Me
I paid a happy-go-lucky free spirit and got...
told to **** off
I paid in a engrossing story about the horrors that death experiences and got
A bored audience.
I paid with flatulance and got...
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That motorcycle I just laid out two seconds ago. Open the windows kids.
I paid a wooden nickel and got...
Splinters
I paid a rotten tomato and got
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
a bologna sammich.
I paid a flat tire and some Fix-A-Flat and got ...
A product that failed to work and a still-flat, but wet, tire.
I paid for room service and got...
a pepperoni pizza that the person in the room next to me ordered.
I paid for a bottle of wine and got ...
A bottle of grape juice that didn't have time to age
I paid for a cheesecake and got...
some cheese between 2 slices of poundcake.
I paid $619.37 and got ...
A chance for me to get a word in edge wise.
I paid off Gray Huntress's harem of artists and got...
Fan art of your very own.
I paid a modeling agency and got ...
Rejected!
I paid off Barack Obama and got...
thrown into a pool of man-eating sponges! 
I paid $30.00 and got
a pair of boots ON SALE!
I paid the mechanic to fix my car and I got ...
more than what you bargained for...A BRAND NEW CAR!!!
I paid three easy payments of $19.99 and got...
one cheap easy chair.
I paid at the pump and got...
A complimentary windshield wash.
I paid my overdraft fee and got...
another overdraft fee.
I paid in fake currency and got...
Boardwalk and Park Place 
I paid admission to an amusement park and got ...
a free partner to ride all the rides with you: Me!
I paid at the snack vendor and got...
2 large snowcones!
I paid for the Magic Booster pack and got ...
The self-destruct power (wtf?)
I paid for Red Wings playoff tickets and got...
to see them win
I paid for Flyers playoff tickets and got ...
a brother to spare
I paid a disenfranchised societal drop-out and got