You get what you pay for


Angryellow

 

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a free bingo scratch ticket.

I paid $1 and got ...


 

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Laughed out of the store.

I paid an eyelash and got...


 

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whiplash.

I paid you a visit and got...


 

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a nice glass of cold iced tea.

I paid for a pair of Hello Kitty socks and got ...


 

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Mandatory efficiency training.


I traded a glass of Emmi's iced tea and got...


 

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lemonade

I paid a large double double and got....


 

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rear-ended

I paid a Seattle World's fair postcard and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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A phone call circa 1980


I paid a silver dollar and got...


 

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called grandma

I paid 3 golden rings and got...


 

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the gold foil back without the chocolate.

I paid an old cell phone (the ones that are bigger than bricks and have a cord and a battery pack you have to carry around in a bag) and got ...


 

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a pack of Winstons (ewwww)

I paid sales tax on the car I won on a game show but all I got was ...


 

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A keychain.


I paid total forum anarchy and I got...


 

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A million sniper shots

I paid $23.95 and got...


 

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a dollar's worth of candy.

I paid $69.00 and got ...


 

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A brand new piece of commissioned art.

I paid $40.00 and got...


 

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a ten, 3 fives, 18 ones, 24 quarters, 8 dimes, 2 nickels and 10 pennies.

I paid for the Magic booster pack and got ...


 

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a million new costume combos, and a complimentary sexy Gray outfit

I paid for a little and I got...


 

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Another piece of self-love art.


I paid a nominal fee and got...


 

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more than you hoped for.

I paid for a friend's account and got ...


 

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A copy of Gray's self-love art

I paid with a pan of lasagna and got...