Join us! Praetoria could be Perfect!

It's a paradise!

Look around you, look at all the terrible things mankind has done to our planet when allowed to run rampant without guide! Toxic waste, nuclear weapons, global warming, unnatural weather, desertification, the list goes on and on...

And what do we do? We support these people! We support the very world structure that promotes nuclear war, degrades our environment, rips apart our habitat, and destroys our Earth! Every time you protect a politician, a lawyer, a businessman, anyone who lives mooching off this corrupt system.

But not in Praetorian Earth. In Praetorian Earth there is hope for peace and harmony! Where flowers blossom, and nature runs its course as intended. It only needs some more help, just a little bit and it could become the perfect planet!

Join us! The Hamidon needs your help! Let's take down the last barriers, conquer the last industries, destroy the last cities! Let Nature run wild! We are so close, you know you want to do the right thing!

We love you!

- Maximum Chaos, Plant/Storm Controller.

Oh, bleep, we've gone past anarchy.

The computer is currently logging an exception to "everyone". Devouring Earth are an anathema to the computer, and wish to stop people being friends with the computer.

*Nukes the forest from orbit*

Its the only way to be sure.

I will allow you to use my flame resistant super bubble... but only if you iron it before giving it back.

The Hamidon protects us! Nukes can only make us bigger =)

But it's okay, we understand your fear. You live inside the barriers of your own making, you look for security, but in doing so you have forgotten where you come from.

The very air you breathe is made by us! Without Nature, free and untamed, you wouldn't have your air, your water, your food. We are everywhere! I know it can be scary to touch your inner wild side, but we will help you! You know that little plant you have in your office, that bush in your secret lair, or that flower you think is cute. Don't be afraid, embrace it, feel your love for Nature.

We love you all! Help us help you!

- Maximum Chaos, Plant/Storm Controller

Hrm.
Note: Stock up on incendiary rounds.
Let the hunt begin.
For Praetoria.

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Originally Posted by Zwillinger GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.

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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

Hmm, I really don't think I could support an organisation that turns young ladies into hulking, sushi-faced monstrosities.

Sorry to but a crimp in your style plant lover but wasn't the Hamidon confirmed by the devs to not exist in Praetoria?

Of course I may be wrong, research can often be hard about this matters, the devs are not the best procastinators in the world, they need more evil laughing and dramatic effects to really give their speeches more...oomph...

I'm pretty sure I read they mentioned he went Postal earlier on Praetoria and that's why the DE are a big threat over there.

Whether he still exists or not doesn't matter, it's not like worshippers of a dead or imaginary person/deity/whatever need a real presence to go all fanatic, is it?

Or I could claim MaxChi simply worships Hami over here and wants to help the DE over there because of it

I had some hamidon last night it was filled with fruit cocktail....*burp* so much for that threat.

That's good! Eating and being eaten is part of the cycle of life! After eating Hamidon, itching and skin changes are normal, so don't be scared. Ignore any tentacle-like protusions on the face too, it'll get better!

If you don't want to eat some Hamidon, don't worry! Hamidon will eat you and you'll join the cycle that way. Nature is wonderful! ^_^

- Maximum Chaos, Plant/Storm Controller

Er, Hamidon existing is kinda necessary for the DE's existence, the ones in this world are basically extensions of its will.

Just because you do not believe in Cthulhu does not mean that Cthulhu doesn't believe in you.

Prostrating oneself before the DE, much like worshiping Cthulhu, is like flattering the bullet after it leaves the barrel. Probably worse, since if you're just part of the faceless throng, there's a chance you may be eaten (or "prerecycled") in a gulp, but singling yourself out is the equivalent of stamping "I'd be a really [FUN plaything before being eaten] / [FERTILE host for emanators before being prerecycled]!" on your forehead.

Nah, Imma raid that blob for 52 Merits then re-raid for a Centriole Exposure (approx value = 1 Respite).

I'm pretty sure what this means:

Co-op Hami raid!

Haha, awesome! I just noticed I got a neg rep for this:

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Originally Posted by Aliana Blue Whether he still exists or not doesn't matter, it's not like worshippers of a dead or imaginary person/deity/whatever need a real presence to go all fanatic, is it?

And the comment was:

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Who is dead or imaginary to you is srs bznss to others. Sorry.

Someone goes and neg reps me because they took all personally a general comment about fanaticism ("Yeah. I act surprised"). Even better, it was basically applied to an imaginary giant blob in a videogame.

The delicious, delicious irony of that neg rep isn't lost on me, I think I'll be smiling for the rest of the day

I specially like the last "sorry." Yeah, sure, you can really tell that person was so sorry, it's not like there was a mass synaptic discharge at the pleasure center of his brain when he sent the rep. "*Click* Aaaahhhh..."

I love the rep system. Nothing like anonymity to get a good insight of the true human nature. ^_^