You know you've played too much COX when ...
By
Aero_,
Posted on: 2008-08-05 06:46 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
when you wake up in a cold sweat at the though of Blaps asking you to do ANOTHER st. Martial tf..
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18) You know about Lesbian Hellions
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11) You get a job at NCsoft, but remain confused between the players and the staff, leaidng to you posting a large amount of secret I13 info on the message boards
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Fixed, for the way these things happen 
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Tho could add this:
[XXX] You got nudie art made of your character 
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Something most of us would never consider... 
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It would seem highly appropriate for Velvet, somehow.
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- You see a bunch of 'yoofs' hanging around outside a shop, looking like trouble... and immediately look above their heads to see if they're 'conning' red or purple.
You get into your car and plug your destination into your SatNav - and then expect to see a little yellow number counting down in the sky above your head as you drive off.
When you walk past a policeman you expect him to thrust his chest out and a cheesy little fanfare to play.
You actually consider jumping fully-clothed off a pier and swimming round the coast to get somewhere, because it's quicker than going through the streets...
... Likewise jumping down a forty-foot height (well, it only knocks a few health points off and they recharge really quickly..)
When you've played so much (levelling up a quartet of new heroes after I12) that you feel the need for a break, and not even Rikti invasion week can get you to work up enough motivation to log in much 
you jump of a 2 meter wall and expect to fly away.
when someone say there leaving a party, you ask for there stuff
at work some says your a good worker and you say cos im 1337
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11) You get a job at NCsoft, but remain confused between the players and the staff, leaidng to you posting a large amount of secret I13 info on the message boards
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Fixed, for the way these things happen
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What!? When did this happen!?
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11) You get a job at NCsoft, but remain confused between the players and the staff, leaidng to you posting a large amount of secret I13 info on the message boards
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Fixed, for the way these things happen
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What!? When did this happen!?
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It hasn't - yet
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
muahahahaha, the terror of NCsoft has yet to apear, and there horror already comes at front. *ppl run around in fear*
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- You see a bunch of 'yoofs' hanging around outside a shop, looking like trouble... and immediately look above their heads to see if they're 'conning' red or purple.
You get into your car and plug your destination into your SatNav - and then expect to see a little yellow number counting down in the sky above your head as you drive off.
When you walk past a policeman you expect him to thrust his chest out and a cheesy little fanfare to play.
You actually consider jumping fully-clothed off a pier and swimming round the coast to get somewhere, because it's quicker than going through the streets...
... Likewise jumping down a forty-foot height (well, it only knocks a few health points off and they recharge really quickly..)
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Man I loled
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- When you hear the sound of a tell coming in even when you're not playing
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This.
You've been locked away in a dark room glued to the screen so long, the only way you can tell how long you've been in there is by the length of your new beard. (or old as the case may be)
@MrMac & @MrMac2
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You use PvP binds during sex
thePhilosopher Martial Arts/Regen/Fire Scrapper
theRegulator Empathy/Energy/Soul Defender
Total Inertia Ice Blast/Kinetics/Psy Corruptor
Total Inferno Ice Blast/Thermal/Leviathan Corruptor
..during intimate moments with your girlfriend you can feel rooks around the corner doing FAPvP,going worpa and at the same time rating your performance to discuss it later on SG forums,make it fun fact of the day,discuss it in SG channel,in SG global channel,on MSN, send it via SMS to spag (go Pyroz tbh)and finally make it his official boards sig.
Basically when you start fantasizing about Rooks irl you know you been playing waaaaaaaay too much.......CoX of course.
You'll never go out in groups of more than six because those boss spawns really slow u down.
At 11 o clock you get everyone out the pub, choose another pub to go to, then choose to go back in the original pub in hopes time resets to 6 o clock that night.
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- When you hear the sound of a tell coming in even when you're not playing
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Man i so TOTALLY heard the tell sound several times last night while i was alttabed out... only to tab back in and nothing :| Got a bit disappointed!
Cos there's no debt you think commiting suicide and being TP'ed to hospital is a viable form of transport.
You wonder why the sun rises and sets less often than you are used to.
You thought the Angel of the north statue was a GM and encouraged a dozen of your friends to beat the living hell out of it.
You have a sudden unexpextad urge to eat purple M+M's whenever you feel threatened.
You looked up empath in the yellow pages last time you were ill.
When an arguement starts your first though is 'We NEED a tank'.
You think a study of Thermal dynamics and the physics of motion is somehow gonna make you phenominally rich.
Going anywhere near a bank can lead to diastorous concequences.
Your convinced if you got the right person to SK you you could be a great Musician/Actor/Artist etc.
You dispaly an unusual attraction to Magnum PI, the mathmatical constant PI , Solicitors that deal with Personal Injury claims and Private Investigators.
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When you walk past a policeman you expect him to thrust his chest out and a cheesy little fanfare to play.
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Not so much expect a little fanfare to play, but to actually hear it playing in your head! 
UNION @Flitz 50, Lead Hose 50, Red Rag 50
DEFIANT Rose Bloodthorn 34
VIGILANCE Captain Caledonia 20 - Yeah, I made toons on the French server coz we only had 4 back then (might have to transfer/recreate them on one of the US servers)
..and many more!
It's possible to play too much CoH/V? 
u keep dreaming about it and possible new costumes for new characters
@crazybonkers
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u keep dreaming about it and possible new costumes for new characters
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...for nearly half a decade...
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
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The sky clouds over and you run for cover thinking there's a Rikti raid on...
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13) You refer to your wife by HER main's name... to her parents.
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Yep.
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
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