Kickin' It Old Style


Blue Rabbit

 

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... or... the last thing typed in right before they got kicked from the PUG.

* All I'm sayin' is that I want an animation for my Rezz that involves chest massage and mouth to mouth resuscitation... 'course if they do that I'm never rezzing another male ever again...

* Man I hate this waiting in the Reactor... I know! 99 bottles of beer on the wall... 99 bottles of beer...

* Just because I'm a defender doesn't mean I can't blast... and if you kick one more person from the team I'll get a +5% boost to my damage!

* @77 h@il ze oooobah 733t Slam-ur-eye sqillz of teh M@zteh-B7@zteh!!11!!

* As a matter of fact yes... I am that Steelclaw from the forums... (and YES... this has actually happened to me)

* Pets? Naw... I spent those slots in the Presence power pool

* Stop killing my debuff anchor first! I don't CARE if I always pick the most dangerous enemy in the spawn to attach it to...

* Enhancements? wtf are enhancements?

* An RP team huh..? Okay, how many of the chicks here are being run by guys? I'm smellin' some serious sausage in this group...

* Meet you in Brickstown? Which AE mission code is that?

* Slow down! SLOW DOWN! I'm part of the defeat equals delete group! I'm not taking any chances so let me peak reeeeeeeeeal slow around this first corner.. okay... all clear... now no one move ahead of me until I check out the next one...

* Sorry guys.. this is the first time I've run a Stalker... now... was it Placate.. AS... Build Up? No no... AS... Build Up then Placate? Man this archetype is so complicated!

* Teleport? I'm a Stone Tanker... why would I take Teleport?

* I came up with this idea all on my own... I swear! I don't even READ comic books! You mean there's already a character named Wolverine? I bet he doesn't have cool claws like this!


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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My first thought...


 

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* As a matter of fact yes... I am that Steelclaw from the forums... (and YES... this has actually happened to me)
HA!


 

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* As a matter of fact yes... I am that Steelclaw from the forums... (and YES... this has actually happened to me)
That you were recognized from the Forums, or that you were recognized and then immediately kicked?

Ah, your Adoring Public.


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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That you were recognized from the Forums, or that you were recognized and then immediately kicked?

Ah, your Adoring Public.
Both actually... several people from the forums have recognized me in-game... most have been gracious and nice in a "let's pat the poor boy on the head because we know he's not all there" sort of way.

There has been one memorable individual however... who.. upon realizing whom he had just accepted onto his team.. promptly demanded to know if I was capable of NOT saying anything at all during the task force (it was the Posi TF if I remember correctly)... I admited that the chances of me being able to keep my "chat mouth" shut during the entire TF was about equal to that of a flea dying of starvation in a dog pound...

He kicked me immediately.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Both actually... several people from the forums have recognized me in-game... most have been gracious and nice in a "let's pat the poor boy on the head because we know he's not all there" sort of way.

There has been one memorable individual however... who.. upon realizing whom he had just accepted onto his team.. promptly demanded to know if I was capable of NOT saying anything at all during the task force (it was the Posi TF if I remember correctly)... I admited that the chances of me being able to keep my "chat mouth" shut during the entire TF was about equal to that of a flea dying of starvation in a dog pound...

He kicked me immediately.
I'd do the opposite and demand you amuse us the entire time


 

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I admited that the chances of me being able to keep my "chat mouth" shut during the entire TF was about equal to that of a flea dying of starvation in a dog pound...

He kicked me immediately.
Personally, the teams I have enjoyed the most in my six years have been where a number of folks kept up the banter. Almost always, everyone on the team joins in and/or has a good time.

Before he went off to another server to make 87 alts, I often teamed with a fellow who was simply brilliant at chat, and we often picked up on a theme the other had started. This memorably lead to "Talk Like A Bizarro Chat" ("Hooray! Lag am back!" "Me finally hit Debt Cap! Me win!") due to a stray comment.

We soon picked up on Subtle Signs that Nobody Else On The Team Was Amused. We knocked it off, and narrowly avoided joining you in the ranks of the Kicked.


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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I'd do the opposite and demand you amuse us the entire time
I agree


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@77 h@il ze oooobah 733t Slam-ur-eye sqillz of teh M@zteh-B7@zteh!!11!!
Att hail the uber teet slam-your-eye skills of the Master Btaster?


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Personally, the teams I have enjoyed the most in my six years have been where a number of folks kept up the banter. Almost always, everyone on the team joins in and/or has a good time.

