Joss Whedon Guest Author?


Anarchist_Kitten

 

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How cool would it be to have a Joss Whedon story arc?


 

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You fall in love with the new NPC's he crafts in missions 1 and 2... then watch as he slowly kills them off one by one in missions 3 and 4. In mission 5, you have to click glowies which are piles of rocks for grave sites, to complete the arc.

I'd do it.


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Oh dear, a whole story arc to make me feel like.. "Why did I even bother to do this? Everyone died anyways :C "





 

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I'm pretty sure I would pee my pants if Joss ever wrote an arc on here! After that, I would totally play it and cry every single time at the tragic love story he would create!



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Sure, I'll bite.

No.

Because I've watched his story, the only story he writes, a dozen times.

Yeah, it's really good.

But I have now seen it before.

He needs new tropes to subvert.


 

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*reserves space for 'Joss Whedon is my Master Of' badge*


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His main character would be a tiny girl with a small chest..

... oh wait, our character engine doesn't really support that =/


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Would only be cool if every mission had this exchange of dialogue between characters in it...

-Shadowcat: Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together and don't panic or overreact...you'll see. We're stronger than this.
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How cool would it be to have a Joss Whedon story arc?
Let's hope it never comes to pass.


 

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How cool would it be to have a Joss Whedon story arc?
I'd like to see it and play it. I know I'd have to show it to my mom as well, she's a big Whedonite.

My guess on what would happen:

Young girl is attacked by hordes of vampires, werewolves, and zombies. She fights, tooth and nail, not to be killed and eaten (not necessarily in that order). She has no superpowers aside from an extraordinary will to live. She manages to survive her ordeal but somehow gets the idea that she now does have superpowers. The arc's contact is that girl's mother, she wants you to stop her daughter from getting herself killed as she tries to find herself amongst the undead underbelly of Paragon. Along the way she'll learn that she doesn't actually have superpowers - but maybe that's not what matters. Maybe what matters is that she's willing to do what it takes so that these monsters won't harm other little girls and boys.

Of course, she dies horribly in a mismatched, misguided battle and it is your job to step in and finish what she started or else things will end up worse than they were before she went nutso-bananas.


 

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I'd like to see it and play it. I know I'd have to show it to my mom as well, she's a big Whedonite.

My guess on what would happen:

Young girl is attacked by hordes of vampires, werewolves, and zombies. She fights, tooth and nail, not to be killed and eaten (not necessarily in that order). She has no superpowers aside from an extraordinary will to live. She manages to survive her ordeal but somehow gets the idea that she now does have superpowers. The arc's contact is that girl's mother, she wants you to stop her daughter from getting herself killed as she tries to find herself amongst the undead underbelly of Paragon. Along the way she'll learn that she doesn't actually have superpowers - but maybe that's not what matters. Maybe what matters is that she's willing to do what it takes so that these monsters won't harm other little girls and boys.

Of course, she dies horribly in a mismatched, misguided battle and it is your job to step in and finish what she started or else things will end up worse than they were before she went nutso-bananas.
+1


 

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How cool would it be to have a Joss Whedon story arc?
Isn't he the empowered female prostitute guy?

Probably be a dominatrix arch, I'd pass.


 

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Isn't he the empowered female prostitute guy?

Probably be a dominatrix arch, I'd pass.
No, that's Adam Warren. Joss Whedon is the man I'm not allowed to provide details about without violating my restrainnig order.


 

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He would still be better than a Stephen King arc, where in the end the hero would end up maimed, insane, dead or some combination of the three. The villain doing the arc would get perma-death and auto-deleted from the server.

Either way it would be interesting to do Josh's arc.


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