You get what you pay for
absolutly nothing
I paid 279 hard installments of half a cent and got...
the boots
I paid 12 easter eggs and got
a better job.
I paid said better job and got...
a promotion!
I paid 1/4 of my cheque and got
Audited
I paid my whole check and got...
a a snipe trap and one of Madonna's pointy bras
I paid an Indian head nickle and got...

Asked what an Indian Head nickle is
I paid and got...
Mugged.
I paid $927.74 and got...

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Indian head nickel (I spelled it wrong..lol)
a jar of human teeth and a CD rewinder.
I paid my life savings and got...

A nickel.
Don't worry. I always spell it -le, too. I also always spell sabre, which is the EU spelling. Dunno why, but I does...
I paid £98 and got...

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laughed at.
I paid 42 cents, some pocket lint and a pack of Juicy Fruit and got ...
A song and dance.
I paid rent and got...
another month in my apartment
I paid with a butt-load of candy and got ...
Diatbetes and Wilford Brimley.
I paid $23.03 and got

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a hot dog at the new Yankee Stadium.
I finally paid attention to you and got...
jiggy with it
I paid 2 cents and got..
Will Smith's Greatest Hits album.
I paid 70 bones and got...
Stiffed.
I paid $34.23 and got...

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a beer at the new Yankee Stadium.
I paid on time and got...
A warning letter anyway
$123,456,789,101,112,131,415,161,718,192,021,222,3 24,252,627,282,930
and got...
A Yankees cap at the new Yankee Stadium.
I paid $41.99 and got...
a vintage action figure from Hal Steinbrenner's personal collection.
I didn't pay much and got...
a lot
I paid for something and got...
Something.
I paid $73.46 and got...

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an EmoRocket
I paid 2 easy installments of just $19.99 and I got...