Dark_Respite

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Megajoule View Post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Neuronia View Post
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    Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
    If I were a dev?

    Easy.

    MORE CUTSCENES.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
    Yeah...we could have a Task Force where it's ALL cutscenes, or close to it.

    Mission briefing - Cutscene
    Mission one - Cutscene
    Boss fight - Cutscene

    Repeat for three more missions, with the players doing practically nothing.
    Yeah, that would be super annoying.
    You have just described several recent installments of the Metal Gear and Final Fantasy series.
    Of course, being MY cutscenes, they'd be long... epic... melodrama...

    Even better! Invent a new cutscene system like the movie CLUE - you randomly get one of three possible cutscenes (or maybe base them on your team's actions through the arc)!

    And JUST to encourage the screaming mass of seething hatred...

    ... you can't skip past them.

    Wow, I'd be like the most loathed dev since the game was founded...

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  2. If I were a dev?

    Easy.

    MORE CUTSCENES.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by AzureSkyCiel View Post
    I mean, I guess when Samuraiko's videos are that level of quality I'd be pretty ashamed of even trying to push out my own advertising but as head of marketing I'd at least give it a freakin' shot.
    It's actually kinda funny in a weird sort of way. On the one hand, people joke that as long as I made ads, the marketing team wouldn't because hey, I was doing it for free. On the flip side... they never actually USED said ads or spread the word around, so the ads only got as far as the PLAYERS would spread them. Which sometimes was pretty far reaching, and other times, not so much.

    BP and Co. have their own strategy, I'm sure. What that is, damned if I know, but I'm sure it makes sense to them - they're the ones who went to school and studied for that sort of thing.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    The fact that you do this for fun is terrifying.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Texas Justice View Post
    The fact that she also makes it look easy is stupefying.
    And the fact that she shares it with us is gratifying.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    Math is easy:



    QED
    What I wouldn't have given to have thought of that exact answer when I was suffering through college algebra.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  5. Dark_Respite

    Player's Summit

    D_R's recap:

    Day One (Friday):

    Arrived at SFO 1:30pm... attempt to get rental car only to realize keys are missing from the car. Attempt #2 gets car, off we go to Dinah's. Get checked in and run into a group of players outside (most of whom recognize me on sight). Hugs and hellos (and introducing Bloodspeaker and Jade Crush, aka the Hubby and the Roommate).

    Figuring out whose rooms are where (and cuing several rather lewd and inappropriate jokes). Then deciding to do happy hour at Trader Vic's rather than tromp all over town looking for food. Discover that the awesome sounding pizza isn't available for an hour. Grumbles. Instead I end up with a freaking TUREEN of wonton soup, plus a hamburger and onion rings the size of a Flying Disc (one of which Megumi immediately claimed). In come more players - more hugs and hellos and introductions.

    We head next door for gaming with the devs. I get suckered into Jungle Speed with War Witch, Hit Streak (or Think Tank, one of the two) and another player. Then it's Betrayal at House on the Hill... I was REALLY hoping to be the traitor, instead I turn out to be the one who drives the poor woman playing the traitor stark raving nuts because I kept dodging her banshee while running all over the house. Imprompt COH session in the hallway where we're showing off costumes and punny names (whoever had "Rent to Pwn", I love that name). Then it's back inside to kibbutz with Megumi and the group playing Monty Python Fluxx before joining the Wentworths and Smofzilla in a cutthroat game or three of Guillotine.

    (Oh yeah - also got the heavenward glance and sigh from Positron when he saw I was wearing my "My One True Pairing (OTP) is Positron and Tava" TCoSR t-shirt.)

    Night one - me, hubby, roommate and Arbiter Fabulous share a room. John and Chris both have earplugs because I snore (Fab just has hypersomnia). Which is how all three managed to sleep thru me falling out of bed THREE TIMES (resulting in double charley horses). Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. I end up sleeping on the floor - less distance to fall.

    Day Two (Saturday):

    7:30am - off the four of us go to Holder's. BACON WAFFLES FTW. Lots of friends (old and new). More hugs and hellos and introductions. Scarfing down food, then racing back to the hotel to join the crush of players waiting to get in.

    Keynote: Discussions of upcoming stuff (I-23, new powersets, Summer Blockbuster, etc). Leading to this exchange:

    Me: "Where's the I-23 trailer?"
    War Witch: "Where's yours?"
    Me: "Where's my paycheck?"
    (Which led to a fun discussion later with Ross Borden about COH marketing. More on that another time.)

    Summer Blockbuster event, btw, looks AWESOME. That movie theater. That colosseum. Those posters. OMG. Want want want.

    Market panel: Arbiter Warrant sings (yes, I will be doing a video to his song when he records the studio version. We've already discussed it.), Black Pebble breaks out with the Gundam quote, and much spirited discussion from the players.

