You get what you pay for


Angryellow

 

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half of what you expected


I paid with bricks on my feet and got...


 

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To sleep with the fishes.


I paid off a judge and got...


 

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3 consecutive life sentences.

I paid with a big, red clown nose and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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paid with the priceless laughter of 3 yr olds

I paid the clown and got....


 

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a balloon bouquet, 3 bulb-horn honks and a big clown grin

I paid with a bag od sawdust and one glass eye and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Demoted back to elementary school for misspelling 'of'


I paid for Healix's teeth whitening and got...


 

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a big seksi kiss and eternal gratitude :::big grin before heading off to class:::

I paid with an antique locked steamer trunk and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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a priceless collection of heirlooms 50 years later

I paid forever and got


 

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a lifetime supply of Depends

I paid with a bottle of Dr. Good and got


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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a bottle of Mr. Pibb.

I paid with shed dog hair and got...


 

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Fleas


I paid with a squicky feeling and got...


 

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a snartch in my glort.

I paid with a whoopie cushion, $.45 and a used Qtip and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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a used keenex, deodorant and a bus ride home.

I paid with toil and got..


 

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sweaty and stinky

I paid with a cup of mule spit and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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a gallon of brow sweat

I paid ten thousand dollars and got


 

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A can of Vienna sausages & crackers


I paid the deposit on a pop bottle and got...


 

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10% off your next purchase

I paid the room service and got


 

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serviced..

I paid with used gum, a bag of soot and a used lottery ticket and got...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Blue Kryptonite


I paid a pair of scratched up glasses and got...


 

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A collapsed bridge

I paid 14.01 and lint and got...


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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told to leave because you wer .04 cents short.

I paid with the gift of fire and got...


 

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An impromptu cookout with all teh meats.


I paid with spit and got...


 

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nose boogies *makes face*

I paid with an old Charlie Tuna commercial, a floorboard from a chicken coop and 16 cents and got


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