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Quote:It's all so clear now!Possible bathroom "realities" in Ouroboros:
* The entire zone of Ouroboros is in a time stasis; that is while there you don't grow older, your cells don't degenerate and your kidneys go on "pause." That's the good news; the bad news is that if you enter Ouroboros with a "cross your ankles, hopping up and down need to use the potty" you're out of luck and will retain that exact feeling the entire time you're there. Now, at last, we understand Mender Tesseract's bad attitude. -
Quote:The concept of a pie with bacon kind of weirds me out. I mean, I keep imagining a pie with the bacon in it, mixed with the apples. Or whatever other fruit someone might put in a pie. Maybe a pie with bacon next to it wouldn't be so bad, but still, it's kind of an odd mix of foods.But. . .But. . .But they have shinney new badges, and pie.
And not just any old pie, but pie with bacon!
Although I prefer cake anyway. And let me say pre-emtively that the cake is, in fact, not a lie. It's actually in my freezer, waiting for me to want some. -
Quote:You say "pre-emptive" like it's a bad thing. Would you rather fight Cole's minions in Praetoria or Paragon? Let's face it, the battle will happen one way or the other.
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Quote:I'd like to have a "Glow" option for the patterns of costume parts that have a built-in pattern, i.e. making the lines on the Enforcer Gloves and Boots glow. Glow options for costume patterns would be great, too.I'd like to see glowing costume items, like those Tron lines on PsoiTron, or the blades on Fire/Toxic Tarantula. Currently, none of our costume pieces self-illuminate unless they have sprite effects on them - if you walk into darkness, they darken and turn black. Posi's Tron stripes do not. Even in pitch black, his costume turns black, but his stripes remain the same visible shade of blue, making them look like they're glowing or fluorescent. Want this so very much.
I'd also like to have Rocket Enforcer Boots. Enforcer Rocket Boots? However we feel like putting the nouns together. -
Quote:Slightly corny. Very wrong.SLIGHTLY?! Only slightly?
One of the robots had GIANT metal testicles!!
Honestly, Revenge of the Fallen? Bay could've removed all of the human characters, made only minor dialogue changes to get the plot, such as it was, to make sense, and had about 90 minutes of awesome.
Instead, we got 150-some minutes of suck. -
The Wall Of Facepalm adaquately described my experieces working retail.
Anyway, I really want a Greatsword power set. I'm talking about zweihänder, zanbatō, ōdachi, and other very large cutting utensils. I'm envisioning a set full of high-damage, high-Endurance attacks, most of which are cones or PBAoEs.
A polearm set would also be nice. -
Quote:Personally, I'd rather have a Maus option.Ok just a quick one but are we going to get multiple pistol options?
And if yes, can we please have a Mauser C96 option?
PLEASE!
Thankyou In Advance.
What's that? Of course my characters are hard core enough to dual-wield 192 metric-ton tanks like pistols. Aren't everyone's? -
Quote:Link added for helpful reference.this is literally the best update for devices/traps
4 simple steps to badassery:
1. Plant a time bomb in a group of mobs.
2. Walk away dramatically.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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Quote:That was about what I was thinking. Magic wands I can see, but using a sword for ranged attacks is a bit goofy, because it would mean a Blaster is running around with a weapon designed exclusively to cut people, and he is not cutting anyone! Unless an appropriate Secondary Power Set is made and forced upon the player.I have a vision of Back Alley Brawler putting this on his list below "Dual Bows" and "Shield Offense".
While it's true that anime and other characters will sometimes project ranged attacks from their melee weapons, they will also use said melee weapons for melee combat. -
Quote:There's a difference between finding the bug and finding out what's causing it. You've already found the bugs, now tell me why they happen. Once you've told me why they happen, show me how to make them stop happening, and be sure your fix doesn't break something else. As Aett_Thorn said, any program of appreciable complexity, such as City of Heroes, has a ridiculous amount of code, and virtually any single line, any one command, even a misplaced letter, could cause the problems you've described. To fix the problem, the cause must be found, corrected, and tested, because any change of code is going to affect the entire program, even parts it shouldn't affect. Because software is weird like that.So, you're saying that a bug that has creatures in Ouro arcs spawn at thier lowest possible level and makes level 50 TFs critters spawn at 49th level IS FREAKING HARD TO FIND?????
Riiiight.
This is the plight of Quality Assurance. -
- Do not call Arbiter Sands "Arbiter Fancy" again.
- "Some stuff happened and some dude died" is not an appropriate after-action report.
- Must not paint the back of Black Scorpion's armor pink.
- Must not paint any part of Black Scorpion's armor any color.
- Arguing semantics with the Arbiters is frowned upon.
- Stop referring to the Etoile Islands as "Suck Isles".
- Not allowed to start my own crime syndicate.
- Deathsurge does not make a good pet, I must stop telling new recruits that it does.
- Doctor Aeon does not want to steal my brain.
- The Lost are not interested in becoming Wolf Spiders.
- Or Blood Widows.
- Adding more legs to an Arachnobot will not make it go faster.
