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beyeajus

 

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So Primus came to town and I was all "Yeah Primus" and they sang songs I knew the lyrics too and at the end I was all "Primus rocks" and know I'm super sleepy.

tommy the cat
harold of the rocks
jerry the race car driver
I wanna be a fisherman

totally awesome songs
totally awesome band


 

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Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house, swillin' down those cans of swine.


Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound

 

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I totally thought this thread was about some weird Japanese soft drink.


 

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Originally Posted by Cowman View Post
I totally thought this thread was about some weird Japanese soft drink.
Loli-Cola: Refreshing taste of forbidden youth?


Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound

 

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nice! I was just listening to them on my MP3 player on my break.


 

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Originally Posted by Cowman View Post
I totally thought this thread was about some weird Japanese soft drink.
Me too. I was hoping to see something along the lines of this.



to go along with this Ham flavored Schnappes



and this Bacon flavored Vodka




Now I'm just sad.


 

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Originally Posted by warden_de_dios View Post
So Primus came to town and I was all "Yeah Primus" and they sang songs I knew the lyrics too and at the end I was all "Primus rocks" and know I'm super sleepy.

tommy the cat
harold of the rocks
jerry the race car driver
I wanna be a fisherman

totally awesome songs
totally awesome band



Primus sucks! Would love to catch a show.

Jer



 

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I thought this was going to be about a new flavor of Jones Soda.


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Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
Loli-Cola: Refreshing taste of forbidden youth?
No, Tentacle Grape. Yes, it's real. It's one of those things where you're better off not knowing the pun.


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Originally Posted by McNum View Post
No, Tentacle Grape. Yes, it's real. It's one of those things where you're better off not knowing the pun.
Geez, I opened up that link in the middle of class. >_<

Heh, I'll look at it later though.


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too sweet, haven't thought about them in a couple of years now.........


off to sail the seas of cheese for awhile, and bring back the hazy memories of high school


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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I love Primus. They ride the line between absolute crap and fantastic musical genius. I think it's the bass that really pushes it toward genius.


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Repurposed

 

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Originally Posted by Zekiran_Immortal View Post
I love Primus. They ride the line between absolute crap and fantastic musical genius. I think it's the bass that really pushes it toward genius.
I concur.

*off to listen to some Antipop*


 

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Originally Posted by SeedyXX View Post



Primus sucks! Would love to catch a show.

Jer
I'm confused. Primus rocks, why would anyone say they suck?

Also... my mp3 player hit 'My Tourniquet' by Evanescence... and I noticed your avatar kept the beat with it... I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.


 

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Originally Posted by Rock_Crag View Post
I'm confused. Primus rocks, why would anyone say they suck?
If they wore it to a Primus concert and are up on someone's shoulders cheering, I imagine they would say it ironically.


Goodbye may seem forever
Farewell is like the end
But in my heart's the memory
And there you'll always be
-- The Fox and the Hound

 

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Originally Posted by Rock_Crag View Post
I'm confused. Primus rocks, why would anyone say they suck?
There's an Urban Dictionary entry:

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1. Primus sucks 239 up, 10 down
buy primus sucks mugs, tshirts and magnets
It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.
WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck **** u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight
edjucating the masses
Professor Nutbutter