    LUNCH: Dash over to the poolside grill after I spend an hour talking with Ross. Oy. Someone else comes over to say hi (I forget who), and then I get to tease Fab over lunch. He knows why. As for the rest of you, none of your business.

    Design a Powerset - way cool. Not my first choice, but Hubby and Roommate seem enthused.

    Design a Costume set - me and Impish Kat think alike. But Arbiter Fab trumps us both. Still, we got the idea out in front of the devs, that was the important thing. And David Nakayama is hilarious as usual with his doodles ("Miss Paragon", "copyright infringement costume set", "dead fish", etc).

    Make a Case for Zone Revamp - some really good suggestions. This one, ironically, I did NOT submit an idea for. I couldn't narrow it down to just one zone. Was glad to see that John "Protean" Hegner thinks the same way I do in that delving into backstory will probably feature strongly in whichever zone gets chosen.

    Lore/EndGame - oh yeah. My favorite panel. Lots of give and take with the devs on this one (and especially AFTERward between me, Fab, and Hegner). Also had a great conversation with Viridian about this topic.

    Cocktail hour: OMG mai tai fumes. Not to mention me getting called out over the PA for monopolizing Dr. Aeon. (Thanks, Zwill.) Anyway, rest of cocktail hour involved me going around to most of the devs, with me now doing the hugging. Except Matt - we're not ready for that yet.

    Dinner: HOLYCRAPSPICYPEPPERSTEAKOMGOMGOMG. John promptly takes my food away from me before I inadvertently give myself an ulcer. Great conversation, however, with TheNet, Zwill, War Witch, Hit Streak and Viridian. (Yeah, FIVE devs at our table - we were definitely sitting with the cool kids.)

    After dinner: Roommate wins one of the keyboard/mouse/headset combos. Much cheering til we realize we have no room to get them home on the plane. Solution: give Arbiter Fab $$ to ship them home to us. Go us.

    Karaoke: If you want to hear me sing, go watch my I-21 teaser. Fab, however, has decided he is going to MAKE me sing at the next Pummit. Uh-huh. Right. The drinks continue to flow, as Fab, me, and Hegner (later joined by Arbiter Hawk and Black Scorpion) launch into a two-hour-long discussion SHOUTING AT FULL VOLUME TO BE HEARD OVER THE KARAOKE about the game and its storylines and stuff.

    (Note: Fab has had, at this point, several Mai Tais. Not quite to the point of seeing vapour trails, but he is weaving in and out of character in mid-sentence. It's a good thing I love him because even he usually knows better than to call ME "poodles".)

    Oops, get thrown out of the ballroom. Out we go onto the patio, to find a group of folks out there. More socializing, then Zwill shows up, supposedly going to go to sleep. Two hours later, he's still there and so are we. Memorable topics included the dev-proc (random chance that a dev will appear in-game and say something pithy), and the Cat Vanity Pet (summoned via the click power of placing a can of tuna on the ground - 50% chance the cat will appear, with an additional proc that the cat will sniff the food and promptly vanish again in a huff).

    Back to the hotel room at 1am. We promptly pass out.

    Day Three (Sunday): John, Chris, and I discover that waking up Fab when he is ASLEEP is HARD. Poke, prod, tickle, shout his name, pull away his blankets, nothing works. We were starting to wonder if he was dead when he abruptly sits up. Back to Holder's for more breakfast (the hubby and the roommate get the Supreme Omelettes and decide they won't need to eat again for a week). Much hugs and kisses and goodbyes to the gang of friends at Holder's (including the Wentworths, to whom we donated the three posters we got from the swag bag, a costume code, and a David Nakayama signed comic book, all for the REAL WORLD HERO charity event come November).

    Back to the hotel, pack, check out, head to airport. Upon check-in, we realize that upgrading to First Class is surprisingly affordable. Oh HELLS yes! Roommate pays for the upgrades, we have surprisingly good sushi at SFO, then fly back to Seattle.

    Life is good.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  6. Re: the 'missing' gangs, I vaguely remember asking about them when making my Retrospective video. One of them became Malta, I think one became the Sky Raiders... I'll have to see if I still have that info around somewhere.

    Twilight Men >>> Malta
    Killing Crew >>> Sky Raiders

    One of the things I wish were still available is that heels-together female pose for the character creator...

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  7. I got to play Jungle Sweep (I think that was the name) with War Witch and... Think Tank, I think it was. (Or maybe it was Hit Streak... I can't remember.)

    Then Think Tank (or Hit Streak) hosted a game of Betrayal at House on the Hill. Fantastic game (and some really good moments, too).