- Welding two Arachnobots together, facing opposite directions, and then sending them into combat was not funny.
- Weaver-1 has no interest in hearing about my "Pocket Arachnobot" idea.
- Selling blood samples to Crey Industries is discouraged.
- Especially if they're not samples of my blood.
- Arbiter Daos is not my father.
- I am not Arbiter Daos' father.
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Bitt Player:
Bitt's an all-American hero type who ardently believes in the cause of justice. He's been known to cross the probverbial line on rare occasion, however -he openly admits that if he gets a second chance to kill Countess Crey, he'll take it. Hero, with maybe a few Vigilante missions thrown in. Bitt probably won't spend much time in Praetoria, as he's more dedicated to Primal Earth America than some other nation in some other dimension, but when he's there, he'll be pushing the Resistance cause.
Elaina Rhysenn:
She's a gearhead first and a Hero second, but she has no reason to turn to villainy. If she goes to Praetoria, she'll probably spend an inordinate amount of her time there picking fights with the Praetorian Clockwork, looking to salvage and reverse-engineer them.
Samael Diener:
Despite Bitt's best efforts towards instilling him with free will, Samael mostly just does whatever Bitt wants him to do, so he's pretty much a Hero by default. However, Bitt doesn't make many demands in terms of how Samael goes about his heroics, and Samael was engineered to enjoy violence, so he'll be a paticularly vicious Vigilante.
General Phi:
What we have here is a sapient android that considers Voltaire's "When You're Evil" his theme song. He admires Peter Themari, though he thinks Westin Phipps is trying to hard. That said, Phi prefers causing chaos over oppressing the weak, so it'll be hard for him to look at the perfectly-organized, ever-so-over-planned Praetoria without wanting to make a mess of it. He'll stay mainly villainous, but he'll sometimes give the Resistance a hand just to bunch up Emperor Cole's undergarments.
Mecha Maven:
A classic "rebel without a cause" type, Mecha Maven works as Phi's right-hand troublemaker because he gives her something to believe in. Well, and because this "evil" business is a ton of fun. That said, Phi gives Mecha Maven a lot of leeway, and she's more in it for herself, rather than any high (or low) ideals. Mecha Maven will veer wildly across the spectrum, though she'll probably always return to villainy sooner or later.
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Quote:You ever been to Primal Earth? That's not how we roll here. Also, you're assuming that freeing Praetoria will make it become identical to Paragon, which is a fallacy. Not like Rikti dropships will suddenly appear in Praetoria's skies the moment Cole drops dead.I will close with a quote from Stalin. "A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic."
That said, Praetoria looks pretty well-off. Mass-produced robots doing all the hard labor, clean streets, low crime rate, peace and quiet. As I see it, Praetoria is one vital component short of utopia. That component, however, is freedom. If we add some of that to the mix, maybe one day Praetoria will be as nice a place as it looks.
This is Bitt Player and the rest of the Paragon Titans, signing on for the Resistance. -
Quote:I'm with you there. I couldn't support an organization that turns young ladies into anything that isn't young ladies, really. Seems rather rude.Hmm, I really don't think I could support an organisation that turns young ladies into hulking, sushi-faced monstrosities.
That whole "wiping out all humans" thing isn't cool, either. -
I believe the Professional Artist Drawer was attempting to take the thread to Flamepostlandia, but there appear to be technical difficulties. Of course, calling Masterminds the "Master Race" is just begging for some Godwin's Law action, but I'll refrain.
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The Rikti in the screenshot don't look like different models from the current ones, but they're definately displaying the improved graphics. Look at their shadows.
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- Not allowed to call Lord Recluse "Awesome McBetterthaneveryone".
- Even though Lord Recluse is, in fact, better than everyone.
- I may not instigate riots in the Etoile Islands.
- I may, however, instigate riots in Paragon City.
- May only instigate riots in Paragon City while not in uniform.
- Tight pants are not something that the people of Paragon City typically riot over.
- Neither are wet T-shirt contests.
- Or a lack of wet T-shirt contests.
- Arbiter Rein is not a rock n' roll rebel.
- There is a great deal of paperwork which needs to be filled out within Arachnos, but none of it ever involves lists of the sexual deviancies I suspect my superiors of participating in.
- Even if I have proof.
- Must not spread rumors about my superiors.
- Arachnos Drones do not have remote controls, and if they did, I would not be allowed access to them.
- Must not call the Wolf Spiders "cannon fodder", even if they are.
- Must not call the Fortunatas "brain sisters", it creeps them out.
- When Mind Linked with a Fortunata, must not think things specifically selected to creep her out.
- Not allowed to make dirty jokes about Mind Linking.
- Not allowed to make dirty jokes about anything.
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- Must not suggest inappropriate uses for The Web to Regent Korol again.
- If I thought of it, and it's not what The Web is already used for, it's probably inappropriate.
- Do not kick Regent Korol's Spiderlings.
- Baldness is not a super-power, I should stop insisting that Arbiter Rein be classified as a metahuman.
- I am not allowed to create four additional Jade Spiders and modify them to combine into one larger machine.
