Random Facts and statements of utter boredom
By
Airborne_Ninja,
Posted on: 2009-05-08 19:53 in Forum Games
I hate Portal for the stupid, "The cake is a lie" meme it spread.
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The stupidest memes are always the most popular.
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It may also explain why the Amazon is one of the worlds cleanest rivers.
Jesus Saves...... when he shops at walmart
Jesus Saves Sinners!
And redeems them for valuable prizes!
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There are little critters living at the base of your eyelashes....fact
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
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There are little critters living at the base of your eyelashes....fact
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I'm wondering if that remains a fact if you have no eyelashes.
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There are little critters living at the base of your eyelashes....fact
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I'm wondering if that remains a fact if you have no eyelashes.
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Well, better there than your naughty bulbous regions
The quote "Money is the root of all evil" is incorrect. The correct quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil."
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.
Hmmm...should I watch golf or the local access town hall meetings?
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
town hall meetings are fun!
*rolls eyes*
Every cell in the human body is completely new every seven years...(I am sitting around waiting for my new bod to come in.)
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� The chocolate chip cookie, corn flakes, and vulcanized rubber where all made by accident, but turned out to be big success's
Walter Hunt invented the safety pin in 1849
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Im not wearing pants
im a cat
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
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I have belly button lint.
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Thought about this one a while,
and it left me wondering . . .
Your own? Or have you been out gathering it?
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Guns don't kill people. Now BULLETS on the other hand...
I buy safety razors at tag sales. Turn 'em around and sell for up to 10x what I paid. Often the same day.
Moggie's big forum-brother.
"I'm a tech. I tell it how it is. I'm incapable of the sunshine blowing necessary in their field." - BillZBubba
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
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I've been texting all day at work today. ( what else is new? 
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You did not text me.
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Sorry. Didn't want to get you in trouble
Ya know why you don't get laid much on Thanksgiving? It's cuz all the coats are on the bed. (para-phrased from George Carlin)
Did you know that you're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making uglyfaces at dogs in Oklahoma?
And that next year chimps will be allowed to vote?
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If you urinate when swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare it's barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed.
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I just grabbed my lower parts in shock and discomfort.
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You grabbed your ankles?