Creating the worst NPC ever who would fit canon

My idea is the Undefeated Intangible Swarm. He is a hero who had some of his internal organs replaced with Devouring Earth swarms in a mad experiment. He only survived because he never gives up. He escaped from his captors because he was able to become intangible

UIS refusal to admit defeat would turn every mission he is in to a defeat all mission. Every time someone targets him, injures him or debuffs him his body releases a group of swarms. When he is targetted he goes intangible


Another idea is The Tosser , a named Redcap Boss. His only power is a ranged attack where he throws out those large redcaps that throw small redcaps at you. He is attemping to destroy the Crotoa Tramstop by gathering a huge army of redcaps to hurl at it.

My awful RP idea is the Jackal Lantern. He is the son of a mixed marriage between a Warwolf and a Streng. He has suffered discrimination at the hands of both Warwolves and Streng. This would lead to all sorts of bad twilight quotes. During the Halloween event mission people would discover he is dating a named female war wolf boss but he is cheating on her with a female streng named "Big Pumpkins"

that's not worse then Dr Brainstorm

The mind boggles... hmmm.

Oh. I know.

The child of Faultline and Fusionette. With her mother's energy powers and her father's earth powers, she has an attention span of a hummingbird on crack. She can pluck boulders from the ground, convert them to pure energy and then hurl them at her opponents. She also taps into ley lines beneath the earth and manipulates them by will alone, causing them to erupt from the ground in exploding shards.

Her name?

Power Spike.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Whatever we think up, I doubt it can be worse than Flambimbeaux

@Redcap

The "Well". 'Fits' with the canon in the worst possible way by making it the power of everything with the IQ of Steven Hawking and the emotional stability of a 5 year old who likes to play 'War'.

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Originally Posted by Dispari I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.

Okay, here's mine.

Harper Valley, PTA

As director of the Paragon Transit Authority, Valley is charged with making sure the trains run on time (as well as the teleportation devices, interdimensional portals, and temporal gateways). He was appointed to this position shortly after the First Rikti War, and assigned the responsibility for overseeing the construction and maintenance of the tram tunnels through the War Walls. However, as a politically appointed bureaucrat, he was open to pressure and *ahem* financial considerations, leading to the building of enormous unprotected tunnels through those tremendously expensive force fields.

As the saying goes, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely*, but a little bit of power just makes you a jerk. Valley wanted to ensure his job security, successfully lobbying for a an ordinance outlawing the use of cell phones between superheroes and their contacts until the rather lengthy form 27B-6 was completed and notarized. This forced heroes to ride the trams -- increasing their popularity among the hero-worshipping citizens -- just to ask the police for more information. Fortunately, in the last round of elections many of Valley's cronies lost their positions, and subsequently overturned that ordinance.

Even with his reduced stature, Harper Valley is still a force to be reckoned with. He wields the power for which there is no defense: Red Tape. Be careful if you cross him, or you may well find yourself with your PTA transit pass revoked, and walking back from Ouroboros is no fun at all.

*Yes, I know that's not the real quote. Work with me here.

You know, I really wish I knew how to code. I'd love to create a random generator tool where it has all the male NPCs from COH and all the female NPCs from COH, and voila, instant pairing. (Or you could set it for same gender relationships, in the interest of equality, and leave the exact nature of how offspring are produced to the modern wonders of handwavium science.)

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite