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Have they added Rikti to Google Translate yet?
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Originally Posted by Alasdair
Have they added Rikti to Google Translate yet?
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"Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air " |
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Holy crap!! I've been waiting for that for 5 years!!! Whohoo!! |
Originally Posted by ShadowNate
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Oh great, I16 will summon Cthulhu.
Ok, maybe i'm just stupid, but i don't get it?
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It's supposed to be a joke, like "Hey, here's some I16 info!" when there never was any I16 info to begin with. It's pretty much the equivalent of a RickRoll.
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Originally Posted by ObiWan_NA
Ok, maybe i'm just stupid, but i don't get it?
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Originally Posted by Arcanaville
Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.
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And up the post count. You dirty post *****.
@Lasher
First Of The Year
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Originally Posted by Edgar Allan Poe
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
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*Looks up from his summoning circle*|
Originally Posted by Prof_Backfire
Oh great, I16 will summon Cthulhu.
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It's gonna do what?!
*Angrily throws ritual dagger and copy of the Necronomicon to the floor*
Great, now what am I gonna do with all this goat blood? Do you have any idea how hard was to get 200 gallons of the stuff?!
Grumble ... Stupid devs, not telling me that they were gonna raise Great Cthulhu ...
*Storms off*
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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Originally Posted by GoliathBirdEater
*Looks up from his summoning circle*
It's gonna do what?! *Angrily throws ritual dagger and copy of the Necronomicon to the floor* Great, now what am I gonna do with all this goat blood? Do you have any idea how hard was to get 200 gallons of the stuff?! Grumble ... Stupid devs, not telling me that they were gonna raise Great Cthulhu ... *Storms off* |
*hands the phone number and adress of Will smith*
There you go, part of your sevrence package.
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Can I exchange this for the phone number and address of DJ Jazzy Jeff? He'd probably appreciate somebody sending him a gift basket more than Will Smith would. I mean, not that Will wouldn't appreciate it; he's a cool guy and would surely think it a nice gesture by one of his fans. But I think Jeff just kinda needs it more, y'know what I mean?
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
Oh dear....
*hands the phone number and adress of Will smith* There you go, part of your sevrence package. |
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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:P Something interesting I noticed, almost all the hate (and -rep) i have received for this post has came from NA. We Americans must think this is serious business! |
Originally Posted by The_Coming_Storm
Go kill yourself and destroy your gonads for good measure.
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Common guys, chill out and have some fun.
*edit* If you seen the last couple of movies hes been in youd know he needs some TLC, they were awful.
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I speak fluent gibberish (as if you couldn't have guessed that).. so here's the translation:|
Originally Posted by ShadowNate
Guys you won't believe it but I found a bunch of new info on issue 16!
Okay so you though power customization was awsome wait untill they show and that was SO cash! Anyway I hope you guys are as excited as I am! |
Issue 16 shall feature several new and innovative methods of Customizing both your character's appearance and powers... here follows two of them:
* Enhanced Boob Slider: The boob slider will now have greater range and flexibility. Those of you who have wanted to make young girl characters (I'll refrain from making any guesses about WHY you'd want to do that you sick.. ahem...) will be able to take the Ironing Board option. For those who thought the max slider setting just wasn't quite big enough, you can now opt for the Goodyear size setting. At the largest setting you gain access to the new Pontoons Power Pool.
Pontoons:
6th level: Strategic Padding: Small Resist Damage against smashing, negative and cold damage. When hit for cold based damage the padding grows defensive spikes that can poke at the opponent for minimal damage. (think about it)
6th level: Torso Tortion Trauma: Twisting in a sharp motion you can strike at your opponent for moderate smashing damage and knockback. Some opponents may be stunned with a happy smile on their face by this attack.
14th level: Macy's Day Parade Float: New Travel Power allows for much faster travel in the water, with impressive waves that will wash up on shore and do damage and knockback to opponents. Also the user can inhale deeply and float up into the air. This aspect of the travel power CAN be faster than Fly or slower than Hover depending on wind velocity at the time. Can not control direction. This power requires at least one 6th level power from this set to be possessed first.
20th level: Inhale... Exhale...: As long as the player keeps up the breathing exercise most males in PBAoE range will act mesmerized, not doing anything but staring unless attacked. During this time they will also drool, so if left in this state long enough, enemies will have a chance of slipping and falling once they do start moving again. Females in this area of effect will act as though Taunted. Note: For some unknown reason some females will act mesmerized and some males only roll their eyes and mutter "tacky" under their breath. This power requires the 14th level Pontoon power be taken first.
