The Youtube OMG Drafting thread
By
Amy_Amp,
Posted on: 2010-08-12 10:04 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
Marcian, oh Marcian. Come out and plaAay!!
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
I found it in the nick of time! The video I was hinting at in the beginning. I don't know if it's a parenting fail or an awesome music video, but I'm going with ABMV.
I present: Very little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy. A parent filmed their precious little girl singing about how fantastic future-heroine is. Complete with erotic moans and discussion of the gloriously disgusting drug market.
And now, it's my turn.
In animation, I piggyback a bit of of Teldon (same animator) but something much, MUCH more suited to win.
Nicolas Cage Wants Cake. Do you want this cake?
For my fail entry I give you Fat Kid Fail
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
Seeing as I don't have A choice for Music, I choose my fallback for kitties,
The Mean Kitty Song.
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jeebus that was a good choice. I think I would vote for that one over my own ABMV pick.
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Originally Posted by HellSpite
Seeing as I don't have A choice for Music, I choose my fallback for kitties,
The Mean Kitty Song. |
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
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I am surprised that only two of his videos have been entered. There are at least three more of his that are better then the ones we picked.
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Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
And now, it's my turn.
In animation, I piggyback a bit of of Teldon (same animator) but something much, MUCH more suited to win. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake. Do you want this cake? |
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
By any chance, does one of those cartoons involve grass man?
Didn't realize it was my turn again so here goes.
For the category of fail I present
Parking Fail
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Maaaybe.....|
Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
By any chance, does one of those cartoons involve grass man?
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Also just to let everyone know there will be one more surprise when the final pick for the forth round of drafting is done.
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Originally Posted by DMystic
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Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
Got my next pick ready...just waiting for my turn..
***keeps checking the pot to see if it's boiling yet***
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
There were so many things I wanted to pick, but this won out for great animation, storyline, and overall fun.
A Gentleman's Duel
Story Arcs I created:
Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!
Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!
Any hints to this suprise?
In the category of fail, I give you:
Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
I see your epic fail robber, Judas, and raise you one Epic-level FAIL performance on the part of the parents who gave their child a fake XBox 360 for Christmas.
If I were the kid in this video, I'd save it, and pull it out every time my parents gave me crap about anything. They ought to relive the joy-turned-heartache for the rest of their miserable lives.
Bonus fail for the brother on the camera who was telling him to look at the camera and cry.
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
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bang bang baby|
Originally Posted by HellSpite
Any hints to this suprise?
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Originally Posted by Judas_Ace
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Originally Posted by White Hot Flash
I see your epic fail robber, Judas, and raise you one Epic-level FAIL performance on the part of the parents who gave their child a fake XBox 360 for Christmas.
If I were the kid in this video, I'd save it, and pull it out every time my parents gave me crap about anything. They ought to relive the joy-turned-heartache for the rest of their miserable lives. Bonus fail for the brother on the camera who was telling him to look at the camera and cry. |
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
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What I love about that is the buildup once the bits of the cieling start coming down. It's not just *whoomph* and he's down, you see bits and pieces first. It's comedic gold |
Originally Posted by Judas_Ace
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KITTEH!! choice: Bruce the Cat vs the Springer Puppy
I don't usually go trawling Youtube for cute videos but woah, there are a scary number of them out there. Had to pick a video with a springer pup in it, because springer spaniels are awesome dogs. 
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hehe so far as I have reviewed each entry there really is no throw away picks. Each one is strong on it's own.
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Originally Posted by Zikar
What I love about that is the buildup once the bits of the cieling start coming down. It's not just *whoomph* and he's down, you see bits and pieces first. It's comedic gold
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Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
Updated and current list. Please note just to be safe all entries are considered NSFW
ABMV=Awesomely Bad Music Video
1. Blood Spectre
(KITTEH!!) Dramatic Look Gopher
(ABMV) The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
(FAIL!) LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!
(Animation)
2. Shawn Sage
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
(FAIL!!) Pantomime Fail
(Animation) Slaughter Your World
3. Quasadu
(KITTEH!!) Gesundheit!
(ABMV)
(FAIL!) Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail
(Animation) The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
4. Marcian Tobay
(KITTEH!!) Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels
(ABMV) Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
(FAIL!)
(Animation) Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger
5. GeneralKnowledge
(KITTEH!!) Surprised Kitty
(ABMV) 4chan: The Music Video
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Nicolas Cage Wants Cake
6. Teldon
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Tight Pants/Body Rolls
(FAIL!!) Fat Kid Fail
(Animation) Hot Na'vi Sex
7. HellSpite
(KITTEH!!) Kittens, inspired by Kittens!!!!
