Clever sayings for my powers
By
baron_inferno,
Posted on: 2010-12-14 16:11 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Grav
Crush (Single/AOE) "Hold still!"
Gravity Distortion (Single/AOE) "We've got a floater."
Propel "Hope nobody needed that."
Wormhole "This is going to suck!"
EMP
Heal Other "Bleed? You ain't got time to bleed!"
Resurrect "It's this or using a defibrillator on your butt cheeks."
Stealth
Grant Invisibility "Get out of my sight. Here, I'll help."
Invisibility "It's like they can see right through me!"
Teleport
Recall Friend "Please don't throw up when I do this."
Fire Mastery
Fireball "Projectile fart!"
Rise of the Phoenix "I HAVE THE POWER-- wait, can't say that."
.... but seriously.
Crush (Single/AOE) "Hold still!"
Gravity Distortion (Single/AOE) "Stop what you're doing!"
Propel "Enjoy your free stuff!"
Wormhole "Time to gather up the trash!"
EMP
Heal Other "Be careful, $target!"
Resurrect "Get back up $target, we need you."
Stealth
Grant Invisibility "They won't see you, now."
Invisibility "Time to disappear."
Teleport
Recall Friend "Incoming wormhole. The good kind."
Fire Mastery
Fireball "Burn it all!"
Rise of the Phoenix "Can't take the heat? Back off!"
My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
Being a writer, I'd normally charge for this, but since we're buddies...
- Looks like you just got Crushed
- Looks like you just got Gravity Distortioned
- Looks like you just got Propeled
- Looks like you just got Wormholed
- One! Singularity Sensation...
- Looks like you just got Healed, Other
- Looks like you just got Resurrected
- Looks like I just got Stealthed
- Looks like you just got Grant Invisibilitied
- Looks like I just got a redundant power
- Looks like you just got Teleported
- Looks like you just got Recall Friended
- Looks like you just got Fire Masteried
- Looks like you just got Fireballed
- Looks like you just got Rise of the Phoenixed
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Being a writer, I'd normally charge for this, but since we're buddies...
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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You'll note my references to a budget in my most recent thread.
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Originally Posted by Golden Girl
You'd charge for that?
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Just have your character yell the name of the power when using it. It works in Street Fighter.
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Win.
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
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[CENTER]Euro side: [B]@Orion Star[/B] & [B]@Orions Star[/B][/CENTER]
Propel - Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out my hat
A bind to have handy in case the car is thrown... "Dude, there's your car."
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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
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Does everybody see the same object now? i haven't paid close attention to Propel, but the last i knew every player saw a different random object selected by their client.|
Originally Posted by Blood_Beret
Propel - Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out my hat
A bind to have handy in case the car is thrown... "Dude, there's your car." |
Oooh, just thought of one for use with Ice Slick, Oil Slick, and Freezing Rain type powers, as little good as it does the OP: "I made this for you with love. Love and floor wax."
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Being a writer, I'd normally charge for this, but since we're buddies...
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
Does everybody see the same object now? i haven't paid close attention to Propel, but the last i knew every player saw a different random object selected by their client.
Oooh, just thought of one for use with Ice Slick, Oil Slick, and Freezing Rain type powers, as little good as it does the OP: "I made this for you with love. Love and floor wax." |
Crush - Let me show you what Tropicana oranges feel.
Gravity Distortion - Criss Angel isn't the only one that can make things float.
Propel - Flight of the Valkyrie! Err.. chair.. I mean.. car? Oh, screw it.
Wormhole - Um, I thought I was summoning a black hole?
Singularity - This little puppy can take you back to the 70's.
Heal Other - By the way, I charge one purple recipe per heal.
Resurrect - The debt you just accrued is nothing compared to the debt you owe me now.
Grant Invisibility - Sorry but I just can't stand looking at your ugly self any longer.
Invisibility - Ugh, bad hair day.
Teleport - Walking is sooooo yesterday.
Recall Friend - *mumbles* Lazy son of a... *mumbles*
Fireball - Flame broiled, I'm having it my way.
Rise of the Phoenix - Labor law says I can have a 15 min break but fine, I just add the balance to overtime.
"Steelclaw! Steelclaw! Steelclaw!"
There, that should take care of your problem once he gets here. 
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Well at least you didn't say, "Troy Hickman! Troy Hickman! Troy Hickman!"|
Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5
"Steelclaw! Steelclaw! Steelclaw!"
There, that should take care of your problem once he gets here. |
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Oops.
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
Well, if it was a blaster I would suggest "pull my finger" for the T9. and of course "$target, you didn't see me" on Placate
On Justice
Global @Desi Nova Twitter: @desi_nova Steam: Desi_nova. I don't do Xbox or PS3
Thanks all great responces so far. some had my wife in tears.
I forgot to put Absorb Pain in the above list. Any ideas there. I already have, This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
Well at least you didn't say, "Troy Hickman! Troy Hickman! Troy Hickman!"
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I'd suggest every power by accompanied by "Buy the Twilight Guardian mini-series, coming in January from Top Cow!"
It shows that your hero is a caring individual, as he's going to send the villains to jail, but he's suggesting some reading matter that will make it almost worth the trip...
Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe
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You're the Microsoft Paperclip!
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Being a writer, I'd normally charge for this, but since we're buddies...
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http://www.scene-and-heard.com/cov/covsig.jpg
So apparently one of the Judgement abilities is "Ionic Judgement".