* Increased Anatomical Dynamics: The physics engine has undergone extensive enhancements with regards to certain anatomical features and the effects of blows, trauma, jumping, flying, impact and the occassional shimmying. To put it in layman's terms the game just got boob-physics. You thought too many people liked to jump up and down when they got bored waiting at mission entrances? Just wait.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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More realistic looking bust shapes would be very nice - but those suggestions are a little extreme |
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
I speak fluent gibberish (as if you couldn't have guessed that).. so here's the translation:
Issue 16 shall feature several new and innovative methods of Customizing both your character's appearance and powers... here follows two of them: * Enhanced Boob Slider: The boob slider will now have greater range and flexibility. Those of you who have wanted to make young girl characters (I'll refrain from making any guesses about WHY you'd want to do that you sick.. ahem...) will be able to take the Ironing Board option. For those who thought the max slider setting just wasn't quite big enough, you can now opt for the Goodyear size setting. At the largest setting you gain access to the new Pontoons Power Pool. Pontoons: 6th level: Strategic Padding: Small Resist Damage against smashing, negative and cold damage. When hit for cold based damage the padding grows defensive spikes that can poke at the opponent for minimal damage. (think about it) 6th level: Torso Tortion Trauma: Twisting in a sharp motion you can strike at your opponent for moderate smashing damage and knockback. Some opponents may be stunned with a happy smile on their face by this attack. 14th level: Macy's Day Parade Float: New Travel Power allows for much faster travel in the water, with impressive waves that will wash up on shore and do damage and knockback to opponents. Also the user can inhale deeply and float up into the air. This aspect of the travel power CAN be faster than Fly or slower than Hover depending on wind velocity at the time. Can not control direction. This power requires at least one 6th level power from this set to be possessed first. 20th level: Inhale... Exhale...: As long as the player keeps up the breathing exercise most males in PBAoE range will act mesmerized, not doing anything but staring unless attacked. During this time they will also drool, so if left in this state long enough, enemies will have a chance of slipping and falling once they do start moving again. Females in this area of effect will act as though Taunted. Note: For some unknown reason some females will act mesmerized and some males only roll their eyes and mutter "tacky" under their breath. This power requires the 14th level Pontoon power be taken first. * Increased Anatomical Dynamics: The physics engine has undergone extensive enhancements with regards to certain anatomical features and the effects of blows, trauma, jumping, flying, impact and the occassional shimmying. To put it in layman's terms the game just got boob-physics. You thought too many people liked to jump up and down when they got bored waiting at mission entrances? Just wait. |
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Good thing I only translated 'em and didn't actually write 'em myself then...|
Originally Posted by Golden_Girl_EU
More realistic looking bust shapes would be very nice - but those suggestions are a little extreme
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::shifty eyes... too wide plastic smile::
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Yeah...so this was funny or something?
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Someone lost their sense of humor on their way to work today. >_>
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Originally Posted by Seek_Trouble
Yeah...so this was funny or something?
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I did give the literal translation hehe.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Good thing I only translated 'em and didn't actually write 'em myself then...
::shifty eyes... too wide plastic smile:: |
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Originally Posted by Seek_Trouble
Yeah...so this was funny or something?
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I didn't really get it either.
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I think the idea that the developers or some strange, paranormal force (is there a difference? Ohohoho) has distorted the text so the leaked feature list is not revealed too early.|
Originally Posted by Ultimus
I didn't really get it either.
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Clever use of .png transparencies I thought. Made me laugh.
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner! I was actually going to make up some silly features but then I got lazy and just copied the lyrics to the themesong of "the fresh prince of bel-air.|
Originally Posted by Alasdair
I think the idea that the developers or some strange, paranormal force (is there a difference? Ohohoho) has distorted the text so the leaked feature list is not revealed too early.
Clever use of .png transparencies I thought. Made me laugh. |
>o> at any rate I lured a good number of people...
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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow
It's supposed to be a joke, like "Hey, here's some I16 info!" when there never was any I16 info to begin with. It's pretty much the equivalent of a RickRoll.
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RiktiRoll?
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Probability:Giving up:You: 0%|
Originally Posted by Kiralyn
RiktiRoll?
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Probability:Letting down:You: 0%
Probability: Running Around: 0%
Probability: Inflicting Injury:You: 0%
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
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Oh, that was good. /em clap
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Originally Posted by GoliathBirdEater
Probability:Giving up:You: 0%
Probability:Letting down:You: 0% Probability: Running Around: 0% Probability: Inflicting Injury:You: 0% |
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Guys you won't believe it but I found a bunch of new info on issue 16!
Okay so you though power customization was awsome wait untill they show
and that was SO cash! Anyway I hope you guys are as excited as I am!
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