10 steps to get a kin to lvl 50 in 10 hours
By
artic1337,
Posted on: 2009-07-08 23:46 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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ZOMG! Formating is your friend!
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I read it as sarcasm since he followed it with a remark similar in tone.
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I suggest you take a look at Alt's posting history and then tell me if you still think he is being sarcastic or dead serious.
Keep in mind, this is a person who runs around filing petitions against players who mention the word "farm" in broadcast and describes himself as "virulently anti-farmer".
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I read it as sarcasm since he followed it with a remark similar in tone.
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I suggest you take a look at Alt's posting history and then tell me if you still think he is being sarcastic or dead serious.
Keep in mind, this is a person who runs around filing petitions against players who mention the word "farm" in broadcast and describes himself as "virulently anti-farmer".
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Yeah given his history I don't think it was sarcasm.
Someone on these forums should get the benefit of the doubt, sheesh guys 
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That is the best guide I've seen yet!
Don't let the grammar police pressure you into line breaks and punctuation, people need to read the information as fast as possible, and reading those extra RETURNS will just slow you down. You're kinetics, after all.
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AHHHHH! *head asplodes*
to the op: I seriously laughed hard reading that.
I'm sure it's funny, really, but I am not that strong and I need help holding up this wall of text! 
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Step 9: Go AFK and get some dinner. You are probably hungry and have been on line now for 8 or 9 hours. Eat something really healthy like Pizza or french fries or both. Remember earlier how I said to take care of yourself. And do your laundry. No reason not to be hygenic after all. The team really does not have a need for you, but knowing a kin is on the team will make them fight more confidentally. Don't work too hard to make dinner and do chores. You need to maintain your gamer's body after all. A little extra fat will cushion your wrists and may even protect the the nerve compression from carpal tunnel syndrome.
Step 10. Ding, you hit 50. Awesome. You deserve it totally. Immediately quit the team, even mid mission and log this character off. You have no idea how to use the character anyway and there is no point in learning now. Just make an empath, and start spamming healer lf AE farm. You will have another 50 in a couple of days. That's two 50s. Totally Awesome.
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Best. Guide. Evah.
Steps 9 and 10 are classic.
How the heck am I supposed to get my /kin corruptor to Atlas Park 
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It does not last long anyway, so then you would have to speed boost often with repetitive motions. You need to worry about carpal tunnel, and its long term effects on your quality of life, so if people give you a hard time, remember, you need to take care of yourself first. Also, try not to use your attacks much. They will just get you in trouble and tick off the maniacs in the mission.
Step 7: When you get fulcrum shift, try not to use it too much. It is a neat looking power, but then you have to stand close to the granite tanker and he is big and ugly. Ugly people suck.
Step 8: As you obtain higher levels, sb any granite tankers you see and tell them to friend you. You do not need to add em as friends on facebook, but in the game you can actually friend people. It is cool. If they don't answer you, they are big and mean and may have ignored you for spamming way back 4 hours ago when you were level 1. If they friend you, you will always get invites when you log on.
Step 9: Go AFK and get some dinner. You are probably hungry and have been on line now for 8 or 9 hours. Eat something really healthy like Pizza or french fries or both. Remember earlier how I said to take care of yourself. And do your laundry. No reason not to be hygenic after all. The team really does not have a need for you, but knowing a kin is on the team will make them fight more confidentally. Don't work too hard to make dinner and do chores. You need to maintain your gamer's body after all. A little extra fat will cushion your wrists and may even protect the the nerve compression from carpal tunnel syndrome.
Step 10. Ding, you hit 50. Awesome. You deserve it totally. Immediately quit the team, even mid mission and log this character off. You have no idea how to use the character anyway and there is no point in learning now. Just make an empath, and start spamming healer lf AE farm. You will have another 50 in a couple of days. That's two 50s. Totally Awesome.
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i <3 this thread. 
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I'm sure it's funny, really, but I am not that strong and I need help holding up this wall of text!
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Ill stand next to you and give you siphon power and fulcrum shift but thats all because i have to worry about personal safety first.
BRB laundry time!
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How the heck am I supposed to get my /kin corruptor to Atlas Park
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Go through bloody bay and tell the long bow your really a hero.
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Step 1: Make a character. Hot Random on the costume, or make a girl with ginormous breasts in a pink bikini and high heels.
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Would having the Chest Slider set to somewhat average, but having the hips set a little wider than normal be acceptable as well? If not, then I guess none of my kins will ever be able to make use of this guide. A pity really, since Twlilight Vixen (my Mind/Kin) is lingering at 41 now.
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Nice guide, but line breaks are your friends.
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