Before he went off to another server to make 87 alts, I often teamed with a fellow who was simply brilliant at chat, and we often picked up on a theme the other had started. This memorably lead to "Talk Like A Bizarro Chat" ("Hooray! Lag am back!" "Me finally hit Debt Cap! Me win!") due to a stray comment.

We soon picked up on Subtle Signs that Nobody Else On The Team Was Amused. We knocked it off, and narrowly avoided joining you in the ranks of the Kicked.
The Subtle Signs that Nobody Else On The Team Was Amused would quickly lead to:

Claws and Effect has quit the team

I HATE teaming with people that have no sense of humor and take the game super seriously. Few things aggravate me more than being on a 2 hour task force and the only things in the chat window are "herding to here" and "Gather".

C'mon! You're playing on a team in a multiplayer game.....SOCIALIZE A LITTLE!!!


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See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.

 

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Wonky banter has made many a TF or "waiting for everyone to finish logging in" stretch far more bearable. Twice now on LGTFs run with our SG (and usually a couple of pickup folks to fill in the team), we went a sizeable portion of the TF doing movie quotes with keywords replaced by the word "Rikti":

"We got Rikti!"
"How many?"
"Uh, all of them, I think!"

"There is no Rikti, only Zuul..."

"Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rikti of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."

"Rikti... why'd it have to be Rikti?"

"These aren't the Rikti you're looking for..."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Rikti, you say YES!"

"Bah weep granna weep Riktibom..."

"Rikti are like onions..."

"I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger-"
"YOU ARE A RIKTI!"

"I'll get you, my Rikti, and your little dog, too!"

"I find your lack of Rikti... disturbing."

"Rikti phone home."

"Maybe death is a rikti."
"Death is a state of nonbeing. You can't not be a rikti."
"I've not been a rikti all my life."
"No, what you've been, is not a rikti."

"I can give you vahz and cot and rikti, or cot and rikti without the vahz, or vahz and rikti without the cot, but I can't give you vahz and cot without the rikti. Rikti are compulsory."

"I'm sick and tired of these Mother F***ing Rikti, on this Mother F***ing Server!"

"I see dead Rikti."

"Are you a little tall to be a Rikti?"

"Never go in against a Rikti when DEATH is on the line!"

"I'm the king of the Rikti!"

"With great power comes great Rikti."

"A Rikti. Shaken, not stirred."

"One Rikti to rule them all
One Rikti to find them
One Rikti to bring them all
And in the war zone bind them"

"Klatu Verata Rikti..."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Rikti. Prepare to die."

"RIKTI!!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to die."

"One does not simply walk into the Rikti War Zone."

"Speak, Rikti, and enter."

"This is my Rikti-wikti detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff."

"I love the smell of Rikti in the morning."

"I used to bulls-eye Rikti over in Portal Canyon back home; they're not much bigger than two meters."

"We are looking for Rikti wessels."

"I'm Headman J'Onson. This is Headman Swordsman J'Onson."
"No relation."

"The sheriff is a Rik-"
BONNNNNGGGG!
"What'd he say?"
"He said the sheriff's rich!"
"No, cod friggin sarnit, I said the Sheriff is a Rik-" BONNNNNNGGGG!"

*****

Then it usually devolves into similar quotes, but now in Rikti-speak...

"Self: Excuse. Removal from pants: imminent."

And it just goes downhill from there.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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See, if we could have been assured of then joining the Rikti team, the Bizarro Guys would have happily been kicked and gotten Riktified.

I agree with the sentiments that Banter Is Good. But I also try to know my audience, and not make anyone gag. And yes, I have been on those sessions where "Herding to here" was all that was ever said, despite my best efforts. What folks have to do to get noticed by a well...


"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

 

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Wonky banter has made many a TF or "waiting for everyone to finish logging in" stretch far more bearable. Twice now on LGTFs run with our SG (and usually a couple of pickup folks to fill in the team), we went a sizeable portion of the TF doing movie quotes with keywords replaced by the word "Rikti":

*bunch of Riktified movie quotes*
You REALLY like The Princess Bride, dontcha?

I counted at least 4 quotes from that movie alone.


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison
See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.

 

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Both actually... several people from the forums have recognized me in-game... most have been gracious and nice in a "let's pat the poor boy on the head because we know he's not all there" sort of way.

There has been one memorable individual however... who.. upon realizing whom he had just accepted onto his team.. promptly demanded to know if I was capable of NOT saying anything at all during the task force (it was the Posi TF if I remember correctly)... I admited that the chances of me being able to keep my "chat mouth" shut during the entire TF was about equal to that of a flea dying of starvation in a dog pound...

