The Situation comic book OR I don't want to live on this planet anymore


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So yeah not sure if it's been mentioned already but...

this happened.



There can't possibly be anyone who'd actually buy this, can there?


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Jersey Shore is way WAY overrated.


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If killing people for money weren't totally illegal, I would start the greatest reality show ever seen. You make a giant death list of all the other reality TV "stars", and assign a dollar value to them based on just how loathsomely repellent they are as human beings. Then, its a free for all on taking them out. You kill 'em, you collect said dollar amount. It would be sort of like the movie version of the Running Man, except the game zone is EVERYWHERE, and the Stalkers are EVERYONE.


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If killing people for money weren't totally illegal, I would start the greatest reality show ever seen. You make a giant death list of all the other reality TV "stars", and assign a dollar value to them based on just how loathsomely repellent they are as human beings. Then, its a free for all on taking them out. You kill 'em, you collect said dollar amount. It would be sort of like the movie version of the Running Man, except the game zone is EVERYWHERE, and the Stalkers are EVERYONE.
The irony of course is that "Reality TV" is the gateway drug to a world where a TV show exactly like Running Man will eventually become a reality.


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Seriously? Paul Jenkins contributed to this?

Please flop and please tell me Situation is financing this venture himself so he can lose some dough on it.


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And you thought Statesman was crotchless.

Moral: Steroids are bad.
Not if they keep people like him from breeding.


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Seriously? Paul Jenkins contributed to this?
I did a double-take as well when I saw his name.

Maybe he's really, really strapped for cash ?
Maybe he lost a bet ?
Maybe it's his idea of a practical joke ?

Or maybe "contributed to the comic series" means "we got hold of one of his old, unused plot, had it written by a no-name hack, and strong-armed Jenkins into putting his name on the cover" ?

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Please flop and please tell me Situation is financing this venture himself so he can lose some dough on it.
Well, the article says it "is being produced by Wizard World and MPS Entertainment".

Wizard World is the company that could not keep Wizard Magazine published, and MPS Entertainment is Sorrentino's own company, so I thinks it's Yes and Yes.



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I'm going to buy 3, double bag them and stash them away in a safe so when the apocalypse comes any survivors might find them and realize just how bad things really were. Hopefully, they will learn from our mistakes.


 

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If killing people for money weren't totally illegal, I would start the greatest reality show ever seen. You make a giant death list of all the other reality TV "stars", and assign a dollar value to them based on just how loathsomely repellent they are as human beings. Then, its a free for all on taking them out. You kill 'em, you collect said dollar amount. It would be sort of like the movie version of the Running Man, except the game zone is EVERYWHERE, and the Stalkers are EVERYONE.
Coincidentally, this is more or less the plot of the book version of The Running Man. If you are the Runner, you have to stay alive for 30 days to win. Everyone in the country is trying to kill you to get the prize for themselves.


 

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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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I'm going to buy 3, double bag them and stash them away in a safe so when the apocalypse comes any survivors might find them and realize just how bad things really were. Hopefully, they will learn from our mistakes.
After looking at your copies of this book they'll probably just wonder how we lasted as long as we did...


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Hey Mr. T got a comic book! and Chuck Norris got one too!

well at least Atop the Fourth wall will get some fodder out of that.


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