If history got a gritty reboot
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BafflingBeerMan,
Posted on: 2010-09-15 22:03 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
wait, are they somehow saying that Teddy Roosevelt didn't roam the lands as a mercenary warrior, slaying monsters, bedding women, and eventually ruling his own kingdom?
By Crom! BULLY!
History class would certainly be more exciting.
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Originally Posted by LiquidX
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Actually I thought 5 was superfluous. The shot of Churchill with the tommy gun is real, they didn't need to strap a bandoleer of grenades on his chest and a LMG on his back.
But that's just me. I've read some of his books about what he did in his youth, and he was badass enough without hyperbole.
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#4 should have won, it was by far the funniest one of them all.
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Originally Posted by Veritech
wait, are they somehow saying that Teddy Roosevelt didn't roam the lands as a mercenary warrior, slaying monsters, bedding women, and eventually ruling his own kingdom?
By Crom! BULLY! |
Incidentally, he's been working as a freelance demon slayer for the FBI since '77, but is currently taking time off to record new material with Lady Gaga.
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
I liked 17, 16 and 15
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if that was history then history would suck as bad as movies do.
History as it is rocks... it's just not taught well.
the idea was better than the execution, but I did get a chuckle from a couple of them.
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Originally Posted by sleestack
#4 should have won, it was by far the funniest one of them all.
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I agree.
Sad thing is you could title that article "historical movie scripts in development" for all the accuracy Hollywood tries to preserve.
So you are saying Nixon really didn't have a claw as a hand?
And Ali knocked out the polar bear from Lost?
"Ben is short for Frank."
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Wow. I nerver knew William Howard Taft was so buildt!
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Originally Posted by Veritech
By Crom! BULLY!
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waitaminute, i thought Elvis just went home. Damn you Tommy Lee Jones!!! |
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No, that was Elvis.
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I'd totally read/watch #16.
#8 and #5 are also made of win.