Ok then.
"The Hamidon is a what what of what?" - Brian the mission guy.
This a CoX joke thread in times of need Scarlet? - don't make me bring the Punder! 
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This a CoX joke thread in times of need Scarlet? - don't make me bring the Punder!
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Ya I reckon we could all do with a bit of a smile, and if you can't laugh with me... laugh at me
Thelonious Monk
#1: A Vahzilok boards an airplane, over each shoulder he is carrying two jet-black bodybags stuffed full of animal carcasses. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
#2: Two coralax swim into a concrete wall in Faultline. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
#3: An electrical Gremlin turns to DeathSurge whilst they are strolling through Cap Au Diable one evening. "I've lost my electron." Says the Gremlin
. "Are you sure?" replies Deathsurge "Yes Sir! replies the Gremlin I'm positive!."
#4: Talshak the mystic, (as you may or may not know), walked barefoot most of his career, like most mystics, - which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little due to his remote position down in Grendals Gultch in The Hollows, this made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... (Oh, deary me!
this is so bad, it's good) .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Oh my god what have I done?!?!?!?!
Thelonious Monk
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#1: A Vahzilok boards an airplane, over each shoulder he is carrying two jet-black bodybags stuffed full of animal carcasses. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
#2: Two coralax swim into a concrete wall in Faultline. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
#3: An electrical Gremlin turns to DeathSurge whilst they are strolling through Cap Au Diable one evening. "I've lost my electron." Says the Gremlin
. "Are you sure?" replies Deathsurge "Yes Sir! replies the Gremlin I'm positive!."
#4: Talshak the mystic, (as you may or may not know), walked barefoot most of his career, like most mystics, - which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little due to his remote position down in Grendals Gultch in The Hollows, this made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... (Oh, deary me!
this is so bad, it's good) .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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You owe me a new keyboard. I've just sprayed coffee all over the old one 
2 fire imps jump down the street...1 stops and says "mm is it me or does it feel abit hot today"
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Oh my god what have I done?!?!?!?!
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You fool. You foolish fool. You unleashed the Puns That Should Not Be on the world. All is set to crash and burn in a groan-tastic Apocolpyse of puns and bawdy limericks.
(although Kudos on the last one Mumsie. How the hell did you come up with that)
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#4: Talshak the mystic, (as you may or may not know), walked barefoot most of his career, like most mystics, - which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little due to his remote position down in Grendals Gultch in The Hollows, this made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... (Oh, deary me!
this is so bad, it's good) .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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lol! I don't know why I found that so funny, but I did!
The above is only my opinion, please don't hate me for it
SG: Suicidal Maniacs @Aurealis
GhostRaptor: Server populations have been trending upwards since Issue 13 release. There are no current plans for any server mergers and we're looking forward to Issue 14 and the rest of the year.
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(although Kudos on the last one Mumsie. How the hell did you come up with that)
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At a guess, either by googling 'top ten puns' or similar or by getting the email that was going around with them on. And then changing the name.
Everyone knows jokes aren't invented, only repeated.
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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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That was terrible
A zombie sees his MM in a street. The MM says "Hi, how're you doing?"
"Ah well, I puss 'n' crumble" came the reply
Thelonious Monk
"We've been rumbled! 
- Flee little ones! FLEE !"
*Activates emergency contingency evacuation plan for Mumsie Inc. minions in Founders Falls.
Q: What did the Zombie say to the Kings Row ******?
A: Keep the tip.
(the NPC not real people)
Mynx, Ms. Liberty & Aurora Borealis was talking about there ideal man what every Super woman expects.
Mynx said she likes her idea man to be Back Alley Brawler as he tall dark and handsome with a nice set of muscular arms to boot
Ms. Liberty said she likes her idea man to be Manticore so she could dive into this trust fund and spend it all on clothes and stuff
Aurora Borealis said her idea man would be Lord Recluse
Mynx & Ms. Liberty was shocked and said but but he a villain
Aurora Borealis goes I know that but just think what all them arms can do...he could do the washing, iron cook dinner look after the kids and vacuumed the home as well as pamper me and give me a massager at the same time
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Q: What did the Zombie say to the Kings Row ******?
A: Keep the tip.
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Mumsies tip of the day:
Thugs Masterminds!: In Mission, Make your minions appear well-trained by ordering them to do what they appear to be doing anyway! - thus impressing your colleagues with what appears to be their excellent training!.
Robotics Masterminds: After a gruelling Strikeforce, a little bit of WD40 sprayed on a small ball of steel wool is perfect for wiping down a baby bot's bot with.
Zombies Masterminds! make sure to pack spare parts
Ninja Masterminds! have them where bells, so you know where their are hiding
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Q: What did the Zombie say to the Kings Row ******?
A: Keep the tip.
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....that's soooo grim, mumsie. 
I say I say I say... Did you hear about the sweet-toothed supervillain who stole nothing but puddings?
He had to be taken in custardy.
...I'll get me cape.
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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Q: What did the Zombie say to the Kings Row ******?
A: Keep the tip.
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That's a horrid rip of Voltaire.
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Talshak the mystic, (as you may or may not know), walked barefoot most of his career, like most mystics, - which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little due to his remote position down in Grendals Gultch in The Hollows, this made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... (Oh, deary me!
this is so bad, it's good) .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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...Baahahahahahaha!
Necrobond - 50 BS/Inv Scrapper made in I1
Rickar - 50 Bots/FF Mastermind
Anti-Muon - 42 Warshade
Ivory Sicarius - 45 Crab Spider
Aber ja, nat�rlich Hans nass ist, er steht unter einem Wasserfall.
Whilst relaxing watching a hilarious television programme one evening, Mr and Mrs DeathSpore mistakenly pour out two glasses of Paraquat instead of their usual beverage...
Luckily they both saw the fungicide.
Dr Vazhilok's Favourite Song:
"Leprosy, I'm not half the man I used to be,
Bits keep falling off of me,
Since I went down,
With Leprosy
Why I lost my toe I don't know
It wouldn't stay.
I lost something long,
Now it's gone,
to Leprosy
Thelonious Monk
[/i]Mumsies tip of the day:[/i]
Diminutive Masterminds!: a wire brush makes an Ideal bed of nails for interrogating a hamster.
Female players!: Playing a male toon?, you can enhance your gender-bending experience by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in Iron filings before logging on.
pocket d holding a party for all super heroes and villains to joins tons show up......a few famous one apper like batman, spiderman, lex luther, superman and a bunch of others ..... all of a sudden like a blinding flash a bunch of people soon got generic heroes as there name
generic hero 001 aka as superman breaks down into tears said im not a number and i was invited to this party and the name isn't a corpyright
When he dies, he'll be laid to rest in a Nemesis Plot
/em getcoat
Thelonious Monk