    I later ended up playing Guillotine with Smofzilla and the Wentworths. We went three rounds before the ballroom staff finally threw all of us out.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  8. Taking a long drag on her cheroot, she studied the message. Date, time, coordinates - all there. And this particular contact had proven both accurate and reliable - two marks in his favour when it came to maintaining a steady cashflow.

    "Hmmm - and there's a permanent group of bounties out for those idiots. Crey for their tech... The Rikti for revenge... In fact..." She scrolled through a few more messages, then a slow smile curved her mouth beneath the camo face paint she wore. "Well, well, well... " Taking one last drag, she flicked the last of it to the floor and ground it beneath her heel.

    Luckily for her, she'd just wrapped up her last job here in Striga, so her timetable was free. And thanks to a timely if unwilling donation from the Sky Raiders, she'd just scored some particularly illegal but effective munitions for her team. Time to put 'em to good use.

    Swinging her black combat boots onto her field desk, she let out a piercing whistle, and her team came striding in, weapons at the ready as usual.

    "You rang, boss?"

    "Who's up for a significant paycheck?"

    The team's field medic raised an eyebrow. "Define 'significant'."

    "As in Arachnos' number three bounty. And then some."

    A series of low whistles went around the office, and she nodded in confirmation.

    "Yep, the grapevine says that ole Bronze Bombast himself is gearing up to make a move."

    "And the 'then some'?"

    "Recluse says the offer's been sweetened regarding his head. Double if we can verify it's the real one. Doubled again if it's alive and still attached to his body."

    The group's weapons mechanic hefted his minigun and grunted in approval. "My kind of 'then some'." The rest nodded in agreement, and she smirked.

    "Get your gear in gear and check it twice. We'll be heading to Independence Port come Tuesday. Dismissed."

    The men filed out and she keyed a quick reply to the bounty offer and rose to her feet as well. She intended to claim that bounty... and if she had to take out anyone else along the way to get it, well... with luck, there'd be cash involved for them as well.

    After all, she thought, slinging her customized composite bow over one shoulder with a grin, that's why they call me Profiteer.

    *****

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  9. Dark_Respite

    Dev Digest

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by james_joyce View Post
    If you click into Dev or Community Digest, you'll see the RSS feed link on the upper right of the page. They apparently don't have it in their markup, because it doesn't show up in Chrome or Firefox's location bar.

    Dev Digest RSS

    Community Digest RSS
    These STILL don't work for me.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  10. TJ, what time are you doing lunch on Friday? Me, John, and Chris land in SFO at 1:30pm (I think), and God knows we're gonna be starving by the time we arrive in San Jose.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  11. As long as I can film in it, I don't care which zone gets revamped. Eventually I'd like to see them all get new upgrades of awesomeness just because it improves the vids I can make.

    I do agree that if we have Phasing Tech, it'd be nice to see it applied more in-game so we can appreciate the results of our work.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  12. I'll be here until:

    a) the servers shut down
    b) Matt finally gets that restraining order against me

    I might not QUIT, but I would certainly rant, rave, sob, weep, gnash my teeth, and break down the door at Paragon Studios when they finally get rid of the /demorecord feature. (On the flip side, I would take a certain dark amusement in watching the Creative Team in Seattle try and do halfway decent ads for the game without it.)

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I'd be interested to see more about the Archnemesis and Journal ideas that Positron had.
    Seconded.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Agent White View Post
    I can't help but notice how many times War Witch Task Force was repeated.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
    The Design Team is rather dense in getting the hint.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Agent White View Post
    She just needs to start wearing a shirt that reads it.
    Good news: I've already written a full-on War Witch TF. (And made a trailer for it, too.)

    Bad news: Until they fix the AE, no one gets to play it.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  14. Dark_Respite

    CoH Roadmap?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simian_Stalker View Post
    Is there a CoH roadmap anywhere? I am interested in understanding some of the longer term initiatives and what is being planned 12 - 24 months.
    Watch the weekly Ustreams. Sometimes the infamous "White Board" appears in the background, and players will twist themselves in knots zooming in and highlighting stuff to see what the devs have written.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  15. Two pieces I had commissioned that feature both canon and non-canon characters, drastically different in style but both fantastic.

    "Down Time" by Aen the Artist:



    and "Oops" by Images by Alex:



    Total mad props to both guys for being extremely professional and friendly to work with.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
    I don't know. I've been here so long I've seen most of the people that work on the game come, go, be replaced and have the replacements leave. Hell, even the community team went through a lot of people I remember Aura, though not that well, I remember when Cuppa was still here before NC Soft pulled her off to Tabula Rasa in time for it to tank, I remember Lighthouse and how he banned Golden Girl, I remember "SuperMod" and so on.

