New Power Pool: Pants

Tier 1: Shorts: You put on a pair of shorts. These shorts are breezy and let you move freely, increasing your running speed and defense.

Tier 1: Corduroy Slacks: You put on a pair of corduroy slacks. These pants make an annoying noise when the legs rub together, distracting your enemies and reducing their accuracy, and making them want to avoid your area.

Tier 2: Jeans: You put on a pair of blue jeans. These tough, rugged pants are a good insulator, and increase your resistance to Smashing, Lethal, Fire, and Cold damage.

Tier 3: Pants Throw: Demonstrating true mastery of the pants, you use the darkest pants technique known to man. You remove your pants and throw them at an opponent. With his vision blocked by the pants on his head, the enemy will become confused and may attack his allies, and have reduced perception. As long as you don't have your pants on, your Threat Level will be reduced as enemies don't want to look at your pantsless form, unless your character is female, in which case it has the opposite effect.

I like this idea.

Though it'd look a little odd, if you wanted to have both Shorts and Jeans on at the same time. Toggle?

Clever. But I never wear pants when I'm playing.

The idea sounds incredibly silly.Not that I am judging,mind you.

I gues it could work..heh heh heh : )

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Clever. But I never wear pants when I'm playing.

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I never wear pants unless I'm required to because of a dress code.

I'm going to /sign this purely because I love the idea of my pantslessness being an excellent combat tactic!

Would the tier 3 be more effective on huge supers?

Oldeb wants pants too!

ha ha ha

This is too funny, I am still laughing, you jest right?

Stormy

Blow Dry: You call forth a superheated wave of hot air that dries any pants your opponents are wearing, causing them to shrink. All affected are immobilized until they can remove their pants.

Rip: Causes your enemy's pants to rip in unseemly places, creating a Fear response.

Uh, I think you made a mistake. Everyone knows that Pants is a Travel(ing) Power Pool. Where's the Tier 2 Travel Power?

Zose are ze largest trouzers in ze world!!

Vanden is a heretic. I know you play on the triumph server and you are calling for pants!? How could you break our code.

Dang it, Vanden, I had a really great pant-related suggestion I was working on, but if I post it now, everyone will think I'm stealing your idea!

*Shakes fist*

What, no skirts, too? :<

Why's it got to be pants? Why can't it be a safely unisex/nutbunny friendly power pool like 'garments'?

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The idea sounds incredibly silly.

[/ QUOTE ]Silly? No. Silly is the Moonsilver Pantaloons artifact from ExXxalted: Scroll of Swallowed Darkness.

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As the Unconquered Sun and the other Incarnae
deliberated over their plans to rebel against the Primordials,
the Maiden of Battles suggested that their
ally Autochthon would be of great aid, but would
ultimately be insufficient to assure the survival of
Creation. Luna suggested that perhaps she could
seduce Gaia. Taking the form of a bare-chested young
man clad in tight moonsilver breeches, the moon
god succeeded in exactly that. It is said that his sole
apparel was woven from ambrosia and threads of
Serenity. The primary power of this mighty artifact
is to enhance the lower body and its assorted appendages,
making them impressive even to architects of
Creation. The price for such power is a seven mote
attunement cost.

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... and that's probably the most tame thing in the book

Ugh, /signed

"these pants were made for walkin...."