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Two penguins waiting at a pedestrian crossing. Chicken walks up to them and says, "Guys, you don't wanna cross that road. You'll never hear the bloody end of it."
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*makes note* That'll make some people chuckle in work later on ^_^ (yes it gets THAT boring)
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I realise I could never hold a candle to some of the efforts in this thread, and that the horse pun thing has had it's moment, but I thought I'd make one anyway. Just because I fetlock it.
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator
heheh, 
*applauds
We could always change the animal in question and pun about some different creature. I reckon if we did we'd never stop herring the end of it tho
Thelonious Monk
oh beehive! 
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We could always change the animal in question and pun about some different creature. I reckon if we did we'd never stop herring the end of it tho
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Must...resist...urge....
I keep poping into this thread, but there never seems to be anything gnu.
I really should do something about this signature.
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I keep poping into this thread, but there never seems to be anything gnu.
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It's stoatally different. You should be able to distinguish the difference weasily
Thelonious Monk
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I keep poping into this thread, but there never seems to be anything gnu.
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It's stoatally different. You should be able to distinguish the difference weasily
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Your just ferreting around for bad puns now.
I really should do something about this signature.
If you're going to go rabbiting on you might as well, just to be gelding the lily.
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I'm glad these puns are equine and not avine. Chicken puns are just fowl.
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Oh cluck off!
(j/k)
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Now, now don't get in a flap, I'm only horsing around. And mum, don't be a silly moo and pun your donkey off. Frankly all this piscine about makes the weeks news all worth it 
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
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I'm glad these puns are equine and not avine. Chicken puns are just fowl.
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Oh cluck off!
(j/k)
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Now, now don't get in a flap, I'm only horsing around. And mum, don't be a silly moo and pun your donkey off. Frankly all this piscine about makes the weeks news all worth it
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Hey don't goat all sentimental or mule be sorry
Thelonious Monk
Ewe are all confusing me 
@Jaw Dropper - Toons of all levels so drop me a line!
Imaginary Inc.
Twitter me!
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Ewe are all confusing me
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I know some fin seems to be up, they've been acting fishy since last night.
Brawling Cactus from a distant planet.
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#4: Talshak the mystic, (as you may or may not know), walked barefoot most of his career, like most mystics, - which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little due to his remote position down in Grendals Gultch in The Hollows, this made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... (Oh, deary me!
this is so bad, it's good) .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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I was about to post an 'I'm sad about all this news re: NCSoft, etc. I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread and in particular the above-quoted joke.
Now if only I had been gibbon some more time, then I could have come up with a 'setter joke...
From Fishes to Pooches eh? Thanks for taking the lead there AP. Be a Pal and don't bowl me over with too many puns. And heaven forbid you ask me to do a cat pun. If you do I'll just have to reply with, "Me? 'Ow?"
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
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No, not yet. I think it's just enjoyin a brief paws.
@SteelRat; @SteelRat2
"Angelina my love, I'm a genius!"
"Of course you are darling, that's why I married you. Physically, you're rather unattractive"
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So may bad puns, but I'm still feline fine.
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator
All this nubby punning has to stop.
Horsefish.
I don't think I quite get this 'pun' thing.
@Rooks
"You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
You're all barking mad!
But it gave me a lot of lulz last night XD
We demand...a shwubbewy!
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Move to Creative section! ,)
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Why? You note Feline the larvae?
Thelonious Monk
I break your horsing about with some bad puns from The City Scoop.
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I'm going to be completely honest when I say I don't hate the Rikti. The Traditionalists are pretty nice when you get to know them, and they're funny as hell when they've had a few drinks. Now the other day I met one named Hi'Fy, a communications officer with a penchant for human films. When we started discussing them, I couldn't help but laugh at the way he recited famous movie quotes. Here's some, and I hope you enjoy. Feel free to guess which is which and from what movie.
Designation: Buck. Objective: Relations with women.
Food: Royale with cheese. Flavor: Tasty.
Plan: Make him a offer. Refusal: Impossible.
Your speech: Directed at me?
Show me: The money!
Elementary: Dear Watson.
Necessity: Larger watercraft.
Admiration: Clever girl.
Gentlemen: Cannot fight here! Location: War Room!
My name: Hedley.
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Necrobond - 50 BS/Inv Scrapper made in I1
Rickar - 50 Bots/FF Mastermind
Anti-Muon - 42 Warshade
Ivory Sicarius - 45 Crab Spider
Aber ja, nat�rlich Hans nass ist, er steht unter einem Wasserfall.
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I'm glad these puns are equine and not avine. Chicken puns are just fowl.
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Oh cluck off!
(j/k)
Thelonious Monk