The Youtube OMG Drafting thread

We have seen many videos on youtube. Some good some, bad and some that just defy logic. Yet somehow we keep watching these things over and over again. the purpose of this draft is to find those awesome videos that we just can't help watching over and over again. Whether they are that good or that bad.

The rules are as follows.

Submissions will be of one of four categories.

KITTEH!! (or animals in general)

--is for animals doing silly or cute things. Whether they are playing or just failing at something. entries should be one be only and no montages. In addition, no deceptions of animal cruelty may be shown. The animal may hurt itself, but it must not be something caused by people. IE, squirrel launchers, people throwing water on cats, someone throwing an animal at another animal, animals violating other animals, etc.

Awesomely Bad Music Videos

--is for those music videos done either by fans for songs they love, amateur bands trying to get their name out there or professionals with to much money and no common sense. Again no picture montages.

FAIL!!

--is for videos of failing. Please do not post anything that shows a child being hurt in a serious way. If someone gets hurt it must be shown to be a minor injury. A kid getting hit with a beach ball and falling down is ok. A kid getting hit with a bat is not. Common sense here people.

Animation

--is self explanatory. Whether hand drawn style, CGI, puppets, stop motion, or machinima. Nothing to graphic or vulgar please.

Each drafter will have 24 hours in which to make their pick. If we go to a weekend and you think there is a chance you may be away, please send me your top three choices for the category you wish to submit for. If you miss your pick you will have to wait until the the end of the draft to make it up. Each category will go up against each other until we get to the top four.

When you make your pick please specify which category you are picking for.

For example: (Bad Music Video) Toddlers sing "Happy Happy Joy Joy"

You may select each category once and in any order you so choose. Once you have made your selection, PM the next person to let them know it is their turn. If your video is NSFW you must mark it so.

Any other clarifications will be added as needed. If you have questions feel free to ask.

Now on with the draft. Also in addtion just so we are clear all videos submitted have the potential to be

NSFW!!

1. *Blood Spectre*

(KITTEH!!) Dramatic Look Gopher
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
(FAIL!) LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!
(Animation) Meet The Spy.

2. Shawn Sage

(KITTEH!!) Kitten vs. Watermelon
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
(FAIL!!) Pantomime Fail
(Animation) Slaughter Your World

3. *Quasadu*

(KITTEH!!) Gesundheit!
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Gimme dat bacon!
(FAIL!) Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail
(Animation) The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

4. *Marcian Tobay*

(KITTEH!!) Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
(FAIL!) The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
(Animation) Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger

5. *GeneralKnowledge*

(KITTEH!!) Surprised Kitty
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) 4chan: The Music Video
(FAIL!!) MMO Freakout Kid
(Animation) Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

6. !Teldon!

(KITTEH!!) Human Cat Perch
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Tight Pants/Body Rolls
(FAIL!!) Fat Kid Fail
(Animation) Hot Na'vi Sex

7. *HellSpite*

(KITTEH!!) Kittens, inspired by Kittens!!!!
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) The Mean Kitty Song.
(FAIL!!) An Innocuous Toy
(Animation) Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

8. DMystic

(KITTEH!!) i are cute kitten
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) 8-bit trip
(FAIL!!) Parking Fail
(Animation) Scorpion Man

9. Kitsune9tails

(KITTEH!!) The Engineer's Guide to Cats
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Superman Theme Song parody
(FAIL!!) Elevator Suplex
(Animation) A Gentleman's Duel

10. *Judas_Ace*

(KITTEH!!) Pinky's Revenge
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Mini Daddy
(FAIL!!) Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
(Animation) Farting Elves!

11. *White Hot Flash*

(KITTEH!!) Ninja Cat
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Get Down Goblin
(FAIL!!) fake XBox 360 for Christmas (follow up)
(Animation) Look At My Horse

12. !_Echoo_!

(KITTEH!!) Bruce the Cat vs the Springer Puppy
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"
(FAIL!!) Bullying The Bully
(Animation) Please Say Something

13. *Mr. DJ*

(KITTEH!!) Corgi back talk
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku"
(FAIL!!) Boxing Fail
(Animation) Kinetic Typography

14. *Zikar*

(KITTEH!!) Rat loves cat!
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Don't copy that floppy!
(FAIL!!) How not to deploy a Flash Bang!
(Animation) Charlie the Unicorn!

15. *Dark Ether*

(KITTEH!!) Nora, the Piano Playing Cat.
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Just say <shudder>
(FAIL!!) Beer Run Fail
(Animation) Horn Okay Please

16. NewAgeKnight

(KITTEH!!) Monkey Doo
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover
(FAIL!!) Watermelon Smash Fail
(Animation) Coconuts

You really needed at least one other category in this. The WTF category where when it is done you aren't really sure what you just watched but you know it disturbed you. The best example of that category I can think of would be Rubber Johnny

I know, kinda threadjacked this but at least now several people are probably going to have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Right in the middle this time, it could be worse.

I have my Bad Music Video Pick in my head. No one has heard of it. Everyone will agree.

Oh hey look at that, I'm first.

be right back.

In the Category pf Kitteh! I submit possibly the most watched animal video ever.

Or do I?

Dramatic Look.

nice.

Here's hoping that Marcian isn't thinking of the same music video I am.

I'm going to try for vids that I don't think everyone's seen, rather than the standard favorites. My biggest worry is that mine cross the line from "wtf" to "OMG MY EYEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

we may need brain bleach

Contacting a person known as Spooky Dan, as I believe only he knows where to find the video...

In the Awesomely Bad Music Video category, I present:

Best. Rickroll. EVAR.

Bah! I have one for the animation section that would make peoples minds melt. But Im not on your list. So nyaaah, all mine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zwillinger GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Photon NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

Dang it. I was going to use a rick roll for my music pick.

And I was going to use Chocolate Rain. But now I feel it's already been trumped. I'll have to think fast...

OK, since my classic pick for music now just feels cheap, I'll go with a classic pick for stupidly cute animals (aka the KITTEH! category).

Gesundheit!

I'm surprised there is no "amazing feats" category.

In the animation category, I give you very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV. Watch it in its entirety. Swish the words around as wine in your pallet.

Marcian, I can top that with levels of weirdness.

I present for the music video category, (as dubbed so by a freind of mine)

4chan: The Music Video

Life Lesson #4763

When wearing Tight Pants, you need to activate them.

This is a video by Leslie and the Lys, it is my submission for Awesomely Bad Music Video

In the wonderful catergory called Kitteh, i present to you

KITTENS, inspired by KITTENS!!!