the world's foremost expert in the Dark Melee/Dark Armor Scrappers


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Mike Jatczak is a mostly unpublished writer from the abyss known as Detroit, Michigan. He is the world's foremost expert in the Dark Melee/Dark Armor Scrappers in the City of Heroes MMORPG, soloing three separate characters to level 50.
This came up in a thread about an unofficial CoH guide in the Player Questions section here: http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=225186. I think it's funny and I wanted to share.


 

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I saw that thread! lmao!


Spines/ D A lvl 50 Scrap, stone/wm lvl 50 tank, Kat/reg lvl 50 Scrap
Grav/Kin lvl 50 Cont, Fire/Enegry lvl 50 Blast
Warshade lvl 50, PB lvl 39, nightwidow lvl 50, crab lvl 42
plant/thorns lvl 50 dom, ice/fire lvl 40 dom, grav/nrg lvl 41 dom

 

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Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
*SPIT-TAKE*

It's on his RESUME!?!?!?

OMG.


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I wonder if that was the guy from the scrapper forums that wrote the DM/DA Bible ? The_gamemaster have not seen him post in forever.


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Langar Thurs-Katana/SR 50; Hejtmane-DM/DA 50
Rogue Spear-Spines/DA 50; Hypnosis-Ill/Rad 50
Sir Thomas Theroux-DM/SR 50; Melted Copper-Fire/Shield 50
Byzantine Warrior-DB/ELA 50;Blade Tempo-50 DB/EA

 

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Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
*SPIT-TAKE*

It's on his RESUME!?!?!?

OMG.
I wouldn't have posted that link if it weren't because then I could not be certain it was really him. And it wouldn't have been funny.


total kick to the gut

This is like having Ra's Al Ghul show up at your birthday party.

 

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Yeah, pretty bold calling yourself the "world's foremost expert." L-O-L!

I'd love to see him post a build here. Or even dispense advice.


 

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He wouldn't post here. He knows he would get run out of here. Trying to make money off of stuff people do for free. The worst part is that... actually, that is the worst part. Shameful


"All problems can be solved by throwing enough scrappers at it."

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Originally Posted by Fury Flechette View Post
Is this him? Dark_Mike?

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=115168

Guide was written back in issue 7.

No he said DM/DA

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showt...=dm%2Fda+bible

I know this guy leveled 3 DM/DA scrappers have not seen him in something like 6months to a year now


Pinnacle
Langar Thurs-Katana/SR 50; Hejtmane-DM/DA 50
Rogue Spear-Spines/DA 50; Hypnosis-Ill/Rad 50
Sir Thomas Theroux-DM/SR 50; Melted Copper-Fire/Shield 50
Byzantine Warrior-DB/ELA 50;Blade Tempo-50 DB/EA

 

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You're thinking of The_Gamemaster, I think. I'm pretty sure the guy referenced here is *not* that person.


 

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Originally Posted by Hejtmane View Post
No he said DM/DA

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showt...=dm%2Fda+bible

I know this guy leveled 3 DM/DA scrappers have not seen him in something like 6months to a year now
He leveled 3 DM/DA scrappers without kb protection? All of his builds don't have acrobatics. Wow, standards for builds have certainly changed. To be fair, I'm sure the author would build differently today.


 

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Originally Posted by Fury Flechette View Post
He leveled 3 DM/DA scrappers without kb protection? All of his builds don't have acrobatics. Wow, standards for builds have certainly changed. To be fair, I'm sure the author would build differently today.
Yes some of that is outdated a lot of changes from the game since the time he played those toons the guide was pre IO's

In fact I started one back in I2 before Dark Armor could even stack, then we had where the tohit buff was like 35% in COF and it was a mag 3 hold and the acc was like 95%

Then DM went through the Buzz saw era which was nerfed with the animation change (that was an accident) but it led to a siphon life buff


Pinnacle
Langar Thurs-Katana/SR 50; Hejtmane-DM/DA 50
Rogue Spear-Spines/DA 50; Hypnosis-Ill/Rad 50
Sir Thomas Theroux-DM/SR 50; Melted Copper-Fire/Shield 50
Byzantine Warrior-DB/ELA 50;Blade Tempo-50 DB/EA

 

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Im glad someone mentioned The_gamemaster; Desmodos deserves a lot of credit as well - both have made great contributions.


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I was trying to decide which was worse...

selling an old, outdated guide for $30 or putting in on your resume.

I'm going with the resume.


 

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Originally Posted by Jetpack View Post
I was trying to decide which was worse...

selling an old, outdated guide for $30 or putting in on your resume.

I'm going with the resume.
Definitely the resume--though he should've stuck with:

"WORLD'S FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON DM/DA SCRAPPERS"


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Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
Definitely the resume--though he should've stuck with:

"WORLD'S FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON DM/DA SCRAPPERS"



I'd get that on the business cards, for sure!


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