I'm going to have a bind for that: "It's it ionic? Don't you think?"
I hope nobody starts pointing out that my Ionic Judgement is not actually ionic at all, and that in itself is ionic.
Character index
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lol
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Originally Posted by Scene_EU
You're the Microsoft Paperclip!
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... where'd you find that out?
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Originally Posted by Silver Gale
So apparently one of the Judgement abilities is "Ionic Judgement".
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My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."
Crush (Single/AOE)
* I think you're sweet... kinda cute... awww.. gosh... I got a crush on you..
* That orange taste in your mouth? Marketing's fault...
* Okay everyone... pool bet on how many bone pops we hear when I amp this up!
* The neckbone's connected to the.. kneebone... the kneebone's connected to the finger bone... or at least they soon will be...
* Okay... the Pinata's up... who brought the sticks?
Gravity Distortion (Single/AOE)
* Everybody Jump! Jump! Criss-Cross gonna Jump! Jump!
* What? I thought you gang-types LIKED hanging around together?
* Let the spirit of Gawd into yeeew and soon-ah you will feel-ah a lightening of your very soul-ah! HALLELUGHA!
* Now, don't panic... you'll come back down in a bit.. that whole incident with DJ Zero was a once-in-a-life-time accident...
Propel
* Place your bets!
* I'm sorry... but a freakin' CAR should do more damage than a sink!
* Now where did I put those keys... nope... not in this pocket dimension..
* Here... hold this for me for a just minute... 'kay?
* So THAT'S where I put that!
* Love this power... but SO want an animation that looks like I'm blowing these things outta my a**..
* Okay so that's ONE birthday I missed down... let's see... how old are you again?
Wormhole
* Welcome to the Witless Relocation Program!
* I need a volunteer from the audience for this trick...
* Oh, if you guys see a worm in there... don't pet it.
* Tell Hoffa I said "hi"...
* Unscheduled off-world activation!
Singularity
* Don't embarass me this time.. Statesman will never forgive me for what you did to his leg.
* Meet my leetle friend... I call him Meester Huggy!
* Singularity! I choose you!
* Come on out... don't be shy... I know the mean scientist called you theoretical but what does he know?
Heal Other
* Floating number summoning jutsu!
* Are you Other? I can't give this to you unless you're Other.
* Why exactly do I have to suffer for your crappy build?!
* Yeah, y'know... things like fire... lightning... the occasional bullet? Let's try to avoid those next time, hmm?
* Great! It's all fun and games until someone loses a neck!
Resurrect
* Glad I could help you with that debt badge thing.
* Okay, but if you die again before my Rezz recharges I'm sending you to the hospital without dinner.
* Faceplant... well I guess we know who's not a team player in THIS group!
* Before I do this you have to promise me you won't try to start a whole religion around yourself first... deal?
* Will the real Nemesis plot initiator please rise up!
Grant Invisibility
* Whoa! Seriously... I need a break from your face.
* Okay, but you have to promise no wedgies, swirlies or peeking at me while I'm in the bathroom...
* If you get caught in the (opposite gender of target)'s showers you NEVER HEARD OF ME!
Invisibility
* What do you mean this One Ring has a warning label?
* Mental Note: Swan is psychic... she doesn't have to see me to know I'm there.
* Yeah, it's a cool power but my room mate's girlfriend says my heavy breathing always gives me away.
* Have you seen Hollow Man? Great flick... Why? No reason.
Recall Friend
* I remember Roy... (rimshot)
* For the love of... I am NOT your personal TRAVEL POWER!
* Thank you for flying "Tired of Waiting For Your Slow A**" Airlines...
* Tick me off and I'll make sure you NEVER reach that mission door.
Fireball
* Goodness gracious Great Balls of Fire!
* Anyone ELSE need their coffee reheated?!
* Wait... that's not Healing Aura!
* And now the speciality de la maison! Villains A La Flambe!
* What the heck this has to do with gravity...? I got nothin'...
Rise of the Phoenix
* OOOOOOH! That TINGLES!
* What a RUSH!
* ACK! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot!
* Yes, the flames a fair indication that I did NOT in fact come back from heaven.
* If I see one... JUST ONE... marshmallow on a stick... I'll reverse propel you into a junkyard!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
*cheers wildly for Steelclaw*
Also... FPASC!!!
@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
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Gesundheit!
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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight
Also... FPASC!!!
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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Steelclaw, great suggestions. Most will be making it into my list. Im planning to set them up in a 1 in 20-50 rotation for saying something about 5% of the time.
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This made me laugh exceptionally hard for some reason
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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
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Thank you, Champion.
I have a 50 grav/emp troller and have been using the same sayings forever for the powers. I have it set up in a rolling bindfile macro where the saying is uttered about once every 75 activations or so, but want to find some new things to say so that hes isn't say "hey $target, quit laying around" every time my rez triggers the saying. I am considering setting up the same thing for all my powers not just propel and rez, but am having a hard time thinking of something not entirely stupid to put on them. Below is a list of the powers i want to attach these sayings to and any help would be greatly appreciated.
Grav
Crush (Single/AOE)
Gravity Distortion (Single/AOE)
Propel
Wormhole
Singularity
EMP
Heal Other
Resurrect
Stealth
Grant Invisibility
Invisibility
Teleport
Recall Friend
Fire Mastery
Fireball
Rise of the Phoenix