- Must not encourage fellow soldiers to try things they saw in cartoons.
- Especially not while maintaining The Web.
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Professor! I knew someone wacky was missing! You still have the best avatar on the forums, man.
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- If I hang panties on the mechanical arms of a sleeping Crab Spider, they'd better be my panties.
- The Arbiters are not under any obligation to explain to me why a single man would have panties.
- I will not encourage new Bane Spiders to test their cloaking devices by staging panty raids on Ghost Widow's tower.
- Trying to find panties in Ghost Widow's personal chambers is futile, and I am no longer allowed within a kilometer of Ghost Widow's tower.
- I will undergo psychological re-training every time I refer to women's undergarments. Every. Single. Time.
- If I ever try to say anything to Doctor Forrester again, he is to remind me of the "velociraptor incident", report the exchange to the nearest Arbiter, and go about his work.
- Next time I call an Arbiter "spanky", I will die.
- Yes, assignment to the Dig Site in Faultline is a punishment detail. That's why I'm going there.
- Arachnos does not have a vehicle named White Base. However, I should assume that if we ever get one, I will not be allowed to jump onto it.
- Lord Recluse does not wear his mask to disguise the fact that he's actually Lemmy Kilmister.
- Or K. K. Downing.
- I am not allowed to use words I don't know the meaning of. In paticular, I should stop calling Scirocco "Stevadore".
- If ordered to develop a battle plan, I will come up with something more in-depth than "shoot them until they die". If that was all the planning we needed, I would not have been ordered to make a plan.
- While it may be true that any plan where I lose my hat is a bad plan, the Arbiters are more displeased about plans where I lose my pants.
- Before advising a superior to "just throw minions at the problem", I will recall that I am a minion.
- Stop asking Tarantulas about their surgery.
- Do not hit on Tarantula Mistresses, it's not nice to remind them of the drawbacks of the Tarantula Exoskeleton.
- Do not hit on Tarantula Queens, they're pretty much insane.
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Want to get cash fast and easy? Here's what I do:
1) Have a look at the Recipe Level/Divider chart on ParagonWiki's Common Invention Recipes page. If you divide a Common IO's crafting price by the appropriate divider, you get the amount of Influence an NPC vendor will give you for that Recipe.
2) Hit Wentworth's or the Black Market and look at what Common IO recipes are selling for over there. You want to find Recipes with plenty for sale and showing a sell price history well below what an NPC will give you for them. This is easier than it sounds, because people are silly and slap Recipes on the market for whatever amount instead of checking what they're worth. Especially look at Recipes which relatively few people use, like Confuse Duration and Range Increase. You can usually skip Accuracy Recipes.
3) Set up buy orders for as many underpriced Recipes as you have Influence and/or market slots for. Go for it! So long as you're bidding less than an NPC pays, you're good.
4) Go. Play. Have fun. This is the part where you wait, except you're not really waiting, because you don't have to be right there at the Consignment House. Beat up some enemies, enter a costume contest, log off and do something else, whatever!
5) Come back after some time. Sometimes you'll buy a huge stash of Recipes in a matter of minutes, other times you'll have to wait overnight. For this step, I recommend going to a Consignment House very close to an NPC that buys Recipes. Grab as many Recipes as you can carry and sell 'em to said NPC. Repeat until you've sold all the Recipes you just bought. Then, place bids on more Recipes.
This method isn't going to generate massive amounts of money, but it'll easily get you enough to SO out a character, and it takes minimal time and effort. I've got characters in the teens that have generated millions of Influence through this system. -
I want Spiral Power Melee. You wipe out the enemies by the sheer awesomeness of you showing up to fight them. It might get kind of boring to play, but your team-mates would forever respect and admire you.
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Quote:Well, I need to get around to renewing my Gold account, but I'll let you know when I do.(it was hard to stop laughing after those two, if your on Xbox live send me a PM we'll get some matches going)
- I am not the white void, the cold steel, or the just sword. Neither is Arbiter Daos.
- There are no mad scientist cat-people in my chain of command.
- I will stop shouting "Astral Finish!" every time I see a Bane Spider finish off a hero with an Executioner's Strike.
- If I look Arbiter Daos right in the eye and say, "did you know? The black viola feels your sanity!", I should not be surprised when ordered to be psychologically re-evaluated.
- Crey Corporation is not a subsidiary of Sun Industries or Übercorp International.
- The Arachnos Flier is not the Hatredcopter, and its gas tank is not filled with vengeance.
- "Arbiter Daos did it" is not an acceptable response to any question.
- Especially not any question asked by a heartbroken vigilante looking to avenge a murdered lover.
- Must not tell any Arbiter that I'd rather die than get a regulation haircut, they can and will arrange that.
- I will not egg any Arachnos installation, no matter what came out when I knocked on the door while Trick-or-Treating.
- "Because it was cool" is not a valid reason to violate any Arachnos regulations.
- Scratch that: "Because it was cool" is not a valid reason to do anything.
- Giggling like a schoolgirl is never a valid substitute for explaining my actions.