Why oh Why oh Why?


Alvan

 

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I blame Chaplain, I really do.

There I was, logging on to CoH quite happily muntered after imbibing a small amount of fizzy alcoholic beverage during the England match and he starts.

Playing to my obvious beer-induced fallacious belief that I am in fact invincible, he suggests a quick Numina TF. I readily accept the gauntlet along with other foolhardy subjects; we embark upon not only a TF when most players are already drunk, but a DRINKING TF...

SOME people in the team have a day off today - not me though... I am desperately hungover and facing a mare of a day at work.

The guilty parties:

Joust - Chaplain you are a very bad man.

Asteria (Anastasia) - Swedish Cider Drinking Nutter who went to bed for an hour AND ACTUALLY CAME BACK to finish the TF off.

G.I. (Captain USA) - My own dear brother - who I argued with throughout. For all the obvious reasons.

Dismiss (Kronos) - The Bootilicious Blaster herself. Or Ice Tank. Sometimes I'm not sure.

Longbow Colonel (Doc Green) - You would expect the elderly to set a good example, but no.

Clot (Bumber Clot) - I thought my binds were a bit off colour... you need to seek professional help mate, you really do.

Law-Less - 3 words. Drunken. Granite. Form.

Thrunge (me) - I know, I've only got myself to blame.

So now my head hurts and I have a peculiar shade of purple at the limits of my vision. Even my teeth ache. I am rambling, so I shall slip back into my half-stupour and hopefully my tale of woe will serve as a warning to anyone who has bothered to read this drivel.

Just say No kids, winners stay in school etc...


 

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Chaplain is indeeed a very bad man!
I had to get up at 7 to take my daughter to school etc and my head feels like little men are inside it and kicking everything in sight!
Any hoo here's a screeny of the memebers of the drunken Numina TF (barring Asteria who had passed out again)
DRUNKEN TF!!!


 

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Should do what I do and only drink a beer when England score. Last night I thought I wasn't going to get one. Then I had my hands full. Good job it was only 2 goals in under 10 minutes else who knows where I'd have to hold the next beer ( brrrrr )

Drinking TF hmmm sounds like fun.

I see Eden plus a case of Carling on the horizon

Faceplant here I come !!!


 

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Drinking TF hmmm sounds like fun.

I see Eden plus a case of Carling on the horizon

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Shot of vodka every time Dutch falls over? My god, we'd die of alcohol poisoning!

Sounds like it was fun GJ dude


 

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Actually I think we should combine two excellent ideas and have an all scrapper drinking TF.


 

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You want to do it with an all blaster team and every time some one dies you have have to drink. Would be fun to see if any one manged to get the AV before they passed out.


 

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You want to do it with an all blaster team and every time some one dies you have have to drink. Would be fun to see if any one manged to get the AV before they passed out.

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Or a Squid-TF. One sip when someone spots a void/quant/cyst or someone gets killed, finish the glass when the whole team faceplants.


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Would we have to be in squid form all the time?


 

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of course, 8 squids is the only way.
my version ,every time you see a quant/void you drink a shot, if you see a cryst you take 2. if someone dies you take 2. 5 if its you. if its a team wipe you have to down 10 shots before someone rezes, otherwise 5 more for each person that is rezzed before you finish. (rezzed also applies to awakens and going to hosp/base)
when you find AV its another 5 shots, if you beat it 10 more, then the last person to return to ocntact has another 10


 

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I was gutted last night that i had to stop drinking as early as i did - feeling sprightly today though and now i'm not regretting it!

Drinking to drunken Eden though has got to be a must!


 

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*sob* i still need to do numia *sob*


 

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hm, reminds me of creatin new toons, lvl em through the hollows till you get no more mishes in 1 night, while being stoned n drunk (and gettin more n more by the minute )... thank god i had day off next day

twas a very disturbin night... in the end i started to see a statesman-smurf conspiracy


"god, how many devs did hami have to sleep with to get ED?"

Total Cat @Stagefright

 

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0.o

Statesman smurf?

*shudders*

Gunna have nightmares about that tonight...


 

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There was a decline in TS chatter as we hit about 12AM with muchos death induced drinkage. The point at which Thrunge fell asleep at the keyboard, was the point I thought Jurrasik wasnt going down.

good one folks. And yes, I did have the day off on Friday. Didnt get up until all traces of drunkeness were gone... So, about 3PM then.



Again again!


 

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good one folks. And yes, I did have the day off on Friday. Didnt get up until all traces of drunkeness were gone... So, about 3PM then

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