He kicked me immediately.
Are you kidding? I would love to play with you. It would be like a Marvel Team-Up with a brain damaged Spider-man. I'd probably save the chat log to cheer up my therapist later.


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Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass slaughter can be hilarious.

 

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a brain damaged Spider-man.
Doesn't that pretty much describe Deadpool's personality to a T?


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison
See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.

 

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You REALLY like The Princess Bride, dontcha?

I counted at least 4 quotes from that movie alone.
I counted 5, and 4 Star Wars quotes.
Not to mention an Indian Jones quote and 2 LotR quotes.
Also, a Die Hard quote, if I'm not mistaken.

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and Ghostbusters

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And Doctor Who

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I really need to team with you sometime, Michelle.
That way I might actually get into one of your videos.

I'd team you too, Steelclaw. Even if you are one of those demented masochists.


There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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If ever I teamed with you I would insist on witty banter for the duration of said teaming. In fact, your survival would be preponderent on that.


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I counted 5, and 4 Star Wars quotes.
Not to mention an Indian Jones quote and 2 LotR quotes.
Also, a Die Hard quote, if I'm not mistaken.
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and Ghostbusters
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And Doctor Who
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I really need to team with you sometime, Michelle.
That way I might actually get into one of your videos.

I'd team you too, Steelclaw. Even if you are one of those demented masochists.
We had, just from this one sample...

Apocalypse Now
Blazing Saddles (twice)
Die Hard
Doctor Who
ET
Ghostbusters (twice)
James Bond
Lord of the Rings (three times)
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (twice)
Shrek
Snakes on a Plane
Spiderman
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Wars (four times)
Terminator 2
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Last Unicorn
The Princess Bride (five times)
The Sixth Sense
The Wizard of Oz
Titanic
Transformers: the Animated Movie

And I play on Justice.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
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378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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Goodbye,

Talk Like Bizarro Chat am terrible idea. It am so terrible, Gate cry at missing it.

Hello,
Gatecrasher


@Generator
Mostly Pinnacle, with scattered alts on Liberty, Freedom, and Justice.


I had a great time playing with you!

 

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I love banter on teams. It's a sad thing when NPCs have better banter than teammates. Banter is THE one thing that can make the repetitious content not so repetitious.

I now put in my teamsearch window: "LF chatty teams; if I want silence I'll keep soloing". It might be why I don't get many invites any more (not that I was getting many anyway since I don't play 'healzors' or kin ATs, or tanks).


 

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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
We had, just from this one sample...

Apocalypse Now
Blazing Saddles (twice)
Die Hard
Doctor Who
ET
Ghostbusters (twice)
James Bond
Lord of the Rings (three times)
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (twice)
Shrek
Snakes on a Plane
Spiderman
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Wars (four times)
Terminator 2
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Last Unicorn
The Princess Bride (five times)
The Sixth Sense
The Wizard of Oz
Titanic
Transformers: the Animated Movie

And I play on Justice.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Sweet! I have guys (and girls) on Justice

Of course, I have guys (and girls) on all the servers except for Freedom.

I should bring out Broad side of a barn and team with you.

um...

You need a level 2 Rad/Dark Defender?

Or was he Dark/Rad? I don't remember which.

Either way, you can't hit him.


There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

 

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Finished an ITF with my Ice Tanker that had lots of random banter not long ago.

Don't recall how the funniest started, but there was some riske' remarks and eventually the obligatory "is that an icicle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"These just look like Icicles poking out all over, how else do you imagine I get and hold so much aggro??"

Heh.

Heh.

Oh, nm, it was funny to me.


Masterminds annoy everybody, sooner or later. Heck, Masterminds annoy themselves.
-ShadowsBetween

 

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"Is that an icicle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
* I'd let you check for yourself but the last person who did was into Frost Bite... and I'm still recovering.

* If there were an icicle in my pocket it wouldn't matter if I was happy to see you or not... brrrrr...

* Did you know your tongue can stick to an "icicle" in cold weather? True story.

* Yeah... sure... that's an icicle in my pants' pocket... and your mom had an icicle in each of her shirt pockets last cold day we had.

* "Is that an icicle in your pocket?" "Yeah" "So how's it hangin'?" "It's a Nor'Easter."

* Bet your a** it is... sunk the Titanic too...

* No, that's my "South Pole"...

* Oops... my mistake... now it's my North Pole... guess I AM happy to see you!


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw