Creating the worst NPC ever who would fit canon


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May you live in interesting times?
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Which is why, apparently, the Battalion are so powerful; they conquer other races, and feed the
What what what what? Where did this come from? Have I missed some mass lore slip somewhere?


 

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What what what what? Where did this come from? Have I missed some mass lore slip somewhere?
Dr. Manhat—I mean, Prometheus, tells you after running one of the Incarnate trials. I forget which.


 

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Though Statesman is dead...

His dream lives on...

Not in his granddaughter, but in...

HIS SON

*dun dun dun*

Hidden away in some forgotten temple, young [insert name] discovered his vast superhuman strength and control over the force of lightning. Adopted by [insert rich company CEO] who had need of an heir, the boy grew up filthy rich and spoiled to life etc etc whatever

Basically Stateson (d'oh ho ho), wearing his father's top, but jeans as bottoms and slick boots. Everyone will hate him immediately.


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Though Statesman is dead...

His dream lives on...

Not in his granddaughter, but in...

HIS SON

*dun dun dun*

Hidden away in some forgotten temple, young [insert name] discovered his vast superhuman strength and control over the force of lightning. Adopted by [insert rich company CEO] who had need of an heir, the boy grew up filthy rich and spoiled to life etc etc whatever

Basically Stateson (d'oh ho ho), wearing his father's top, but jeans as bottoms and slick boots. Everyone will hate him immediately.
Man, that just reminds me of a character I wanted to make. An Invul/SS Tanker named Elder Statesman. Essentially, he'd wear the Statesman costume... Minus pants. Because he's old, senile, and doesn't remember 1) Who he actually is, 2) Where he actually is, 3) *When* he actually is, or 4) Where he left them.

Because there's not a single thing insane or dangerous about giving phenomenal powers to an old man with a going memory. Not a single thing.


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I'd never use a nuke in a superhero universe. You nuke a city, you kill 1.5 million people minus one. The last guy not only gets superpowers from the explosion, but ones that let him survive a nuke...and wow, is he torqued off
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