(ABMV) The Mean Kitty Song.
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
8. DMystic
(KITTEH!!) i are cute kitten
(ABMV) 8-bit trip
(FAIL!!) Parking Fail
(Animation) Scorpion Man
9. Kitsune9tails
(KITTEH!!) The Engineer's Guide to Cats
(ABMV) Superman Theme Song parody
(FAIL!!) Elevator Suplex
(Animation) A Gentleman's Duel
10. Judas_Ace
(KITTEH!!) Pinky's Revenge
(ABMV) Mini Daddy
(FAIL!!) Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
(Animation) Farting Elves!
11. White Hot Flash
(KITTEH!!) [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M"]Ninja Cat[/URL
(ABMV) Get Down Goblin
(FAIL!!) fake XBox 360 for Christmas (follow up)
(Animation) Look At My Horse
12. _Echoo_
(KITTEH!!) Bruce the Cat vs the Springer Puppy
(ABMV) Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"
(FAIL!!) Bullying The Bully
(Animation) Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight (in two parts)
13. Mr. DJ
(KITTEH!!) Corgi back talk
(ABMV) Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku"
(FAIL!!) Boxing Fail
(Animation) Kinetic Typography
14. Zikar
(KITTEH!!) Rat loves cat!
(ABMV) Don't copy that floppy!
(FAIL!!) How not to deploy a Flash Bang!
(Animation) Charlie the Unicorn!
15. Dark Ether
(KITTEH!!) Nora, the Piano Playing Cat.
(ABMV) Just say <shudder>
(FAIL!!) Beer Run Fail
(Animation) Horn Okay Please
16. NewAgeKnight
(KITTEH!!) Monkey Doo
(ABMV) Terrible Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover
(FAIL!!) Watermelon Smash Fail
(Animation) Coconuts
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
for animation 
Matt Foley in Kinetic Typography
For my Fail, I present!
How not to deploy a Flash Bang!
Time for my ABMV. Unfortunately, this is is a MV where they actually tried to make it cool. And it is soooooo very, very horrible:
Just say <shudder>
I apologize in advance for even linking it. This may kill all our cute kitties and crash the internet.
My Deviant Art page link-link
CoH/V Fan Videos
Updated and current list. Please note just to be safe all entries are considered NSFW
ABMV=Awesomely Bad Music Video
1. Blood Spectre
(KITTEH!!) Dramatic Look Gopher
(ABMV) The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
(FAIL!) LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!
(Animation)
2. Shawn Sage
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
(FAIL!!) Pantomime Fail
(Animation) Slaughter Your World
3. Quasadu
(KITTEH!!) Gesundheit!
(ABMV)
(FAIL!) Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail
(Animation) The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
4. Marcian Tobay
(KITTEH!!) Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels
(ABMV) Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
(FAIL!)
(Animation) Mark Twain's Mysterious Stranger
5. GeneralKnowledge
(KITTEH!!) Surprised Kitty
(ABMV) 4chan: The Music Video
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Nicolas Cage Wants Cake
6. Teldon
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Tight Pants/Body Rolls
(FAIL!!) Fat Kid Fail
(Animation) Hot Na'vi Sex
7. HellSpite
(KITTEH!!) Kittens, inspired by Kittens!!!!
(ABMV) The Mean Kitty Song.
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
8. DMystic
(KITTEH!!) i are cute kitten
(ABMV) 8-bit trip
(FAIL!!) Parking Fail
(Animation)
9. Kitsune9tails
(KITTEH!!) The Engineer's Guide to Cats
(ABMV) Superman Theme Song parody
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) A Gentleman's Duel
10. Judas_Ace
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Mini Daddy
(FAIL!!) Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
(Animation) Farting Elves!
11. White Hot Flash
(KITTEH!!)
(ABMV) Get Down Goblin
(FAIL!!) fake XBox 360 for Christmas (follow up)
(Animation) Look At My Horse
12. _Echoo_
(KITTEH!!) Bruce the Cat vs the Springer Puppy
(ABMV) Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight (in two parts)
13. Mr. DJ
(KITTEH!!) Corgi back talk
(ABMV) Soulja Boy "I Look Like Goku"
(FAIL!!)
(Animation)
14. Zikar
(KITTEH!!) Rat loves cat!
(ABMV)
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Charlie the Unicorn!
15. Dark Ether
(KITTEH!!) Nora, the Piano Playing Cat.
(ABMV)
(FAIL!!) Beer Run Fail
(Animation)
16. NewAgeKnight
(KITTEH!!) Monkey Doo
(ABMV)
(FAIL!!)
(Animation) Coconuts
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon