Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.
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Better than that:|
Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
Alternate version:
When in deadly danger. When beset by doubt. Run in little circles. Wave your arms and shout. |
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you...
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Pepe la Pew?
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Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven
Better than that:
When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'. There is someone waiting, Who will hurry up and rescue you... |
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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"If I worry, will the future change?" - Kwai Chang Kane|
Originally Posted by Healix
If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
When in danger,
or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. |
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Originally Posted by jwbullfrog
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
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Speaks in the third person... and thinks you're a dufus for hating cheese. |
Originally Posted by Aggelakis
Bob Dole.
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Everything in moderation. Including moderation.
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don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
The pessimist argues the glass is half empty.
The optimist argues the glass is half full.
The opportunist empties the glass while the other two argue.
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
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Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
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The realist asks "Are you drinking or pouring?"|
Originally Posted by Rajani Isa
The pessimist argues the glass is half empty.
The optimist argues the glass is half full. |
The engineer argues that the glass has twice the capacity as it needs.
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Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
... but he might be useful.
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
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"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."|
Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
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I'm fair certain both of our quotes have the same source.
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Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
Never pet a burning dog.
No cooking bacon with your shirt off.
Be sure to let your loved ones know how you feel.
(You may not have as much time with them as you think.)
My characters at Virtueverse
Faces of the City
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Simpler: The enemy of my enemy is my fall-guy.
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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
... but he might be useful. |
"But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses."
-- Bruce Leverett, Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers
You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, crawl. If you can't crawl, find someone to carry you.
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If you can't do something smart, do something right.
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Originally Posted by Blood Red Arachnid
If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, crawl. If you can't crawl, find someone to carry you.
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Where to now?
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The MFing Warshade | The Last Rule of Tanking | The Got Dam Mastermind
Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
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Here's something that I can guarantee that no one on the Internet ever follows:|
Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison
If you can't do something smart, do something right.
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If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
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I thought it was:|
Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven
Here's something that I can guarantee that no one on the Internet ever follows:
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. |
"If you can't say something nice, you're probably posting online."
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1. The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.|
Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven
Here's something that I can guarantee that no one on the Internet ever follows:
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. |
The internet won't let me follow that advice
People spend their entire childhood trying to grow up, then spend their entire adulthood trying to be young again.
(Play CoH, no matter what age you are)
or in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout.
When in deadly danger.
When beset by doubt.
Run in little circles.
Wave your arms and shout.