The Secret Origin of Guise, Part 2
By
Amazing_Shnyet,
Posted on: 2005-12-15 22:51 in Multi-Media Fan Creations
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This is worse than the time you sent me to monster island to save the Swedish womens swim team.
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ROFL 
Nice one Jersey matey 
This is good. Disturbed but good! 
UNION @Flitz 50, Lead Hose 50, Red Rag 50
DEFIANT Rose Bloodthorn 34
VIGILANCE Captain Caledonia 20 - Yeah, I made toons on the French server coz we only had 4 back then (might have to transfer/recreate them on one of the US servers)
..and many more!
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This is good. Disturbed but good!
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/seconded, great work mate
Stellar stuff!
Genius
ha, indeed a very good one, i'll b questioning Guise on what the new black is this year when i next see him.
Shnyet AWAY
Okay, little slow on finishing this but I finally got around to part 2, hope you enjoy. Follows on from part 1 here.
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Archon Clarence and his esteemed guest stepped from the elevator into the dank subterranean level of the council base.
Behold! Project Guise
Archon Clarence pressed a button on the console and below the metal grating walkway on which they stood, the grinding of gears and rumbling of the great steel trapdoor beneath echoed throughout the cave. Suddenly a huge monitor array burst into life above their heads illuminating a deep pool and causing Clarence to grin widely.
My creations are impressive wouldnt you say?
Pardon?
The sharks theyre right there!
Sharks? What in the name of the Centre are you doing here?
The mind reading sharks
The man looked back at Clarence blankly
Yeesh! The mind reading sharks whose latent psychic abilities weve harnessed so they can brainwash hapless citizens into becoming highly trained soldiers for our cause by transferring the propaganda and training videos they see on the monitor directly to others brains
Say something!
I thought you were building a giant robot?
Grahhh, thats the incompetent Burkholders project! Hes not even worthy to shine my boots!
Oh this is err a little awkward. I guess I should ...
You guess you should what? Why are you looking at me like that?
Did you just say mind reading sharks?
Yes.
Youre fired Clarence
What? No! You cant do this to me
Can and will
Whoa whoa. Back up a little. I know you might be sceptical but Ive got an early success of the project that might just change your mind.
Clarence frantically trotted over to a tall locker on the other side of the cave and presented the first person to be subjected to project Guise to his superior
Well?
This man is dead.
True.
And on fire.
Also true.
But hes fanatically loyal to the council!
The man stepped back onto the elevator.
Both you and your project are to be terminated tomorrow morning Clarence, tie yourself and the sharks to one of the rockets and Ill send someone down to fire you into the stratosphere first thing.
Clarence fell to his knees and stared up through teary eyes at the monitors. So enthralled by his research was Clarence that he had only now come to realise that they were showing Fashion TV instead of the propaganda he intended. Oh what a failure the young Clarence had become.
The Council Scientist stepped out of the elevator and put his hand on the disgraced Archons shoulder.
I brought you some rope he said.
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EPILOGUE
*Cell phone Rings*
Jersey Mk.III here. Go.
Jersey? Its Colleen nelson, Ive got a little situation and could use your help
Im listening
Theres been a rocket Crash in Kings Row, by the design it looks to be upper hierarchy Council.
Any citizens in the vicinity
Apparently just the one, but the reports Im getting suggest he may be a little worse for wear from the psychic shockwave.
How so?
Hes running around naked but for a gas mask and is pummelling a dead shark and shouting about Guise and the fall collection
Are you there Jersey?
Fool me once, Chives, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. This is worse than the time you sent me to monster island to save the Swedish womens swim team.
*Click*