    That said, I'm not sure David's been with us for very long. Maybe he was and we simply never heard anything about him since BABs had such tremendous presence in the community, but it seems like from when he started posting to when he seems to have gone to work on something else, it wasn't really very long. It felt like the guy was finally getting his bearings around the community's sensibilities and then he just dropped off the face of the Earth.
    If memory serves, way back when at HeroCon 2008, I'd swear I remember Posi introducing David Nakayama as the new art guy at NCsoftNorCal/Paragon/whatever the hell they were calling themselves at the time.

    The reason it sticks out in my mind was coz it was at the same banquet that some poor kid's mom got the whole room to sing "Happy Birthday" to him, they did the "stand up if you have a 50" contest, and Lighthouse embarrassed the hell out of me by making me come up and take a bow for my videos.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  17. Next up, the new transporation power LIONS.

    I swear, I'm going to have to dig up the old VOLTRON intro and do a COH parody of it.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Casual_Player View Post
    I saw this today and it reminded me of the various "Why aren't you using X?" posts here recently.

    You may be small and wounded with a door closed in your face, but NEVER GIVE UP, folks!

    If that's the only way I can get in the door at Paragon Studios, I am doomed.

    *looks down at her Rubenesque figure*

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Doc_Reverend View Post
    They've been transferring over a lot of staff to the Secret Project lately. Second Measure, The Television, Noble Savage, several others. It makes sense though, since he's a concept artist. Lot more work for him there.
    I wonder how much luck I'd have applying for that project. Maybe they need a videographer or a tech writer or something.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  20. AGH, THREAD NECRO!

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MisterMagpie View Post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
    • Costumes - Dink, we love you. Time to make sure that parts are available across the genders. THAT INCLUDES GIVING MEN THE VENUS SYMBOL AND WOMEN THE MARS SYMBOL.
    They don't have them?

    That's just weird.

    Okay, I thought about it for a second. If they're afraid of trans characters, more than a little offensive. But I'm worrying about that from a personal place, that may not be the reason at all.
    No, they don't. They haven't since I've been playing back in July 2007. My husband, my friends, and I have all repeatedly bugged this as "odd" and requested it be changed over the years. No luck. Draw your own conclusions.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  22. I'm just happy to see DISCUSSION! This thread wasn't to lay down "the public opinion", it was meant to draw it out. I was honestly curious what a lot of folks thought.

    Realistically, yes - I agree that some "new stuff" will always have to be included, to keep public interest and drive the game forward. But it's just so FRUSTRATING to see so many other little/not-so-little ways that the game needs fixing/improving that could so enhance the gaming experience, and never see them acted on. *sighs*

    BTW, Zwill - my offer to spell/grammar-check the in-game text as a contractor? Still stands. Would also do the same to rewrite some of the earlier missions following the slightly more streamlined variant I mentioned in my other post above.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    This comes up in every game I've worked on. Anecdotal observation has shown me that, while benevolent in nature, updates such as this never go over well with the largest, and most vocal, segments of the Community.

    There always has to be at least *some* new hotness. Now the thing of it is, revamping old content can often times count as *new* content, so it does pull double duty (I've yet to talk to someone who doesn't call Dark Astoria "new content".) Ideally, you can work it so that you're killing two birds with one stone.

    Besides, the things you're talking about would likely take much more than a single issue of development time.
    Okay, so we could rename the issue "SPOT THE HOTNESS". One hot new thing amidst a bunch of fixes. See? Problem solved.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Olantern View Post
    This gets suggested a lot, though this is the first time I remember it being suggested by someone the fora respect.
    No, no, no. Arcanaville, the fora respect. Zombie_Man, the fora respect. Equation (aka Arbiter Fabulous), the fora respect.

    Me, the fora at best tolerates with benign amusement.

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  24. *waits for the video celebrating the eighth anniversary of the game*

    Sorry, I won't have time to make one for you this year. New job and all that. So please don't let me down!

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
  25. Quote:
    Originally Posted by dugfromthearth View Post
    A QoL I would like to see would be a simple clean up of old contacts. Remove all patrol and defeat X missions from them - only door missions left. No new content so it shouldn't be a lot of work.
    The roommates and I were just talking about this. All those missions of "We need information. Go beat up X faction. (You do.) Okay, we got a lead. Go here"? All it takes is one small change.

    It's now an instance. "You know this is a known FACTION hideout. Time to start bouncing folks off the walls til you get answers..." After you stomp your way through part of the map, it triggers The Boss ("damn it, what's with you trashing the joint?"), you stomp HIM, prompting the dialogue tree ("all right, all right - here's what I know").

    This eliminates FOUR steps - the contact giving the hunt, the hunt itself, returning to the contact to get the NEW mission, and DOING the new mission.

    Now after stomping on them in the warehouse and beating the snot out of a spawned boss, you can go back to the contact and THEN get the exposition.

    Voila!

    Michelle
    aka
    Samuraiko/Dark_Respite