS at sevenish. I assume it involves the dead rising and voting republican?

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If you have an uber-PvP build, you won't be very good in PvE (storm defenders and controllers, SR scrappers).

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Since when has SR been uber in PvP???

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Silly Rabbit... SR is uber in everything.

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But if a Stalker can't one shot something what can he do? All those old people wont be able to stop the second shot but us young whipper snappers will just turn round and splat the bugger.

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Well I *guess* from looking at the stalker powers there might be some pretty useful tactics with the Ninjitsu set in particular. Even if all those smoke bombs etc. don't actually work like you'd hope I'd still take it and bind it to a key that says "Time for this bird to fly!"

Well then I fail to see the point of making a so called 'good' action if it is not intrinsically good for then what purpose does it serve that is not ultimately futile?